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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: aupointillimite on January 01, 2007, 07:59:57 pm
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OK... because there are so many variations in the beautifully eclectic activity that is oral sex... I don't think a poll is possible.
Open-ended question then... what is your favorite way to engage in oral?
I need to think about this and then I'll get back to you...
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After much thinking... and since I prefer giving oral to getting it... I really dig being on my back... dude straddling my face... and there you have it.
Face...humping if you will. :P
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I prefer active bottoms....as opposed to passive.
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1. Kissing.
2. What Benj wrote, with me doing the humping. (Most guys can't take it though, so sad.)
3. Me sitting on the couch, legs spread, guy kneeling between them.
4. Me rimming a hot ass.
Actually, number 4 could also be number 2 or 3.
Damn, now I'm REALLY horny.
Jay
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Now that is easy for me. ANY WAY YOU WANT TO DO IT. ;) 27.50 hell, that would almost buy a carton of cigarettes. I have to smoke after sex.. ;D
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What Benj wrote, with me doing the humping. (Most guys can't take it though, so sad.)
It is sad. I can handle this though... within certain extreme parameters, of course.
It's like an art.
It's hot when my gag reflex makes tears come to my eyes... no really...
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I want to hear from the heteros re: rimming.
Jay
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Within certain extreme parameters is right. I recently saw clips from a porn called Gag the Fag which literally had me gasping.
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Within certain extreme parameters is right. I recently saw clips from a porn called Gag the Fag which literally had me gasping.
Gag the Fag? That's hilarious.
I should have been in that...
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Well, they are auditioning for Gag the Fag 3.
I won't post the link, but google it and see. And gasp.
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Gag the Fag? That's hilarious.
I should have been in that...
I suck a mean cock, using breath, facial hair (with the grain), teeth, and temperatures.... It's not my favorite thing to do, but you wouldn't know it to get a blowjob from me. Recently, I've met people who like to have it chewed... hrm. I can't imagine that is very much fun.
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Having received more mediocre blowjobs than I can (or want to) remember, I wish every adult gay male had to enroll in the "school" in LA where self-proclaimed experts teach you how to suck cock. And they require volunteers for the oral bottoms to "practice" on. Nice work if you can it...
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See... I wouldn't need to go to that.
I quite often hear, "I can never finish from a blowjob" and I take this as a personal challenge.
Do I win? Oh yes.
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Maybe I'm straying beyond the bounds of decency now... oh hell, not with this group.
So, the finish: down the hatch? :P
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So, the finish: down the hatch? :P
Bien sur.
See, saying it in French makes it classy.
Plus, I figure if you're gonna stick around that long... you might as well.
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Maybe I'm straying beyond the bounds of decency now...
Me too... I've already posted stuff that even my closest friends don't know... I really need to eschew this behavior for 2007.
-joseph
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Me too... I've already posted stuff that even my closest friends don't know...
Fortunately, my friends and I tell each other all this stuff... well, we used to... back in more drug-addled days. It's amazing what coke will make you think is cool to tell your friends.
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God! You guys are nothing but sex-crazed sluts who never seem to get enough !! >:(
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Why are you all so far away ?? :P
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God! You guys are nothing but sex-crazed sluts who never seem to get enough !! >:(
Ain't it cute? ;D
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aupointillimite, why is it I can imagine you on GHB? ;)
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I get the most pity votes (please) for being far away, stuck in the cornfields of Iowa. Nice eye-candy though, especially during the summer with all the atheletes training shirtless. Just makes you (that is, me) grab them and read them Plato's Phaedrus before tearing their shorts off. Melancholic sigh.
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aupointillimite, why is it I can imagine you on GHB? ;)
Actually... GHB is one of the three drugs that I haven't done. No joke.
I have no clue what it does.
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Actually... GHB is one of the three drugs that I haven't done. No joke.
I have no clue what it does.
All it did was make me tingle a little bit in the privates. :)
-joseph
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GHB is commonly known to be a gateway drug to human adreno gland
or not!
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::detects deviancy::
::exits room::
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The Holland Tunnel has left the building. :)
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The Holland Tunnel has left the building. :)
ZING!
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Barbara please! Please Barbara!
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Scrub, Christina, SCRUB.
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In the mid 70's I lost all of my teeth to a gum disease from my Army days. I am now able to remove my teeth and really chew on a man without hurting them. I'm told that it is a unique experience. Wish I could reach to try it on myself.
Jean-Yves
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In the mid 70's I lost all of my teeth to a gum disease from my Army days. I am now able to remove my teeth and really chew on a man without hurting them. I'm told that it is a unique experience. Wish I could reach to try it on myself.
Jean-Yves
I've never had a gum-job, but I heard they're fabu.
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receiving oral? Anytime, anywhere, anyway- just no TEETH
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Ok, I have issues when it comes to giving oral, nothing on the man's part but my own. I have no problem wanting to do it but it's like my mouth does not want to co-operate. First, I have a small mouth, it is hard for me to wrap my mouth around an average size dick much less anything else. I don't really gag but I develop a case of lockjaw. Is there any way around this? I don't want to be selfish and not return the favor.
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Good night Irene (Philly)....
I love me a BJ....
but these days I don't seem to get much action.
Hmm! But that's gonna change in 2007 ::)
Modified to add:
Pretty is ...as pretty does!
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I don't really gag but I develop a case of lockjaw.
My friend has TMJ. You can imagine the amusing stories she has regarding giving head.
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Queen- Another alternative is to do it like if you were sucking a popsickle sideways. Don't insert it into the mouth, just keep your lips wet and glide yourself through the sides of it...up and down, up and down... ;) ...and DO use your tongue when your lips get a little tired. :P Oral sex is my favorite sexual activity.
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yeah, Queen, keeping it wet is key ;)
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My favorite way to engage in 'oral' is the kiss. Long, deep and slow passionate kissing. Playful, little nibbly kissing. Silly, fun and smacking kisses showered all over. Lips locked while in a long embrace, perhaps even barely moving for some time. Any way you want it for as long as you wish.
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yeah, okay, that's sweet and all, but not what they wanted to hear...... ;)
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yeah, okay, that's sweet and all, but not what they wanted to hear...... ;)
We don't do "sweet" around here, Tim. ;D
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I'd rather go shopping at Louis Vuitton.
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well, since everyone wants to know...i like eatin' some ass
and i wouldn't mind being known as a benj eater
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well, since everyone wants to know...i like eatin' some ass
and i wouldn't mind being known as a benj eater
Hey, Tim... if that's the case...
Think of me as a flickery diner sign that says, "Eat at Benj's!"
I've got the vapors again!
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and i wouldn't mind being known as a benj eater
Plump Danglin' Peaches - I never figured you for the K-9 type. :-*
-Chris
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hey, benj...
them looks like some good eats !!
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hey, benj...
them looks like some good eats !!
Whoo hoo!
They are. Oh yes.
I mean, I don't let just anybody do that. Only an experienced palate.
A rimmelier, if you will.
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I like the challenge of deep-throating hung guys.
In my research, I've discovered that half a valium beforehand gives me nearly 100% control over the gag reflex.
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I like the challenge of deep-throating hung guys.
In my research, I've discovered that half a valium beforehand gives me nearly 100% control over the gag reflex.
Like an idiot, I've been using booze.
Do you know what that does?
Pukey face.
Oh yes.
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Yeah, I've discovered that one myself along the way.
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I threw up on a guy's dick when I was in college.
True to form, I apologized for it... and then in order to stave off any potential criticism, I started screaming and slurring, "Thasss right, m*****f***er! I puked on your cock cause I'm all punk rock n' sh*t!"
I made him laugh at least...
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and, benj...i know what you mean by the eye lock thing with oral.
like to put a soft one in my mouth and just let it stay there & lock eyes with a guy and feel it as it fills up my mouth
then we begin
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and, benj...i know what you mean by the eye lock thing with oral.
like to put a soft one in my mouth and just let it stay there & lock eyes with a guy and feel it as it fills up my mouth
then we begin
Fun for me! It's a brilliant thing... it has such the perfect mix of intimacy and proud sordidness... oh yes... love it longtime!
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Nice Tim, that's a WONDERFUL thing.... slow kisses, followed by letting it inflate inside your mouth.. then not stopping until the "swelling" goes down. ;)
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then not stopping until the "swelling" goes down. ;)
Penis-cillin works wonders for the swelling.
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My favorite way to engage in 'oral' is the kiss. Long, deep and slow passionate kissing. Playful, little nibbly kissing. Silly, fun and smacking kisses showered all over. Lips locked while in a long embrace, perhaps even barely moving for some time. Any way you want it for as long as you wish.
Here I was about to write a flame-baiting diatribe about your filthy deviant habits and thunter posts my thoughts almost exactly (what about tongue, tim? -- give me a fresh armpit to kiss/lick any day!). If a guy isn't into kissing and lingual intimacy we usually won't hit it off too well, unless I was only looking for a quickie (if I could remember that far back).
The rest of you are preverts. Flaccid penises and visual contact and tumescence... disgusting!
Boo
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It's OK, Boo. You don't have to be a part of our preversions.
You will, however, have to answer to the Coca Cola company.
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Yes, Boo....long tongue explorations all up and over and in between. the main thing i like is to nuzzle and nurture. yes, i can do the 'fuck like i owe you rent' thing (and love it, too...oh yes), but where i shine the most is to treat a boy with pampering...to rub it, scratch it, tickle it, nuzzle it, kiss it, cuddle it, nibble it, suck it...you get the idea. usually, when i am allowed to have free reign to do my thing this way that i want to, the 'rent past due' and 'we might just get scratched and bruised a bit' fucking manages to take care of itself along the way.
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God-a-cursed sodomites! I'm shocked and sickened! I would never be part of such filthy buggery. Ever. Shame on you!!
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You boys are nothing but a bunch of perverts... all you can think about is sex ???
I for one have made a Ney Years Resolution to stay immaculate and pure this year... DAMN, already blew that resolution Ney Year's Day! :o
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Ahem....do tell....
like really do tell. slowly and in detail.
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I for one have made a Ney Years Resolution to stay immaculate and pure this year... DAMN, already blew that resolution Ney Year's Day! :o
Three hours into the New Year... I ended any hopes of that. Huzzah!
Heh heh... you said "blew." Heh heh...
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If we stay on this thread long enough, maybe we'll like score or something.
Come to Butthead...
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Come to Butthead...
How aproopoo.
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More advice to the Queen (btw, Helen Mirren is super in the movie) but it's not really of the practical, um, hands-on kind.
I once had sexual relations of the oral kind with a lad named Steve -- Steve, who is still, in my book (yes, I keep a journal, to be published posthumously of course), the best fellator I have ever experienced. I asked him what his secret was -- and he knew that I wasn't really asking about keeping the saliva flow going or suppressing the gag reflex or tonguing the frenulum etc.
He said, "I just love doing it." And he went on to explain that it wasn't just enthusiasm -- tackling the task with gusto -- but a real love of having a penis in his mouth.
I think that's true. Sure, enthusiasm or love isn't sufficient to ensure a great blowjob, but it sure is necessary.
I think this is the dirtiest/purest sex post I've written. :)
J.
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He said, "I just love doing it."
Yup. You gotta love your work. 8)
Seriously... I'm damn good at giving head... for the simple reason that I absolutely love doing it. You can always tell who doesn't like it.
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There's an episode of Sex and the City in which Miranda is freaked out that a guy (they're training for the New York marathon together) rims her during sex. And the guy is offended when she doesn't return the favor. The girls are on her side -- except, surprisingly, Charlotte.
Yep, next to kissing, rimming is my favorite oral activity. So my question again to the heteros reading this filthy thread: is this something that you guys don't do?
J.
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They do it. At least the cool ones do. :D
How do I know this?
Thank you, coke-addled straight friends! I now intend to blackmail you all!
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I've had a girl go at with such gusto, all I could do was laugh (to myself). And wtf r u looking at me for!!?-lol
I've heard so many people say they're good at it ( alot of woman too). Then I hear quite another story from one of their receivers! lol
True, there's not so much bad about ANY bj, but man some are worse than others~
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Minor point of disagreement -- there is such a thing as a bad bj. Think of teeth scraping, a completely dry mouth, and complaints that the jaw is tired after three minutes. Masturbation is certainly preferable to that.
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Minor point of disagreement -- there is such a thing as a bad bj.
Amen! I hate having to fake uber-enjoyment.
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ok, yeah, no teeth. That's when you slap'em upside the head, point 'em to the nipple , and finish it off yourself!
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Lyd,
I liked her in Elizabeth 1, I have yet to see the other. What is rimming? Sorry, I am not up on the slang...I enjoy trying to do it but I have been known to scrap a dick with my teeth or else the jaw locks up on me.
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Rimming=analingus. Oral-anal contact.
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Oh! We call that tossing salad over here or was it updated to rimming and I missed the memo?
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nope. that term still works...
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Last year a guy used ice cubes on me... worked well with the blindfolds...nice combo!
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MMMMM makes me remember a past experience with ice cubes...quite numbing to say the least but quite enjoyable....
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Hmmm... I've never done food tricks during sex. Oh... but I have licked cocaine out of a man's foreskin during a trip to San Juan. Delightful.
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Aupoint,
Do you think the size of the tongue is important in this matter? Because if it is, this girl might be world champion... ;D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8f6eae532 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8f6eae532)
Val
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dont stop now!
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I like to wake my BF up w/a BJ is so good to have a soft one and make in hard in my mouth.
And I love when he sucked my whenever I changing a light bulb or this past Christmas when I was decorating the tree :P
J.
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thats more like it.
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And I love when he sucked my whenever I changing a light bulb or this past Christmas when I was decorating the tree
Now THAT'S hot! See Jav, you're getting some~ ;)
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Now THAT'S hot! See Jav, you're getting some~ ;)
Paul, I have to burn out all the light bulbs in order to get some ;D :D ;D I found out that he likes whenever I'm on the steps
J.
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Ha,ha. Funny Javicho! That made me think about my partner when he visits because when I'm in the shower and yell "I'll be right out!" the next thing I know is this 6 foot tall (I'm 5'7") man is naked and rubbing himself against my soapy back. He's going to kill me of a heart attack because I'm usually getting the shampoo out of my hair with my eyes closed and I never can tell when he sneaks himself into the shower. I have discovered he likes it in the shower!
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Aupoint,
Do you think the size of the tongue is important in this matter? Because if it is, this girl might be world champion... ;D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8f6eae532 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8f6eae532)
Val
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I'm afraid that I can't check out that link, for I am at work... but I do think that tongue size matters in that department.
I don't get any complaints.
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My favorite way to engage in 'oral' is the kiss. Long, deep and slow passionate kissing. Playful, little nibbly kissing. Silly, fun and smacking kisses showered all over. Lips locked while in a long embrace, perhaps even barely moving for some time. Any way you want it for as long as you wish.
I will be at your door in four hours! :-*
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Can someone explain why rimming is called tossing salad by some? I don't get the imagery.
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I've never quite understood that image either, though I vaguely understand some connection with the alimentary canal. Funny how this sort of slang tranlsates, loosely (and perhaps independently) across cultures. In Bombay rimming is known, in Hindi, as "eating biryani" -- biryani being a spiced rice dish, usually containing some vegetables and some meat, often brown in color. Now that food image I understand a lot better. :-\
Jay
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I will be at your door in four hours! :-*
Can I go too ;)
J.
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i think we need more contributions to this thread.
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Jack, your previous two contributions were "don't stop now" and "that's more like it." ::) Sounds like you were getting an excellent blowjob while you typed that... Let's hear from you now, what makes Jack (formerly Jake) orally tick?
Jay
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girls do it better.
just saying.. ;)
kate
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girls do it better.
just saying.. ;)
kate
OK, now that's a provocative statement if ever there was one. ;D (Thank you.)
Boys, pick up the gauntlet?
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OK... because there are so many variations in the beautifully eclectic activity that is oral sex... I don't think a poll is possible.
Open-ended question then... what is your favorite way to engage in oral?
I need to think about this and then I'll get back to you...
I can't believe it's taken me this long to reply to a post about oral sex! I just like it. 69 is great, espec. with me on top. I just like having (giving / getting) oral sex. After all, it is a form of sexual activity, of which I'm a great fan! ;) The best part is that it often leads to other, more fun activities!
David
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Can someone explain why rimming is called tossing salad by some? I don't get the imagery.
I've often wondered this myself. Another term for it, that I completely understand is "E-coli pie", which kind of ruins the whole thing for me.
David
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Which leads me to my next, er, question. With many guys that I've been with, oral sex is it. That's it, that's all we're doing. Not because of safe sex issues (I think) but cuz that's all they were "into." Cock. Mouth. Mmmm.
With other guys, however, it's the opposite: oral is just a prelude, and the "real" point of the encounter is to proceed to fucking. It ain't sex if there isn't anal/vaginal penetration involved.
Homos and heteros: Oral sex -- means unto an end or an end unto itself? (Yeah, I know it depends, but I'm still curious.)
Jay
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bump (for selfish and prurient reasons)
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Homos and heteros: Oral sex -- means unto an end or an end unto itself? (Yeah, I know it depends, but I'm still curious.)
I can go either way on this... I prefer it to be a means... five years ago, I was all about oral, but as I've gotten a bit older... I've been all out for the whole shebang.
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I had to reply because I wanted #100. :)
At the New Year's party I went to this very drunk gay boy went stumbling around asking the other gay guys whether they licked pussy. Almost before anyone could answer he would say, very loudly, "I do! And I like it! But I'm still a fag." Weird.
Jay
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I have gotten drunk and admitted to having gone on chicks and liking it.
No shame in it... none at all. I think it's pretty cool, actually...
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No shame at all. I just thought it was cute and funny because it seemed like he was finally making this big confession, like this big weight had been lifted off his shoulders, and he seemed to imply "And now judge me if you want, I don't care!" More power to him.
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That's funny. See, I'm proud of myself for doing it.
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for what? having sex with a girl?
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Yes... and doing so with gusto!
It was a big step for me... I was 20 and feeling sexually stagnant... or I was high on God knows what... I can't remember which.
It was probably both.
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Barbara please. I met a girl in gay bar (Fielden's no less!) in college and we actually lived together for a year. She claimed I got her pregnant after we broke up (messy) and had a miscarriage. Imagine the horror of me having a child. Mind you I'd been sleeping with guys for a good few years when we met. Oh right... there was a lot of cocaine around me too. Lots... and other stuff. Plus she owned a trendy men's clothing store so I snagged discounts (see? gay even when fucking a girl. THAT is fierce!)
I won't even go into the time she caught me at a party in a closet (no jokes please) with a black guy on his knees blowing my cock. The next day I came across a gun in one of our dresser drawers. So no pretty.
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Mary please. I must trump your getting caught by a woman story. Me in bed, on the brink of orgasm, my boyfriend blowing me, and my mother walks in. Why do I always forget about locks?
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oh, that doesn't sound like fun... I take it she had no clue that you were a cock whore?
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Barbara please. I met a girl in gay bar (Fielden's no less!) in college and we actually lived together for a year. She claimed I got her pregnant after we broke up (messy) and had a miscarriage. Imagine the horror of me having a child. Mind you I'd been sleeping with guys for a good few years when we met. Oh right... there was a lot of cocaine around me too. Lots... and other stuff. Plus she owned a trendy men's clothing store so I snagged discounts (see? gay even when fucking a girl. THAT is fierce!)
I won't even go into the time she caught me at a party in a closet (no jokes please) with a black guy on his knees blowing my cock. The next day I came across a gun in one of our dresser drawers. So no pretty.
Yeah, I couldn't do that. Not the relationship thing with a woman (or a man, now that I think about it). ;)
But having sex with a chick while we're both on heroin in front of a good friend of mine... who's also on heroin?
That's more my style. Sleazy.
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"whole she/bang" is perhaps not quite the right phrase for this thread...
As for "I get the most pity votes (please) for being far away, stuck in the cornfields of Iowa", mr L, I was surprised, Iowa sounded suddenly hardcore, then reailised it said fields....
- matt
Now playing: Youssou N'Dour, New Africa
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She did. And she loved the bf. She was actually bringing us lemonade (I kid you not).
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"whole she/bang" is perhaps not quite the right phrase for this thread...
As for "I get the most pity votes (please) for being far away, stuck in the cornfields of Iowa", mr L, I was surprised, Iowa sounded suddenly hardcore, then reailised it said fields....
- matt
Now playing: Youssou N'Dour, New Africa
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She did. And she loved the bf. She was actually bringing us lemonade (I kid you not).
Wow... what a very Leave it to Beaver-esque story.
ZING!
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She did. And she loved the bf. She was actually bringing us lemonade (I kid you not).
"Next time, I put a lil' Shug Avery Pee in his lemonade, and see how Mister like that." - Celie (the Color Purple)
I wouldn't drink it.
*gag*
(it's a reflex I happen to cherish)
-joseph
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20 years later, I still get a little thickening when I smell Tide. That's what she smelled like, and I didn't mind at all. Bloody good at it I was, but don't tell my hippie-chick best friend whom I am taking to NYC in two weeks. Her boyfriend is cool but all of the sudden Grandma thinks it's improper as I have a penis.
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Ok, I think I've done just about the dumbest thing.
I was seeing this s&m top for a bit about 5 years back. We were drugged to our eyeballs and bored with all his toys so went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to see what interesting things were inside. I was tied up in his sling at the time, but he came back with eggs, missing his love beads, I guess.
We chuckled for a bit, then proceeded to stick them up my butt. There was that usual resistance at first, but once over the hump it was sucked in, as these things are. Time for number 2. Same story, it got sucked in, but so fiercely that the two uncooked eggs smashed into each other and shattered.
So there I was with raw eggs running out my butt and left with two smashed eggshells deep inside. Needless to say, I bled a lot that night and removing them was no easy task in our state. I will never again play with eggs. ::)
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Talk about 'over easy'....
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lol.
would you like some e-coli, and ketchup (blood) with those.
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Yeeee-ipes!
Hey, I did pretty good above!
I resisted saying how I bet you had to scramble to get out of that mess!
Or how I guess the yoke was on you!
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All I can say is OMG!
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All I can say is: Can I get hashbrowns with that?
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wtfbbq!
why in the world would someone think a raw egg would NOT break in the ole poop chute? surely that was some strong crack you children were smoking that night.
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not a lot of thinking went into it, Philly.
lots of pills, booze, and smoke, and from memory my first time on G. i was just doing what i was told.
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ah... G, that will do it. Bad stuff.
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not a lot of thinking went into it, Philly.
lots of pills, booze, and smoke, and from memory my first time on G. i was just doing what i was told.
My general rule of thumb is that if it's anything other than cock, it doesn't go in my hole. I've fired many a man from the sling project because of this!
"excuse me, what are you doing down there??"
"I'm almost up to my knuckles!"
"No, motherfucker, you're fired from the sling project - on the other side of the sing!!! NOW!!"
(from an actual experience)
-joseph
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Can't resist asking then: two cocks would mean promotion for both or would both be fired? (Sorry, Joseph, it was too easy an, um, opening to pass up.)
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Can't resist asking then: two cocks would mean promotion for both or would both be fired?
there are no promotions... just firing... I'm a non-profit. :)
-joseph
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That eggiwegg story reminds me of this awesome Scrubs episode where a guy came in with after having inserted a lightbulb into himself. It had this brilliant line.
"I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."