Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[zach]

i first learned about mother sauces from a girl in new orleans, sous chef at the palace cafe. she also taught me which forks to use when. mémé knew all that, but said i was a heathen, so i ate at the picnic table on the porch.

[wolfter]

The other Greg is on vacation and we'll be spending the next 9 days together.  Up to this point, we've eaten out quite a bit.  OH lordy, we did some actual food shopping which was an adventure.  Everything he asked if I had at home, the answer was always "of course not".

I reluctantly agreed to let him bring bacon into my home and I'm still worried about that awful grease smell.  I sure hope the exhaust vent stops that odor from permeating the entire place.  Luckily, I don't typically eat breakfast or lunch so I can let him enjoy it all by himself while I guzzle a couple of pots of coffee. 

After an hour of grocery shopping, we only arrived at a couple of meals and will actually be sitting down to work on a menu and schedule.  I also now have sugar and salt in the house.  2 staples I never use.  I flavor everything with jalapenos.  OH, and we picked up a toaster also.  Perhaps this is what domestic bliss entails? 

[zach]

wolfie is a happy house bitch now

dress sexy when you cook your man dinner, they like that

[BT65]

Greg, you don't eat breakfast or lunch? That's not good.  But we all have our particular eating habits.  I have to have salt.  My blood pressure is low so I use it quite a bit.  But I like different spices also.  A few months ago I saw garlic pepper and had to try it. It was delish. 

Good luck trying to make out a schedule and menu with another adult who is used to a certain way of eating.  I've learned to buy the food I am used to, and my housemate does the same.  We do eat a couple suppers and breakfasts together that we make here, but otherwise we eat separate. 

Of course, we're not coupled either.

[initforlife]

Thought some of you might like some new idea's on things to cook this winter      

[wolfter]

I guess I can't complain about the grease smell any longer.  I'm not even sure if I really smelled it or just knew it was there.  When I made mention of it, he said it obviously doesn't smell as bad as cigarette smoke......OOPS.  thought I was being really sneaky by smoking in the guest bathroom and blowing it straight into the exhaust vent. 

I've also made no comment yet today about him finding my ash tray stash.  They're all cleaned and stacked on a dish towell on the counter.  Lordy, Wolfie never was really good at compromising.  But I'm a learnin.  Guess I should get rid of the "My way or the highway" mindset.

[WillyWump]

Y'all think 45 degree weather gonna keep me from the grill? OH HELL NO.

I present to you Wumpy's Pork Ribeye...

[Jeff G]

Those pork cutlets look really good Willie . I cooked a ginormous pot of chili yesterday and its even better today . Tomorrow I am cooking something not many folks I know care for . I will cook a 10lb pork butt in Kraut for about 5 hours till it falls apart . I have to have this at least once a year … just love it .

[initforlife]

Willy that looks great. and Jeff I love butts cooked like that. but I also love them smoked and smoother in bq sauce on a bun with slaw!

[Jeff G]

Willy that looks great. and Jeff I love butts cooked like that. but I also love them smoked and smoother in bq sauce on a bun with slaw!

I have an electric smoker … it burns wood but is electric and my butts are tasty .

[initforlife]

I have an electric smoker … it burns wood but is electric and my butts are tasty .

Oh what I want to say to that. but I better not don't think the board knows how to take my sick sense of humor yet lol.

[Jeff G]

Oh what I want to say to that. but I better not don't think the board knows how to take my sick sense of humor yet lol.

Once you get a whiff of my butt you wont want any other .

[initforlife]

omg! lmao. Nope not going there nope not gona do it 

[Jeff G]

just talking about the culinary arts .

[initforlife]

LOL I see that. umm hot or mild sauce? nothing saids love more then very hot bq sauce on the butts

[mitch777]

All too funny^^^and beyond...! 

[buginme2]

Y'all think 45 degree weather gonna keep me from the grill? OH HELL NO.

I present to you Wumpy's Pork Ribeye...

That looks good.
You should host a poz bbq.  Gotta pool?

[Miss Philicia]

I'm quite sure my grilled swordfish was tastier.

[initforlife]

I'm quite sure my grilled swordfish was tastier.

Doubt that plus I hate seafood!

[Jeff G]

That looks good.
You should host a poz bbq.  Gotta pool?

No one wants to eat barbecued aids … it will never play in Peoria .

[BT65]

Oh what I want to say to that. but I better not don't think the board knows how to take my sick sense of humor yet lol.

You obviously haven't experienced our sick sense of humor.  Believe me, we have the sickest of the sick lol.

[ImisstheOldTimes]

i intentionally get full fat milk, real butter, best cuts of meat, etc

and still i look wasted

Zach: it's the marijuana... LOL

[ImisstheOldTimes]

Once you get a whiff of my butt you wont want any other .

LMAO! I really guffawed at this! Too bad there isn't a like button for people's comments, I swear Jeff and Zach would get plenty of likes from me 

[WillyWump]

I will cook a 10lb pork butt in Kraut for about 5 hours till it falls apart .

OH GOD! MARRY ME NOW!

[mitch777]

I LOVE pork cooked slowly with sauerkraut. I need to make it when Kenny isn't home. Throw some taters in too! He is not a very faithful German boy. Well... scratch that. lol.

[initforlife]

Pork slowly cooked with apples is very good too! Yum!

[Miss Philicia]

BBQ is not a mother sauce!

[initforlife]

BBQ is not a mother sauce!

  Down Here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[Jeff G]

  Down Here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

It’s the mother of all sauces when done right isn’t it .

[initforlife]

It’s the mother of all sauces when done right isn’t it .

   Yep! Ms P is in the city they don't know what real down home cooking is. It is ok we won't hold it against her like she does us.... 

[Dachshund]

Barbecued Mussel Jam tossed with Spiced Head Cheese and Grape

[Miss Philicia]

Oh please, am I going to have to pull out my "I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH" card again?

[initforlife]

Oh please, am I going to have to pull out my "I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH" card again?

Don't you live in the city of brotherly love?  Ms P I'm just not feeling the love here.   just saying! 

[mecch]

I went to St. Martin's Day, a peasant harvest festival in the Jura Mountains. 
My feast was in a big old swiss farm house with about 8 tables of feasting groups. It was 9 courses of everything pig (just butchered of course).  Washed down with red wine and shots of plum eau de vie.
I liked everything except the particularly picturesque  white innards in gelatin. Ate a few bites of that to be polite.

[Jeff G]

I have 10 lbs of pig-n-kraut on the stove and a pot of butter beans as well . Its a good thing this stuff freezes well, its allot of food for one person .

[Wade]

I love sauerkraut and pork shoulder , two of my neighbors like it also,
made it early in the Fall. have to cook it when I 'm home alone ,
I don't think it stinks ! always have it with potato dumplings .

Separate the pork after and you can have pull pork sandwiches
with lime or Barbeque sauce.

[mitch777]

I have 10 lbs of pig-n-kraut on the stove and a pot of butter beans as well . Its a good thing this stuff freezes well, its allot of food for one person .

Beans and Kraut in the same meal? I hope you have a good exhaust fan.

[Jeff G]

Beans and Kraut in the same meal? I hope you have a good exhaust fan.

You know I was just thinking if I lived in an outer space zero gravity nudist colony I would really get around . 

[mitch777]

You know I was just thinking if I lived in an outer space zero gravity nudist colony I would really get around .

lol. putt, putt, putt, zoom, zoom, zoom. Weeeeeeeeee!!!! And a nudist colony no less!

[mitch777]

I apologize in advance.
http://www.brobible.com/guyism/article/farting-star-wars-imperial-march/

[initforlife]

lol. putt, putt, putt, zoom, zoom, zoom. Weeeeeeeeee!!!! And a nudist colony no less!

I honestly would not wana fart in a nudist colony I mean  since being poz and on meds I just can't trust a fart to be just that! I sure wouldn't want to leave a trail

[Jeff G]

I honestly would not wana fart in a nudist colony I mean  since being poz and on meds I just can't trust a fart to be just that! I sure wouldn't want to leave a trail

Don't feel bad hun … there are things in the world that sunshine should never light upon and my ass is one of them .

[Wade]

OK .....eating beans and kraut at the same time ?
Well, being naked is always good....not on fuzzy recliners with built in cup holders.  outer space might be a good thing  !!
Just sayin....

Try putting a Boston But ,or cut up shoulder in a crock pot with
grapefruit juice , garlic an onions .all the fat melts away.
serve with black beans and rice.   still need a fan .....

[initforlife]

Don't feel bad hun … there are things in the world that sunshine should never light upon and my ass is one of them .

lol and you wanted me to smell your butt?  Thanks Jeff I think 

[Wade]

I type really slow , can't keep with you guys  !
Farting is the great almighty mating call  !!!!
like Mitch said you never what's hiding behind a Fart ...

[Jeff G]

I took gas pills in anticipation of this meal . I have been craving butter beans and man, these turned out really good . I cut the fat of the butt and sliced it into single use size and froze them so I will have pork fat for beans and greens .

[initforlife]

I type really slow , can't keep with you guys  !
Farting is the great almighty mating call  !!!!
like Mitch said you never what's hiding behind a Fart ...

What!!!!! Jeff's butt wants to mate?

[Jeff G]

Im not mateable at the moment, Im on my bean period .

[initforlife]

Im not mateable at the moment, Im on my bean period .

Lmao alrighty!  Next!

[WillyWump]

+++BREAKING!!!

San Antonio's first "In n Out Burgers" opened today! There were actually people who slept in their cars in the drive through last night to be the first to get a burger today. lol, Even I wouldnt do that.

Cant wait to try one, my first and only time at an In n Out was in Vegas when Gary (Louahvul) took us. I remember really good fries.