Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Teresa on August 01, 2006, 01:05:23 pm
Title: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: Teresa on August 01, 2006, 01:05:23 pm
Got this in my email today..
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: Ann on August 01, 2006, 01:37:23 pm
OOOOOOOHH!
You're terrible Teresa! I love it! ;D
Ann
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: ACinKC on August 01, 2006, 02:06:18 pm
Funny as hell!!! I was just on my way to pick some up!
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: clarke on August 01, 2006, 02:10:13 pm
That was so-o-o sick! But funny as 7734!
It might be something to attempt the next time I go there!!
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: anniebc on August 01, 2006, 04:10:09 pm
:D :D :D....Bad Teresa...now go and sit in the time out chair.
Hugs Jan :-*
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: joyluckclub on August 02, 2006, 12:51:12 am
that was soooooo good.......I don't know if I would have had the courage to do that!
Great!
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: david25luvit on August 02, 2006, 12:55:57 am
OMG Teresa...........
You bad bad girl! :o You are so bad.....................and funny!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Purina Diet...a funny
Post by: Matty the Damned on August 02, 2006, 01:43:09 am
Teresa,
I love it! Seriously funny stuff babe. But more importantly: