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Author Topic: Belated Halloween joke....  (Read 1388 times)

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Offline rondrond

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Belated Halloween joke....
« on: November 07, 2010, 09:16:17 am »
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself!
This is going to hurt!!





'WE HAVEN'T EVEN
SWEPT TOGETHER!'

............. ..........................
Oh for goodness sake...
Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy!

Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!
Have a great day!
 
 
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Offline Basquo

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Re: Belated Halloween joke....
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2010, 11:39:24 am »
that's cute!! made me LOL over brekkie!
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Re: Belated Halloween joke....
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 12:07:25 pm »
LOL... that was cute!

The Halloween joke that I've always told since I was a youngin is:

Why can't witches have babies?

answer: Their husbands have Hallo-weenies
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