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[Miss Philicia]

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fart_sniffer, Hammondsport, NY

I’m straight, and I know my friend is straight, but lately I have been feeling this urge….this need to smell his butt. Now I know it’s a nasty/gross thing to talk about and think about, but I seem to be fixated on the idea. He has a dog, and he seems to take great pleasure in making the dog smell his farts, and he gets great pleasure out of asking the dog how is smells, or “mmm - doesn’t that smell good?”

I cherish our friendship, and I would hate to have it blow up because I get the nerve to ask him if I can smell his butt. Now we are both in our younger 20’s, and I was wondering if any guys or gals in their late teens, or younger 20’s have any “constructive” thoughts that would help in my decision.

[The_Countess]

its intresting that im gayer than a german film from 1919 and ive never had the slitest intrest in sniffin' anybodys pharts or arsehole.  str8 peepz can be preety strange sumtimes

[tednlou2]

I am curious how you came across this?  I was surprised by the responses.  I thought everyone would be calling this guy names and accusing him of being gay.  Sorry Skeebo.  I was starting to get turned on, until I read the comment about the guy smelling his kids asses when he spanked them, and said it was intoxicating.  That ruined it and I had to quit reading.  That guy is a sick perv. 

I do like the smell of butt--a musky butt after a day of activity.  Not shit and not soap.  But, the kid thing ruined it. 

[Growler]