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Author Topic: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.  (Read 11557 times)

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Offline mitch777

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tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« on: March 05, 2013, 09:00:23 pm »
was debating what to get for him.
any ideas?
(it must be cheap and easy.)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2013, 09:12:29 pm »

(it must be cheap and easy.)

LMAO! He's already got that! Cheap and Easy= you. :P

Why not make a great dinner for him, put on something sexy, and draw a nice bubble bath with candles and wine :-*

^and at some point in there I guess you will have to pop a Viagra.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 09:18:01 pm by WillyWump »
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2013, 09:19:36 pm »
LMAO! He's already got that. Cheap and Easy= you. :P

Why not make a great dinner for him, put on something sexy, and draw a nice bubble bath with candles and wine :-*
Repeat...
cheap and easy.

hmmmm...
 :-[

so.....
you are another one of those "generous and hard to get" kinda guys.

 ::)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2013, 09:27:51 pm »
Repeat...
cheap and easy.



What's not cheap about my Idea? Hell you can even get boxed wine.

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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2013, 09:49:54 pm »
What's not cheap about my Idea? Hell you can even get boxed wine.
he prefers scotch. (uncanned)
and you want me to cook too???
cheap....
easy....

maybe just a single rose, a kiss, and....um, yup. enough is enough.
that should do the trick. 8)
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 09:52:42 pm by mitch777 »
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2013, 11:12:03 pm »
Take a nice drive, pick up some greasy spoon food "to go" and visit a nice nature preserve.  Find a nice spot and have a nice meal and conversation.  Then move on to what you plan on giving him as the real gift.   ;D  Get the conversation so hot that he's ready to "hit it" right there in the woods.


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Offline mitch777

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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2013, 06:06:46 pm »
Take a nice drive, pick up some greasy spoon food "to go" and visit a nice nature preserve.  Find a nice spot and have a nice meal and conversation.  Then move on to what you plan on giving him as the real gift.   ;D  Get the conversation so hot that he's ready to "hit it" right there in the woods.


Wolife
he had to work all day,
rainy and windy,
me feeling kinda crappy (as usual),

conclusion:
sloppy joes for dinner (his favorite).
sung Happy Birthday (ala Marilyn) this morning.
cheap and easy. :(
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2013, 06:23:43 pm »
serve the bitch a plate of dust

ps: sloppy joes? Lord have mercy on your soul. Did you marry Guilhermina's cousin?

Wrap a pair of skidmarked underwear and leave it at that.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2013, 06:26:32 pm by Miss Philicia »
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2013, 07:59:38 pm »
*DANGER*

RED ALERT!

MissP is in heat! She just sent me a pic of her Labias!

Please adhere to emergency advance directive #76530AY and do not open any attachments from MissP until you get the All Clear message.

This is not a drill!!
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2013, 08:02:20 pm »
*DANGER*

RED ALERT!

MissP is in heat! She just sent me a pic of her Labias!

Please adhere to emergency advance directive #76530AY and do not open any attachments from MissP until you get the All Clear message.

This is not a drill!!

Just be glad it isn't the pic with the ant trail and the can of Raid . 
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 08:05:00 pm »
Just be glad it isn't the pic with the ant trail and the can of Raid .

I'm in dire need of counseling. I'll be in the Mental Health thread if yall need me
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2013, 08:06:58 pm »
serve the bitch a plate of dust

ps: sloppy joes? Lord have mercy on your soul. Did you marry Guilhermina's cousin?

Wrap a pair of skidmarked underwear and leave it at that.
it was either sloppy joes or sea bass.
after 18+ years and my marilyn gig...

And...
skid marked undies was last years gift.

PS-MP is a pig. (see previous post)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2013, 08:08:16 pm »
I'm in dire need of counseling. I'll be in the Mental Health thread if yall need me
see you in a few years. ;D
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2013, 08:29:49 pm »

PS-MP is a pig. (see previous post)

No, that would be Wumpy who just took a picture of his puckered anus and sent it to me in an email.
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2013, 08:36:26 pm »
no
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2013, 08:44:15 pm »
Its puppy love if you ask me .
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2013, 08:54:09 pm »
hmmmm....
we went from the topic of my hubbies BD to pictures sent of body parts in a 180 degree turn.
you people crack me up. ;D
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2013, 08:58:19 pm »
hmmmm....
we went from the topic of my hubbies BD to pictures sent of body parts in a 180 degree turn.
you people crack me up. ;D

Would you feel better if Miss P sent yall a bday pic of his nether region ?
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2013, 09:00:50 pm »
Would you feel better if Miss P sent yall a bday pic of his nether region ?
*shudder*
not feeling bad, just amused. :)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2013, 09:09:40 pm »
Its puppy love if you ask me .

No. put your glasses on!
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2013, 12:13:11 am »
I prefer Manwhich Bold.  I don't like the original.  Must be Bold.  But, that Manwhich sauce is a tad salty, for my taste. 

Hope your hubby had a great day, despite having to work all day.  Hope you feel better.  So, no sex?  No sex on my bday this year.

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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2013, 11:04:33 am »
hmmmm....
we went from the topic of my hubbies BD to pictures sent of body parts in a 180 degree turn.
you people crack me up. ;D

And now it's turning into another food thread. :o
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2013, 03:25:54 pm »
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2013, 03:38:29 pm »
liar

I can attest to the fact he does like octapussy . When Henry , Will and I had our gut busting big seafood feast to end all feast Willy was practically pushing and shoving trying to gobble down more than his fare share of calamari . It was rather embarrassing actually all the slurping and bloody mary hogging he was doing . 
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 07:57:32 am »
I can attest to the fact he does like octapussy . When Henry , Will and I had our gut busting big seafood feast to end all feast Willy was practically pushing and shoving trying to gobble down more than his fare share of calamari . It was rather embarrassing actually all the slurping and bloody mary hogging he was doing . 

Well, that's why he's a liar. Calamari isn't octopus, it's squid. HENCE ALL THREE OF YOU FAIL

And of course he ate it -- IT'S FRIED. Would he eat it prepared like this:

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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 09:44:13 am »
octopus wumpy style...
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 10:13:51 am »
Willy was practically pushing and shoving trying to gobble down more than his fare share of calamari . It was rather embarrassing actually all the slurping and bloody mary hogging he was doing .

LMAO! Good times.

btw, Ive yet to find a better Bloody Mary. Holy shit those were good.




Yawn.

That's pitiful compared to what I had in Hong Kong several years back ::)

« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 10:17:28 am by WillyWump »
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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2013, 10:35:08 am »
I love squid ... and that day with you and Henry was the bestest of the trip for me .
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« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2013, 10:36:45 am »
and that day with you and Henry was the bestest of the trip for me .

I will never forget that day. Good food and amazing company  ;)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 05:38:10 pm »
Fried food, bad beer and lipo-bellied AIDS sufferers... good times.
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 07:58:24 pm »
Fried food, bad beer and lipo-bellied AIDS sufferers... good times.

You don't do jealous very well do you?
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2013, 08:05:43 pm »
You don't do jealous very well do you?
she does it VERY well.
THAT is the problem. :)
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Re: tomorrow is my hubbies birthday.
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2013, 09:25:41 pm »
octopus wumpy style...


Dam where is the like key?  :)
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