PLEASE HELP
Last night I went to the grocery store and bought a banana.
It was strong
and yellow
and it looked healthy. But now thiinking back I am SO WORRIED.
See, when I put a condom on the banana and rubbed it all over my body the condom broke and all this PULP came out of the banana and got ALL over me. I tried to wipe it off but I accidentally used the finger with a CUT on it!!
Now I have a GROSS rash and am SO WORRIED.!!!!!!!!!
I plan to test every two weeks but I think they will hide the results from me.
Please advice!!
Pal
Scientists Identify Chemical in Bananas as Potent Inhibitor of HIV Infection
Newswise — A potent new inhibitor of HIV, derived from bananas, may open the door to new treatments to prevent sexual transmission of HIV,
Me wonders if peeling a banana and rubbing it on ones bung-hole would prevent transmssion?? Of course it's too late for me, but it sounds fun.
-Will
One things for sure Willy if you shove it up your bung-hole it won't give you HIV that for sure. :D :o
. . . but will he still be able to take communion? ;)
MtD
. . . but will he still be able to take communion? ;)
MtD
I take my communion up the Squeeze Chute...as I prefer.
The Sacrament of Confession is a wonderful thing Matty. ;)
No don't tell me, I can remember this.
Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 22 years since my last confession . . .
MtD
Take care my friend and eat those bananas.
A possibly more familiar variation on the theme:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QAm5YL8moHY/SQSgKmLZH6I/AAAAAAAACuc/XisKydQP9oM/s400/banana+dick.jpg)
I did remember correctly. It turned out that for lemon juice to be effective as a microbicide, it had to be used in a concentration that damaged cells lining the vagina (and presumably the rectum) and thus actually facilitated transmission, much like N-9. When it was used in a lower concentration that did not damage cells, it was useless as a microbicide. And so the search continued.
[Disclaimer: I'm on an antihistamine for my allergies that makes me high as a kite if I go to happy hour... which I just did. So if I'm making no sense, that's my excuse!]
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/d/d4/Bananawhore.jpg)
MtD