my liver has been hurting a lot and when I go to the bathroom, I deficate these really bright, green stools. They almost shine from how green they are.
You all are very funny, don't know what else to say...maybe this website should be called something else. Thanks everyone, I'm glad my shit brought out the humor in you...
I know that in the mornings when I get up there better be nobody in my way to the bathroom. Its not as bad now as it was a few month ago when I first got on meds but I have to GO big time when I first get up. The urge to purge is exponentially stronger than ever before.
Well at least you left a note - it was Boca after all...
I took the mother of all shits in a Hess gas station on Yamato Rd in Boca Raton back in 96', and it was two days after Thanksgiving. No, I didn't flush, but I did take the time to leave a note and shut the water valve before exiting.
I took the mother of all shits in a Hess gas station on Yamato Rd in Boca Raton back in 96', and it was two days after Thanksgiving. No, I didn't flush, but I did take the time to leave a note and shut the water valve before exiting.
You've told this story before. Last time I thought you were kidding...this time I'm not so sure.
I never kid about my shits. Did I ever tell you about the guy who was stealing chocolate cigars (pastry) from the bakery? And what I did to him? hehe MUUUAWWHAHA
Everytime I see this thread on the index I keep thinking...
Skeebo, was that you in the public restroom at Union Station (Washington DC) back in Feb? Somebody left their 'gifts' in the toilet and whoever tried to flush them down caused a major flood. They closed the entire men's room for an hour and folks had to find other places to take care of business.
you gave him a "stinky finger"?
I hereby nominate this thread for "thread of the year", with Skeebs as "best supporting poster".
-W
I ate the green teletubby, I ate him out.