Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: ImagineFL on June 17, 2006, 11:27:22 am
Title: For Your Health
Post by: ImagineFL on June 17, 2006, 11:27:22 am
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have ingested more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (bacteria found in human feces). In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, win or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = SHIT
BEER, WINE & LIQUOR = HEALTH
Free yourself of Shit, drink BEER, WINE and LIQUOR! It is better to drink wine and liquor and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
Patrick ;)
Title: Re: For Your Health
Post by: allopathicholistic on June 17, 2006, 11:31:04 am
thanks. we like facetious fecesious humor
Title: Re: For Your Health
Post by: jkinatl2 on June 17, 2006, 11:49:12 am
allo, that....physically.....HURT
:)
:P
Title: Re: For Your Health
Post by: david25luvit on June 17, 2006, 11:56:56 am
Patrick... You're the devil himself. Like we need an excuse to drink ::) Funny guy...crude but funny :P