One for the girls (Just a little humor)

[randym431]

Someone emailed this to me. I thought it was good. Probably been passed around before?

"Lord, I have a problem."
  "What's the problem, Eve?
  ?I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
  ?And why is that Eve?"
  ?Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
  ?Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.  I shall create a man for you."
  ?Man?  What is that Lord?"
  A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.  But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things.  I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.  He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.  He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
  ?Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
  ?Well...you can have him on one condition."
  ?And what's that Lord? "
  ?As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to woman." 

[AlanBama]

 

[anniebc]

  ..Now that's the kind of joke I like to hear..thanks Randy for my morning laugh.

Hugs
Jan

[cph9680]

Haha!  Definitely have to share that one around

[Val]

Yeah, ...."and their were both blondes, Godess and Eve!..."

Val
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[CaptCarl]

Randy,
   Awesome joke man! LOL!!!

[Queen Tokelove]

It's about time, it is realized that women are the stronger sex....lol.....Thanks I needed that!

[Longislander]

i thought it was funny, so I brought it to work for the women. Then one of the woman saidd she had a joke for me, and I will tell it as best I can remember;

One day God was talking with Adam, and Adam was thanking him for all that he had given him, the land, the flowers, the trees, the lakes, the birds, and other little animals.

But he asked God if he couldn't make a companion for him, someone he could more easily associate with.

Then God said, 'of course I can, but it would cost you and arm and a leg'

Adam replied, 'what can I get for a rib?"

[Queen Tokelove]

Good one....