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Author Topic: A rather pointless rant.  (Read 3670 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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A rather pointless rant.
« on: March 24, 2007, 02:21:31 pm »
I am getting ever so slightly tired of being my roommate's dictionary and spell checker.

She's sitting at her computer... with Internets access and everything.  And today's exchange goes...

"How do you spell 'prerogative?'"
"God, I don't know... look it up in Google."
"Because here it says, 'purg...'"
"That's 'purgative.' It's different."
"Oh.  What's another word for 'prerogative?'"
"Fine... it's P-R-E-R-O-G-A-T-I-V-E-."

This happens at least a couple times a day.

Either I have to explain that the Turks are a different ethnic grouping than the Arabs for the umpteenth time, or MLA style of citations, or something else.

It's getting a little tiresome.

I don't object to helping her at all... but I do object to being the first resource time and again when she's sitting at a computer with Internet access.
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 02:24:39 pm »
   


                     benj and purge :P






Offline Ihavehope

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 02:27:28 pm »
girl,

it's called laziness. She is a lazy chic and u either love her for that or hate her. I am very lazy too..
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Offline Bucko

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 02:56:00 pm »
My mother did this for years. I'd get late-night calls (with her husband on the extension) requesting a clarification on whether or not an autobiography was written by the subject or someone else. For some reason, her beer-soaked mind could never remember which was which, and her abrasive nature inevitably bristled when I cleared it up.

She also called me once because her spelling of "yes" didn't look right. I kid you not...

Brent
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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 10:25:22 pm »
Y-E-S  yes,   hmmm,,, it can look silly. This is the greates thread I've read since you helped her with the introduction paragraph for her..?? what?? Thesis?  <---- is that spelled right?.  Where everyone slammed you for helping her cheat...  Dont bother your mind with this Benj.
As I repeatedly ask my dog which ways out , . He mearly glances from me to the door, and I get it.
Dont thinks he's ever blogged about it.
Maybe during one of his ass sniffing stints with his buds  that they've discussed issues such as this.  People make great pets.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 10:53:49 pm »
Y-E-S  yes,   hmmm,,, it can look silly. This is the greates thread I've read since you helped her with the introduction paragraph for her..?? what?? Thesis?  <---- is that spelled right?.  Where everyone slammed you for helping her cheat...  Dont bother your mind with this Benj.

The irony hasn't escaped me.

I'm more than happy to help her out every now and then... I just don't like drifting to sleep on the sofa being woken up to, "What's another word for credible?" day in and day out.

It's one of those annoying things roommates and friends do to get on each others' nerves.  I probably won't ever mention it to her... just because school is so important to her, I'm glad to be able to help her... and also because I know I do shit that gets on her nerves.

But we know better than to talk to each other about pointless matters like that.  Those discussions (especially among roomies) tend to snowball and within 15 minutes turn into an avalanche of, "GET YOUR GODDAMN PUBIC HAIR OFF MY SOAP!"

It keeps the peace. 

So we bitch externally about each other... it's remarkably cathartic.
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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 11:01:06 pm »
"what's another word for credible?"

"swallower"

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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 11:02:54 pm »
perfect answer. co-exist.  EXAMPLE. I feed my dog, my dog shows me how to get out a the house. I dont complain about the small stuff I do for him...he never seems to tire of me asking whats for dinner, or ?? how to get out the house. (as explained earlier). 

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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 11:06:00 pm »
fat sweaty betty...... I know you love speggetti.
 
Artist: N.W.A.
Album:  Efil4Zaggin
Song:   Findum Fuckum & Flee

hehehehehehehahahahaha
Yeah, it's me again...
so check it out - ladies, not gentlemen
Drop your draws, come and sit
And let's get into this yeah ..

Easily I'm aproachin'
There ain't no jokin'
When the pussy holes are open
Ready to fuck until my dick is raw
Yo! the muthafuckin' devil son of law
Now it's the E, the mothafuckin' pussy beater
And I'm a quick-up trick-up up a quid to trick up the bitch
So come here bitch and lick up the lick up the lick up the dick
Now how many nuts would it take for me,
To let that bitch graduate to lesson 3, let's see...

[Splash Splash ..]

Ah you can see I straight wax that ass
Back up bitch unless you want nut in your eye
I never never ever ever seen a bitch cry
Nut 1, nut 2 nut 4 5 6
I lost the 3rd nut in the mix - fuck it!

Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it!

6 5 4 nut 3 is up
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
You wanna feel the dick baby try your luck
Because the E likes to fuck fuck fuck yo
I get 'em stuck-on and get the fuck on
Give 'em a dick to roam and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole

I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
but before I d.o'
yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
to the motel
to the holiday inn
yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up [what's you do?]
I'll just fuck her friend ...

Ah Dr. Dre [what up?] , my mellow [yo]
it's on you, so whatcha gonna do?

Well, it's on and on and on and on
Yo the beat don't stoppin' 'till the break o' dawn
Yo, every bitch I know they wanna get with me
The mothafuckin' notorious D-R-E
Spit game at a bitch while a nigga's around
And you know most ho's knows not to clown
'Cause if a bitch tries to diss me
what the fuck I lick her
I smack the bitch up and shoot the nigga that's with her
That's the kind of nigga that you're listenin' to
Talk to you for a minute get my dick in you .. yo
NOW EVERY SINGLE BITCH GOT A PRICE TO PAY
UP ON THE DICKS OF N.W.A

I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
but before I d.o'
yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
to the motel
to the holiday inn [say what??!]
if that bitch start fuckin' up, yo
I'll just fuck her friend ...

Now M.C. REN [what up] my mellow [a check it out] it's on you so what
the fuck you're gonna do?

Now gather 'round yo
And check it out yo
And all the bitches come and suck up all my balls yo
And take a ticket to play with it like a slicky
So put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie
And you swallow all the nut
If you bitches are smart
To make my dick pop up like a pop-chart
But after I nut I might leave you
But first I must decieve you, because bitch I don't need you
And don't say that you love me too
'Cause if I turn my back you would fuck the whole crew
You're nothin' but a stank ho' tryin' to take my bank ho'
So I have to let you know ..

At a hotel
And a motel
And a holiday inn [say what??!]
Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up yo, I'll just fuck her friend ..
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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2007, 11:08:40 pm »
woops., ........just singing,
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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2007, 11:13:57 pm »
When I was a young programmer, I got in the habit of asking seniors how to do "things".

One of the nicer guys finally said to me, "I don't know, you should figure these things out for yourself!".

Mentors have the job of being a resource, but ultimately to guide others to be self sufficient.

So be the Mentor, not the enabler!

(something bout learning to eat fish or somethin, you know, What is it?)  ;)
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Offline Christine

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Re: A rather pointless rant.
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 12:17:19 pm »
Repeat...I don't know, i don't know...next time she acts like the helpless soul. You're not helping her, you're enabling her laziness, and helplessness.

Christine, who grew-up with helpless women, and knows one when she see's one.
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