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Author Topic: Joke Arrived Today  (Read 2229 times)

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Offline emeraldize

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Joke Arrived Today
« on: January 26, 2007, 01:33:22 pm »
Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar.  While having a shot of whiskey, they talk
about their moonshine operation.  Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to cough.  After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?

"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, "No".

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"


Offline RAB

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Re: Joke Arrived Today
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2007, 06:05:18 pm »
 :D  LOL   :D 


Offline lydgate

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Re: Joke Arrived Today
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2007, 06:36:50 pm »
::giggling uncontrollably::

It had a special piquancy for me since I'm reading three Faulkner novels at once, with hillbillies galore.

Jay
Her finely-touched spirit had still its fine issues, though they were not widely visible. Her full nature, like that river of which Cyrus broke the strength, spent itself in channels which had no great name on the earth. But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.

George Eliot, Middlemarch, final paragraph

Offline Jody

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Re: Joke Arrived Today
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2007, 08:35:37 pm »
Thanks for a good laugh Anne,  ;D

Jody  :)
"Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world".
 "Try to discover that you are the song that the morning brings."

Grateful Dead

Offline Jody

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Re: Joke Arrived Today
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2007, 08:44:55 pm »
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"Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world".
 "Try to discover that you are the song that the morning brings."

Grateful Dead

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Joke Arrived Today
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2007, 11:12:16 pm »


  Well he did it riiiight didn't he? ;)


   
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

 


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