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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: mitch777 on December 09, 2012, 06:12:54 pm
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I know this is old, but...
What is your porn name???
For those of you who don't know how this works, here are the rules:
1.) Your first name is the name of your first pet.
2.) Your last name is the first street that you lived on.
Sorry, just a tad bored tonight. :D
Grand prize will be awarded by Santa.
(Naughtiness wins)
(No cheating Ann) ;)
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Going by your rules , unfortunately my name would be Ginger Sunset .
And my dear man , Im an optimist , so there is no such thing as a lame question , only unfunny answers .
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Paul Farm to Market 967.
Gets ya hard, doesnt it?
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Sleepy Bolivar
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Paul Farm to Market 967.
Your first pets name was Paul Farm???
Wump, did your parents do drugs in your early years? ;D
Sleepy Bolivar
hmmm. could go either way. sounds like a cuddlebug. :D
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Your first pets name was Paul Farm???
No, it was Paul. You're a yank arent you? We have highways down here that are called "Farm to Markets" hence, Farm to Market 967.
sigh.
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Spot Wagner
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Shep Prospect
ps: Wumpella is a hick
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Shep
LMAO! Who names their pet Shep?
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LMAO! Who names their pet Shep?
Who names their armadillo "Paul"?
ps: at least I grew up in a place with sidewalks
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Lazy Steinway.
LMAO! Who names their pet Shep?
Jeebus. You deserves 600 gay demerits. Never heard of Mr. Pettibone?
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All you guys are in your prime tonight! Too funny! :)
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Steinway
ooo noes -- as in "Krash"?
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I can hardly wait for Meech to show up. My guess it will be Isadora Champs-Elysees.
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Waffles Pontiac
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I can hardly wait for Meech to show up. My guess it will be Isadora Champs-Elysees.
Just LOL :)
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I can hardly wait for Meech to show up. My guess it will be Isadora Champs-Elysees.
Plus a pararaph of semi-related banter, that as usual spirals out of control and in the end is talking about 1980's Noritake China ::)
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Plus a pararaph of semi-related banter, that as usual spirals out of control and in the end is talking about 1980's Noritake China ::)
Then has the audacity to ask someone else what the relevance of their post is.
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Then has the audacity to ask someone else what the relevance of their post is.
don't forget the etc etc etc
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Waffles Pontiac
I'm sorry. :( :D
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ooo noes -- as in "Krash"?
Not far from our first place. We then moved somewhere around 34th av and 32nd st.
I can hardly wait for Meech to show up. My guess it will be Isadora Champs-Elysees.
Plus a pararaph of semi-related banter, that as usual spirals out of control and in the end is talking about 1980's Noritake China ::)
LOL
yup... followed by a dilettantish deconstruction of other peoples' names and their relevance to the cultural landscape. What would Derrida say?
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Mine
Bigfoot hollow lol
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Mine
Bigfoot hollow lol
YIKES! ;D
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Blaze Dickson
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Lucky Wood
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Blaze Dickson
Lucky Wood
liars. ::)
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Knucklehead 49th Street
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Toby Idlewood
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(No cheating Ann) ;)
Tell me how I might cheat on a question such as this and I just might give it a go.
Tiger Robinson.
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Tell me how I might cheat on a question such as this and I just might give it a go.
You coulda said your first kitty was named Cooter and that your first address in the UK was Gropecunt Lane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane).
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You coulda said your first kitty was named Cooter and that your first address in the UK was Gropecunt Lane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane).
Now you tell me! :(
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My entry: "Polar Opposite" :D
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Butch Walnut....really does sound pornish.
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Bo 1st Street. I was just a baby when I was born in the Old Louisville district, so I don't remember it. I could go with Bo Sinclair, since that is the home where I had my first memories.
I've always like Pat McGroin, though.
Modified:
I realized what I said right away. "just a baby when I was born" ::)
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"just a baby when I was born" ::)
That totally cracked me up! ;D
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Sheru Cuffe Parade
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Sheru Cuffe Parade
Sounds more like a fabulous drag queen name than a porn star sobriquet. :)
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Sounds more like a fabulous drag queen name than a porn star sobriquet. :)
LOL. "Sher" is hindi for lion or tiger. He was a ferocious Alsatian.
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Corky Green
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Blackie Bowdoin
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Plus a pararaph of semi-related banter, that as usual spirals out of control and in the end is talking about 1980's Noritake China ::)
That's so uncanny. Because my porn name is Noritake China!
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Who names their armadillo "Paul"?
ps: at least I grew up in a place with sidewalks
First outloud-laugh-of-my-week award goes to the ever-sensitive Miss P.
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Corky Green and Blackie Bowdoin sound like boxers from the 30s or 40s. Or gangsters.
A lot of these names work better as drag names than porn names.
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Butch Walnut....really does sound pornish.
Thats a good one. Or maybe its a brunch dish at a lesbian gluten-free café in the Berkshires.
Blaze Dickson is pretty perfect.
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No, it was Paul. You're a yank arent you? We have highways down here that are called "Farm to Markets" hence, Farm to Market 967.
sigh.
yup, a Connecticut yankee, but born and raised in Minnesota.
scary combo heh?
we had lots of highways in the farm country in Minnesota but they were simply called Route 61, etc.
"Farm to Market" is kinda cute, but "Paul"???
thanks Miss P.- ;D
seems like a sensible name for your armadillo.
was he named in honor of the Pope?
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Dondy Curtiss
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Boots Oliver
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Oh, why the hell not...?
My name is Pussy Galore ::)
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Tippy Peacock
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Rufus Stuart