Maybe Lady Gaga can wear it as some sort of hat?
MtD
I love babies, but could never eat a whole one.
Maybe it could be the band around a pillbox hat, Jackie O style.
Can't they sew it back on? Someone needs to call Dr. 90210.
Our hospital has adopted what are called "Red Rules" from the nuclear power industry to help reduce these kinds of mistakes. One of the rules is prior to any invasive procedure there is a "time out" where everyone reviews and makes sure they are doing the correct procedure and not missing anything.
Even if you stretch the skin it won't convert to the type of skin found in an actual foreskin, eh? Not to mention I would assume the process would be fairly painful and involve a lot of weights and tape etc...
Be nice to your penis and it will be nice to you.
no teeth allowed.
Everyone is kind to my penis, no teeth allowed.
Just like Thanksgiving when you were a kid, right?
MtD
Wasn't there some news a few years ago about men trying to 'reclaim' their foreskins? Not sure how you do that.
Since the invention of scented wet wipes, I'm not sure why there's still the need to have a snip.
Muslim guys are cut too, by the way, like Jews.
I always wondered how and why circumcision got established in American hospitals. I heard that these days its down to 50% so thats progress I guess.
I always wondered how and why circumcision got established in American hospitals. I heard that these days its down to 50% so thats progress I guess.
Keeping your foreskin clean in the field is no more difficult than keeping your hands, face or asshole clean. Stupid argument.
Simmer down -- I barely think you have any clue what battlefield conditions were like on the Yucatan peninsula in 1500 BC.
Can't be that difficult to imagine. If they had a hard time keeping their foreskin clean (which is easy as all hell), then why didn't they also cut their noses or fingers off, because if the former is allegedly hard to clean, so would the be the latter. It ain't exactly rocket science.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, I just think it's a silly reason to do it. IMHO.
If you were an Aztec leader and during battle you had foreskin infections on the field hitting 50% of your warriors what would you do?
Ann,Yikes the topic of babies and sex in the same post?
Thanks for the new link, I will keep it in a file for later use.
I have sent the video of a baby being circumcised and all the information to a pregnant friend, but she still mutilated the boy so he would match his mutilated father. With that reasoning, I am glad the father didn't have a missing arm!
Before I restored, my glans was as calloused as the heel of my foot and I felt nothing.
Since this is all I had ever known, I thought all was fine. After 4 weeks of keeping skin over the glans, it became soft and shiny. Also with more skin grown there are more nerves grown. My sensitive pink area under the glans has doubled in size and nerves.
When I started I was a bottom as that is the only place I felt anything, but now I prefer to top.
Maybe we could use that as a slogan, "Circumcision makes bottoms!"
Also with the added skin my penis became longer and fatter.
Anyone with a cut dick needs to try restoring for a month to see if they feel a difference.
Hoover.
Yikes the topic of babies and sex in the same post?
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Well, silly, without sex, there'd be no babies to talk about!
Wha? babies come from sex? how come I'm not a Daddy yet?
Should we move this on to docking (http://www.google.com/images?q=foreskin+docking&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1022&bih=960)?
And I thought my schooling here was complete, thanks for the lesson.
Yikes the topic of babies and sex in the same post?
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It's there for a reason, so why take it away?
No emoticons on this one, but here's a pic a of some babies gifted with very large pee-pees.
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/babycarrot.jpg)
I have a friend who willingly underwent circumcision at age 25 to make his girlfriend happy! He said the difference before and after wasn't as much as you would think, but that it was definitely painful to recover from, and masturbation wasn't as enjoyable.
Then the girl dumped him a few months later.... OUCH.
I have to wonder if he isn't trying to convince himself that it's not all that different. I bet he feels pretty foolish to have taken such a drastic step for someone who didn't even have any commitment for him. She must have been a pretty shallow person to demand that a man remove his foreskin just for her. Silly woman, foreskins are absolutely fabulous.
I scored my first uncut cock exactly twenty years ago.
I scored my first uncut cock exactly twenty years ago.
I got you beat there by six years. I met the ex in the spring of 1984, married him in November 1984. In NYC. :)
THE INTERNET IS NOT A CONTEST!
I have a friend who willingly underwent circumcision at age 25 to make his girlfriend happy! He said the difference before and after wasn't as much as you would think, but that it was definitely painful to recover from, and masturbation wasn't as enjoyable.
Then the girl dumped him a few months later.... OUCH.