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Title: Random Thread
Post by: Suntropic98 on September 21, 2006, 09:31:37 am
This is for all of our random thoughts.....



Today I told someone my inner whore was screaming at them and it made me think, it's because of that bitch that I got the HIV in the first place. This morning I met a 5'9 114lb black hair, black eyed white chick from Lithuania. She gave me her email adress. I felt like ripping that little black dress off of her and making myself known. Her name is Keyra.  ::) WTF am I going to do? She likes anal sex.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: wellington on September 21, 2006, 10:33:05 am
The first random thought I had after reading that was ... I guess you better bend over.

It could just be that I went to a lecture last night about radical feminism, though.

My feet are cold. Maybe I need to find some slippers or finally turn on the furnace. The fireplace is looking at me with that "feed me" look on it's face but I so loathe running into the garage for wood when my feet are cold!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: joemutt on September 21, 2006, 10:34:57 am
It's the first day of fall here and hot, ice cream eating hot, raspberry and pistacchio,
gonna sit in the garden.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Iggy on September 21, 2006, 10:38:49 am
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Post by: ACinKC on September 21, 2006, 10:41:25 am
What are mile markers for?  And why, in Missouri, do they have them listed out every 2 TENTHS of a mile! OMG THAT IS ANNOYING!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Suntropic98 on September 21, 2006, 01:37:54 pm
Why am I so horny?
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: lydgate on September 21, 2006, 01:56:15 pm
It's the equinox, sun is heading south. My stupid landlord doesn't allow pets. Season premiere of Grey's Anatomy tonight -- been waiting for this for months! Skipping the T.C. Boyle reading -- most readings are dull anyway -- but going to the party later. I had sex with three men in the last two days and I still want more, this is annoying me.

Jay
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: MoltenStorm on September 21, 2006, 03:11:38 pm
I wonder why the bathhouse is suddenly appealing to me even though I hate random sex. It's been the number one erotic thought though for the past few weeks.

I miss Eddie. Why'd he have to fucking move to Dallas!

:P
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ademas on September 21, 2006, 03:34:14 pm
My balls itch.

Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: David_CA on September 21, 2006, 03:53:00 pm
My balls itch.

Just remember... "that little itch should be telling you something". :o
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: anniebc on September 21, 2006, 04:20:41 pm
My first thought of the day was.."My god the sun is out and it's only 7.30am."

My second thought of the day after reading the last post was.."I miss David and David"... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 21, 2006, 05:22:14 pm
I'm considering taking the advice of the little voice that tells me to burn things.

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: David_CA on September 21, 2006, 09:20:09 pm
My first thought of the day was.."My god the sun is out and it's only 7.30am."

My second thought of the day after reading the last post was.."I miss David and David"... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

 ;)  Same to ya, Jan. 

D&D
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: aztecan on September 21, 2006, 10:25:03 pm
I miss Jan and Jen. I want to go to dinner with them and savor good food and their delightful accents.

I miss eating ice cream and a good, old fashioned hamburger - with a BUN!

I miss beer - lately more than usual.

One hunky biker guy who bowls with me on Saturday nights came up from behind me last week, grabs my butt, then gives me a big hug and says to everyone within earshot that I am his best girlfriend.  ???

Heterosexuals are so confusing.

HUGS,

Mark
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: JohnOso on September 21, 2006, 10:32:30 pm
The Santa Ana winds are coming in the next couple of days.  I hope the house doesn't catch on fire.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: malibueast on September 21, 2006, 10:58:40 pm
i wonder why some positive people are so negative? 
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: penguin on September 22, 2006, 03:46:35 am
Is the field mouse on the Waitrose advert for sale?

how old is too old to be building treehouses

sawdust tastes odd

do i like Yo La Tengo enough to buy album?

O2 xda mini - yes or no

need to buy couscous

kate


Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: IzPoz on September 22, 2006, 06:24:29 am
Grey's Anatomy made me cry and miss my late husband, but I loved the show...

I had a terrible dream about my older brother, so I have to call my mom today...

There is this guy I am interested in, and wondering how I can get his focus...

It's not quite 6:30 AM and the sun isn't out yet.

I want winter to come... It's too hot here!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ACinKC on September 22, 2006, 09:23:06 am
My farts smell strangely like Moon Dust and Pepperonis, and OHHHHHHHHH do they burn!!!

(http://forums.vugames.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/9-10643-110969-3568/funny%20fart.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: LatinAlexander on September 22, 2006, 01:05:58 pm
Do not talk about being horny...I have been in a "dry" for the past 4 weeks...So Any thing that moves is getting me hot...

Alex
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Suntropic98 on September 22, 2006, 04:11:53 pm
I'm so ready for the weekend.  8)
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ademas on September 22, 2006, 05:02:33 pm
Do not talk about being horny...I have been in a "dry" for the past 4 weeks...So Any thing that moves is getting me hot...

Alex

4 weeks???

cry me fuckin' river.

xox
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: IzPoz on September 23, 2006, 09:20:55 am
4 weeks... been since July for me and that was a one shot deal.... and before that... a year... before that... two years...

I hope there isn't anyone in the exercise room today, don't want to smack any little old ladies for taking my treadmill....
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Iggy on September 23, 2006, 09:30:51 am
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Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 24, 2006, 02:46:07 am
When did knee jerk responses of cliches replace listening?

When people stopped saying anything worth listening to, I suppose.

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Ann on September 24, 2006, 06:13:12 am

If you're 99 and your Zimmer frame keeps getting tangled in the branches, maybe it's time to stop building treehouses.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ademas on September 24, 2006, 03:04:43 pm
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 24, 2006, 04:10:12 pm
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/HA_HA.jpg)

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Andy Velez on September 24, 2006, 06:32:10 pm
Drop some acid and you won't have any difficulty following the thread of this randomness. Otherwise it can be a tad perplexing. What's scary is when it starts to make sense.

And like so many things it all started out so --- nicely.   Wait a minute. No, it didn't!!!!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Basquo on September 24, 2006, 08:09:37 pm
I'll be 40 on Friday; what would I like most right now, at this point in my life? ???

A Pina Colada with Jan and Jen!!!



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Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: lydgate on September 24, 2006, 10:26:23 pm
There's nothing wrong with eating Skittles for dinner.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Eldon on September 24, 2006, 10:36:31 pm
Ademas, Do I hear Donna Summer?



Have the BEST Day!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Lisa on September 24, 2006, 10:47:33 pm
Mom always liked you best. :-\
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Iggy on September 25, 2006, 11:52:56 pm
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Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: purplerain on September 26, 2006, 12:23:45 am
I want a cig------Quit 3 days ago
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Suntropic98 on September 26, 2006, 10:12:11 am
Her ass crack smelt like the great depression.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: lydgate on September 26, 2006, 02:30:43 pm
Are straight guys into rimming?  :o

Oh wait, there was a Sex and the City episode about that, Miranda and the marathon guy. Must watch the one about Samantha giving head to the guy with "funky spunk," it makes me hawk with laughter.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ACinKC on September 26, 2006, 05:38:07 pm
Does Miss Piggy's vagina smell like bacon and hot garbage?

(http://www.jackgregory.com/images/Miss%20Piggy-th.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: IzPoz on September 26, 2006, 11:18:37 pm
Kitty's nose is cold as he rubs is on my elbow and nibbles my leg...
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Sky on September 26, 2006, 11:20:15 pm
Does Miss Piggy's vagina smell like bacon and hot garbage?

(http://www.jackgregory.com/images/Miss%20Piggy-th.jpg)
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: GSOgymrat on September 26, 2006, 11:42:40 pm
I just watched this show called Million Dollar Listing and drew two conclusions: 1) People in Southern California have more money than sense and 2) real estate agents are grossly overpaid.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Sky on September 26, 2006, 11:44:32 pm
That show is crazy.  I watch it occasionally, and yes, they get paid ridiculous amounts of money for almost no work.  Plus, how the hell can people in their mid 20s have so much damn money.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Suntropic98 on September 27, 2006, 11:38:29 am
Why is Merlin such a punk?
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: CaptCarl on September 27, 2006, 06:31:48 pm
I've eaten a half a bag of Hershey's Caramel Kisses so far today. The other half is doomed by nightfall!
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 27, 2006, 09:53:04 pm
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/catinfridgefp0.jpg)

Fucking cats.

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Biggums on September 27, 2006, 11:17:59 pm
Was Green Acres really the place to be?
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ademas on September 28, 2006, 10:22:53 am
I've decided that 95% of shower curtain designers should be executed for crimes against interior design.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ACinKC on September 28, 2006, 10:29:36 am
Matty's sense of humor is warped.  And i like it.  Does that make me a bad person?
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: bobik on September 28, 2006, 05:58:22 pm
This kind of things causes me to feel all kind of .........things
you know?

Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: wellington on September 28, 2006, 08:19:28 pm
Pull my finger.

You know you want to.
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: almalibre on October 02, 2006, 02:12:58 am
Do not talk about being horny...I have been in a "dry" for the past 4 weeks...So Any thing that moves is getting me hot...

Alex
  :D  Talking about getting  horny,  tell that to my boyfriend we haven't do it since february...
        wait a minute? starting to get worry.   mjum...
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 02, 2006, 08:21:16 am
the bedroom in whici i sleep has PINK walls   :-[
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 02, 2006, 09:06:06 am
Which comes as no surprise, my dear. ;)

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Iggy on October 02, 2006, 02:38:43 pm
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Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 02, 2006, 03:17:55 pm
Which comes as no surprise, my dear. ;)

MtD

hehe - my cousin chose this 'princess pink' color when she was 8 years old. gosh i miss my bachelor pad  ;D

yup Iggy - perhaps this should be moved to OT
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 02, 2006, 07:40:42 pm
Isn't the off topic forum for our random thoughts?

Jeeez Ig, chill baby. They're just posters on a freeway. ;)

yup Iggy - perhaps this should be moved to OT

Nah, it's rather nice to have a nonsense thread here in Living With where the You Know Whats can't comment.

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Iggy on October 03, 2006, 09:48:21 am
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Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 03, 2006, 09:50:59 am
Black & White
White & Black
if black is bad and white is good
then why do nuns and priest mainly wear black
with only a token of white?

Is it because they get to fuck God?

I used to be a virgin
and then I found god
...and he really fucked me up

Now I don't have a thing to wear.


Fuck Iggy!! Your point is made, already. Just move the thread to Off Topic if it will end the appalling poetry!

MtD
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: ACinKC on October 03, 2006, 10:14:23 am
I just bought some powdered water.... but I dont know what to add?
Title: Re: Random Thread
Post by: lydgate on October 03, 2006, 11:55:33 am
My toenails have become rather long. Kramer once asked Jerry (on Seinfeld) how often he cut his toenails. Does anyone remember Jerry's reply?