Ok, I know this thread will get ZERO responses because you people are all a bunch of nelly queens and think knitting is a sport, but Tonight the Cowboys play the Redskins and the winner takes the NFC East Title!
Please, I've started many threads about football and seldom get a response. I've watched every bowl game so and am tracking my points for a winner take all poll.
the Cowgirls .
but this football worship of yours is yet another reason that I'll be waiting on a nice Jewish man to marry ..
Romo will blow it as he usually does.
Go RG III!).
:D
Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.
wow, Im impressed Dox, you've actually watched football if you know this
You girls are really starting to impress me with your football knowledge.
btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right? ;)
btw- you are aware RGIII is Texas born and bred right? ;)
BIG niners fan.
I could go for a "niner" right now 8)
I could use some Demarco running up my back. Yum!
I could go for a "niner" right now 8)
you only get 3.5
Im thinking bout calling my bookie and putting a few coins on the boys...I think the spread is Cowboys give 3.5.
Really? You gonna come in here and bash the boys? America's Team?
Oh, btw...what happened to the NY Giants? LOL. (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu257/markus69_bucket/smiley_ROFLMAO.gif)
Get ready for alot of this...
Romo the homo will blow it as he usually does.
:-[
Hugs and kisses from a (not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan :P
:-[
and to add insult to injury, I was rudely awoken from a beautiful dream of Joesph Gordon Levitt giving me a full body massage at 6:52am this morning by SOMEONE texting me to say that the Cowboys were humiliated by some yankees. Soooo rude. *cough* MissP.
*giggle*
I bet your testicles shrank to the size of a pinhead after losing that game.
(not ashamed to admit it, especially in this thread) Jets fan :P
Cowboys will trounce the skins, in the skins stadium. LMAO!
PS- Im making my special Queso :)
Personally I was hoping for more pix in this thread and I don't mean scoreboards.
Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!
YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!
Hey!
I thought you were routing for the cowgirls.
What a loyal fan. ;)
I'm actually a better Houston fan than Dallas, I've been to two Houston home games, and zero Dallas games. Although I get Emmitsmiths autograph on a mini football at the cowboys training camp.LMAO.
See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.
See, thats the beautiful thing about living in Texas , you have TWO world class pro football teams to root for.
Houston TEXANS defeat Cincinnati and will be going to New England to humiliate the Yankee PAtriots!!!
YEEHAW! Hang 'em high baby!
Oh, you poor thing....... Tom Brady and team already showed that Texans aren't anything to worry about. So when they show up at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA (btw -- Sid & I were married about 200 yds from that stadium in Sept), they will be there for show only.
M
that San Antonio is deficient for not having a professional team.
NANCY Please! Foxboro Shmoxboro. We were just resting that week, after our 12-2 sweep of the rest of the division.
GO TEXANS! Yanks eat my as* ;)
Now here is a player to be proud of....
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/manti-te-o-notre-dame-play-grief-deaths-144408886--ncaaf.html
Sad but sweet and he is so cute!
And fat boy I realize it is College Football, but football none the same.
Oh, please.... 2 things to say
1. Last trip to Foxboro - Texans demolished 42-14
2. They may have started fast, but once they hit quality......... Well, the Pats got this week off due to their record for THE ENTIRE SEASON
Suck it Texan
M
Sean Lee is at the top. I mean really, he has the looks of a greek god. Amirite?
Oh honey, how cute you are.
I ahve 3 words for you...J.J. Watt.will.devour. Brady.
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/wattr_zpsca2995d7.jpg)
Please Mary...... You really need to change that diet of yours, it is beginning to effect your brain. Tom has nothing to fear from that wannabe.
You Texans do have a problem with reality......
M
We should go ahead and make this our Superbowl prediction thread.
Dont know about the Superbowl yet, but I predict with very great authority that JJ Watt will take down (SACK) Brady 3 times on Sunday. YOU HEAR THAT BOCKER? Poor Pretty boy Brady will be picking grass clumps out of his helmet. ;D
JJ says.."I smell some nasty yanks!"
This coming from someone who tried to equate San Antonio to New York City culturally ::)
JJ says.."I smell some nasty yanks!"
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/sack-506x600.jpg)
You want me don't you?
Um, you've been listening to Human League again haven't you? Or is it Jody Watley because we know you're such a retrosexual.
The short answer: NO. Besides, even if we could subject you to the exorcism it would take to expel you from NYC once you set foot in the concrete jungle, I wouldn't wanna run the risk of being beat down by Mitch and the rest of the people who lust for your __________ [fill in as you see fit.]
Though doth protest too much. You KNOW you want to do some dippin' in this sweet tea. ;)
But back to the topic at hand...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c7Ec_PZL7-8/UC1mlYhusTI/AAAAAAABZd0/hj5_D_viFfk/s1600/tom+brady+3.jpg)
This thread needs more pictures of actual hot cowboys.
Here ya go hun, just for you:(http://shoutitforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/74059-toy-story-woody-stand-up.jpg)
I'd hit it.
I wouldn't wanna run the risk of being beat down by Mitch and the rest of the people who lust for your __________ [fill in as you see fit.]
Ummm.... I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right?? ;)
Ummm.... I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right?? ;)
M
I'd hit it.
Ummm.... I'm guessing there ain't much you wouldn't hit, right?? ;)
M
I seem to remember someone here relating how he, as a young boy, used his GI Joe to ... um ... pleasure himself internally. Fortunately (for the person involved) I cannot remember who, exactly, confessed to this guilty pleasure.
Maybe it was Trey?
I once stuck a Han Solo action figure up my butt, as an eleven year old.
Later on, I melted it in the family fireplace, as an exciting conclusion to my seven-part snow Star Wars festival.
Are you sure you aren't confusing your dolls? ;D
Why yes, I do believe I did! I had a feeling it was that dirty-monkey-sex guy....
Sorry Jonathan! ;D
By the way, Wolfie, how did you find that so fast?
may god have mercy on us all .
I also secretly took compromising photos, please don't make me use them. ;D
may god have mercy on us all .
MissP taught me early on to make specific notes about our members in order to humiliate them in the future.
may god have mercy on us all .
btw, my new crush is Baltimores Joe Flaco. BEAQUTIFUL, Amirite ladies?
That's because he grew up across the Delaware River from me. And his last name has two "c"'s, Mary. Learn some Italian.
Denver/ Baltimore. HOLY SHIT. a-m-a-z-i-n-g game! Baltimore wins it in second OT.
I'm not real happy about this because Houston will have to play Baltimore in 2 weeks (after they humiliate the Pats tomorrow), and I thought Houston would have an easier go playing Denver. But it is what it is.
btw, my new crush is Baltimores Joe Flaco. BEAQUTIFUL, Amirite ladies?
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/Joe_flacco_kevinmoore.jpg)
I must confess I may have touched myself during the game.
Picking your nose, no doubt. ;D
all of the chatter on the testosterone thread has frightened me into tuning into the BIG game. ;D
i love those cute butt slaps.
I figured you more of an icescapades guy ;) .
all of the chatter on the testosterone thread has frightened me into tuning into the BIG game. ;D
i love those cute butt slaps.
I figured you more of an icescapades guy ;) .ooh, ooh...
That is just too rude, but incredibly funny. ;Dnote to self:
I have always enjoyed the shower room interviews myself.
You cocksuckers are like so full of fail -- it's Golden Globes night and you should be watching Live from the Red Carpet on E! in 25 minutes. ::)hey, we still have 25 minutes. >:(
hey, we still have 25 minutes. >:(
Just enough time to mix my Skinny Girl™ cocktail and slip into my Marimekko moo moo.
Here is a link I've bookmarked and looked at several times today. Thought about spending my entire monthly budget on these awesome loafers. I oh so love them. What's your opinion, I know you like Cavali wear?
http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Roberto-Cavalli-Mens-Devore-Nero-Abrasivato-Loafers/7584052/product.html
Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers (http://www.tods.com/us/shopmen/shoes/driving-shoes/gommino-leather-moccasin-loafers-3). They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.
while some real men talk Football
Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.
Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers (http://www.tods.com/us/shopmen/shoes/driving-shoes/gommino-leather-moccasin-loafers-3). They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.
Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football 8) Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?
-Will
Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.
Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football 8) Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?
-Will
Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.
Willy, oh Willy....... Where are you? I am beginning to think that Houston doesn't really like Foxboro........... Ah we'll, real men know how to win........
Time for you to switch to that red carpet stuff....... More your speed!
Hugs,
M
She's been texting me her last ditch hope, which I assume is quickly turning to despair. (I'm only following the score on yahoo-sports in order to taunt her)
Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly....... I fear for her well-being nowa sick girl. :(
Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly....... I fear for her well-being now
Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.that thick yank stink air is oil from texas.
But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.
-W
Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.
But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.
-W
Since this is the only football thread I can find, I''m posting it here
GO PATRIOTS!!!!!
Rip them Ravens feathers out, tar them and beat the hell out of them. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Michelle 8)
WHO CARES!
there are no good teams in the playoffs this year >:(
49ERS BABY! ;D
WHO CARES!brat. ::) ::) :)
After last weekend there are no good teams left in the playoffs this year >:(
brat. ::) ::) :)
but the West Coast cream, will curdle in the Dome, when up against the Cream of the NFL Crop -- from New England, of course.....
Texans, need NOT apply
Baltimore just might eat that Boston Cream Pie.
Shouldn't you folks be watching the pre-inauguration coverage? Where are your priorities?
AND HOW ABOUT MOBAMA'S BANGS??? ;D
Let the men discuss football.
Men? LOL... k
Would that be the one with copious hemorrhoids and anal fissures from sticking Kegel Balls up her anus 24/7 while shitting out a dozen donuts?
Bahahahah. Hey, since you is up get me a beer.
I don't have any beer here at the moment, but if I did it would naturally be an obscure local craft beer. However, I'm happy to make you a vodka and Fever-Tree ginger beer cocktail with a lemon wedge, and a Camel Light. I also have three types of wine, one Spanish white, and Italian red, and a French red. Fancy cheese and serrano ham too!
Hey, we can even watch Shame or Weekend on Blu-Ray. And I have Kettle Corn. But do me a favor and leave the Kegel Balls at home, k?
I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.hey rev,
hey rev,
we could always go another route and hijack this thread by talking about how much we enjoy "skirmishes" (is that the term?) and butt pats.
Lets talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The uhmaaaazing Paris Hilton was on it tonight. I like super adore that fake bimbette without any grace. Or talent. Like totes.did you mean uggs? ;D
I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.
Go Niners!
For once we actually agree on something. Go Niners! (and sexy Colin).
Ps- I got some pretty dope numbers in a pool that pays $200/quarter. ;)
-Will
SF Quarterback Colin Kaepernick's biological mother tries to contact him now that he's a famous sportstar...he ain't so down with it.Come on, don't hate. call your mom.
http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-01-26/colin-kaepernick-mom-adopted-mother-heidi-russo-49ers-qb-super-bowl-2013
PS- here's something for the ladies ;)...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/158864482-jpg_203627.jpg)
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS TONIGHT!!! RED CARPET BEGINS IN 20 MINUTES!
Grab us a beer before you leave Mary.
Grab us a beer before you leave Mary.
and that bowl of pretzels.
The two of you are making such a lovely couple. Who woulda thought?
Did anyone catch the episode of Cash Cab with the 2 young gay dudes who were asked a question about San Fran's football team?
It was a riot watching them discuss 69ers.
Was MissP in the cab?
Oh, Wumpetta... did you vote heads or tails at Papa Johns? You get a freefakepizza if you get it right, dough boy.
Oh, you just know that the pizza in Texas sucks.
Agreed. Good thing I dont care for it all that much
Further proof that, as noted elsewhere by Philicia, you have never set foot in NYC.
Agreed. Good thing I dont care for it all that much