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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Miss Philicia on December 05, 2013, 12:43:09 am
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Q: when did it become appropriate to be at a bar and pull out pictures on your smartphone of your cock?
Furthermore, how can you claim it is large when the picture has no ruler? I mean, you can pick lots of angles to make it look large.
Furthermore, just because you are Jamaican does not make us white girls think you are hung. I am a New York Queen by default and I know better. That Basil-Hayden may be smooth but it's not that smooth, Miss Honey.
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Dick pics and size ratio are notoriously unreliable and I have yet to see a app that tackles this problem successfully . I would suggest you go the old fashioned route and require a paper hard copy for your records by having them trace the penis on a sheet of acid free paper . I hope this helps and good luck .
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I once made a flick card cartoon book off the rise and fall off a Penis .
I thank you.
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At one bar I went to in Dallas, the guys didn't bother showing pictures. They were happy to take their junk out so I could look at it (Of course that was during the Summer. It might be dangerous to do that during a cold Philly winter.)
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Dick pics and size ratio are notoriously unreliable and I have yet to see a app that tackles this problem successfully . I would suggest you go the old fashioned route and require a paper hard copy for your records by having them trace the penis on a sheet of acid free paper . I hope this helps and good luck .
Or you could demand a plaster cast sculpture - who was that woman who went around getting plaster casts of rock-n-roll stars' erect dicks back in the day? I think Mick Jagger was one of the ones immortalised this way.
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Yes, but how inconvenient to have to carry around a plaster replica of your cock at a bar.
On second thought, in the event of a bar fight it might make a good weapon.
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I am surprised Grinder has not monetised dick size verification.
Seems to me they could have small offices in major cities and guys who REALLY want this to be a selling point can go get "size verified by GRINDER" for a fee.
Just another service for premium users....
(while they are at it, throw in HIV testing with a date stamp and a disclaimer that says the result is only good for 3 weeks ago...)
Note this surely would have appealed to the Nazi scientific/medical establishment. They measured everything in their OCD to "scientifically" record all possibilities and configurations, (and then of course attach value).
I say this is a slippery slope, all this precision "shopping" down to the most precise configuration desired. OK if you are choosing among 400 smart phones, or 500 kinds of jeans, etc.
IMO, if someone really wants to go there (in a bar, chatting, and prove his pud is big, or be shown and convinced of the size of the other guy), a show and tell in the bathroom is more delightful than dick pics on smart phones...
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So, you are not sniffing glue, but many people are!
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Dick pics and size ratio are notoriously unreliable and I have yet to see a app that tackles this problem successfully . I would suggest you go the old fashioned route and require a paper hard copy for your records by having them trace the penis on a sheet of acid free paper . I hope this helps and good luck .
Why not just have them ink it and stamp it onto the paper? Get a good impression of the twins, too, while you are at it.