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Title: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dan J. on September 25, 2007, 10:55:45 pm
Give every gory detail of their sex life.

Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: GSOgymrat on September 25, 2007, 11:14:23 pm
Give every gory detail of their sex life.

Depends on the person and the context of the situation. I remember my father giving me "The Talk" as a teenager. All he had to do was say "Your mother and I have a great sex life" and I was

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Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: milker on September 26, 2007, 12:53:05 am
Depends on the situation.

Milker (who likes gory details, depending on the situation)
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: 404error on September 26, 2007, 01:42:53 am
Back in the day I used to have my own sex and that was waaaaay better than hearing about other peoples sex lives but in the meantime I'm gonna take what I can get.

Kind of related here as I felt rather uncomfortable when all was said and done.  When I first moved to the city I lived in an apartment downtown with a childhood friend.  We were up quite a few floors and had a great view of the mountains, ocean and all the buildings across the street.  Since we didn't yet have cable we often people watched.  One night my roommate was looking across the way and found some action.  He called for me to come check it out and pointed out the window of interest.  There they were, just across the way.  Two dimly lit, naked, sweaty bodies just giv'n 'er.  I was pretty amazed at the punishment he was bestowing upon her.  I mean, he was obviously pretty big because he was backing up a fair distance before heading back in there.  After 15 minutes or so of watching the guy finished up and went to the bathroom.  I was so impressed!  I had never seen two people have sex before, neither had my roomate.  We came from a pretty smalltown where there were no massive apartment buildings and had always lived at home anyways so never having witnessed live sex before was probably a good thing.  Anyways, when the guy gets back from the bathroom he flicks on the bedroom light and we can see for the first time that it was actually two dudes!!!  I couldn't believe we just watched two dudes have sex for like 20 minutes!  I certainly felt a little uncomfortable that day...
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on September 26, 2007, 02:01:48 am
First off if anyone describes their sex lives as gory, I don't even want to hear about it. The only person who shares their sex life with me at the moment is my best friend. And as of late it has been more like a comedy.. :D
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dan J. on September 26, 2007, 07:39:45 am
My friend Stephen has a new girl friend but he feels the need to tell me EVERYTHING the two of them do in bed. I tell him I don't want to know every little detail. I'm glad he's found someone, but enough is enough. I don't discuss my sex life with Herman with anyone else. & he should realize that it makes me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dachshund on September 26, 2007, 08:32:14 am
I couldn't believe we just watched two dudes have sex for like 20 minutes!  I certainly felt a little uncomfortable that day...

Before or after you came? ;D
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: woodshere on September 26, 2007, 08:50:42 am
I have a friend who says if a story being told doesn't end in sex, why tell it?  I personally enjoy hearing about others sex life, since I have none of my own.  Of course one thing I have always noticed when a gay guy talks about his trick, the trick always had "a big ol' dick".  Never have I heard someone say, "We had the best fuck and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen."
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dachshund on September 26, 2007, 08:53:08 am
I have a friend who says if a story being told doesn't end in sex, why tell it?  I personally enjoy hearing about others sex life, since I have none of my own.  Of course one thing I have always noticed when a gay guy talks about his trick, the trick always had "a big ol' dick".  Never have I heard someone say, "We had the best fuck and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen."

I don't know about that Woods, I'm still getting some mileage out of your arrested in the park story. Course it has a different ending in my version. ;)
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: David_CA on September 26, 2007, 10:23:26 am
  I couldn't believe we just watched two dudes have sex for like 20 minutes!  I certainly felt a little uncomfortable that day...

See, it was all good 'til you found out it was two dudes!   ;D
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Iggy on September 26, 2007, 10:53:27 am
Two dimly lit, naked, sweaty bodies just giv'n 'er.  I was pretty amazed at the punishment he was bestowing upon her.  I mean, he was obviously pretty big because he was backing up a fair distance before heading back in there. 

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Anyways, when the guy gets back from the bathroom he flicks on the bedroom light and we can see for the first time that it was actually two dudes!!!

Wait a second...In the distance and dim light you were able to make an assessment at the size of the top's endowment, that they were sweaty and completely naked, but yet claim it was too dark to see it was two guys fucking?!?

 :-\
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: woodshere on September 26, 2007, 11:19:45 am
I don't know about that Woods, I'm still getting some mileage out of your arrested in the park story. Course it has a different ending in my version. ;)

You cannot imagine how much I wish it actually had a different ending!!!
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dan J. on September 26, 2007, 12:49:39 pm
You cannot imagine how much I wish it actually had a different ending!!!
Yeah, I wish mined ended with me NOT going to jail!
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: bear60 on September 26, 2007, 01:48:47 pm
"but yet claim it was too dark to see it was two guys fucking?!?" ..Iggy
...................................
he musta had nice legs
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: 404error on September 26, 2007, 07:00:02 pm
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Wait a second...In the distance and dim light you were able to make an assessment at the size of the top's endowment, that they were sweaty and completely naked, but yet claim it was too dark to see it was two guys fucking?!?

Well, to be more specific, there was a bathroom light on in the background that lightly flooded part of the room so really we could only see the top dude who was taking buddy from behind.  We could tell he was backing up a fair amount from that light.  As far as them being sweaty, I was writing a story and taking some creative liberties, who knows, they could have been cold and dry... it was winter afterall!
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 26, 2007, 08:09:26 pm
Up,

You're tangling with hardcore perverts in this thread. Some of these queens can hear a truckstop blowjob from another continent.

If I were you I'd stop trying to explain myself before I said too much. ;)
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: milker on September 26, 2007, 08:11:32 pm
Well, to be more specific, there was a bathroom light on in the background that lightly flooded part of the room so really we could only see the top dude who was taking buddy from behind.  We could tell he was backing up a fair amount from that light.  As far as them being sweaty, I was writing a story and taking some creative liberties, who knows, they could have been cold and dry... it was winter afterall!
sounds hot.

so what's for dinner?

Milker.
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: BT65 on September 26, 2007, 09:16:14 pm
Personally, I like hearing about other's sex lives, as long as it is just with humans.  No animals, please. 
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: milker on September 26, 2007, 10:05:15 pm
Personally, I like hearing about other's sex lives, as long as it is just with humans.  No animals, please. 
Too bad I had a story with someone wearing a turtle neck leopard pants and a zebra belt. Oh well.

Milker.
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: 404error on September 26, 2007, 11:38:42 pm
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so what's for dinner?

well, I had pizza but those guys appeared to be having a mix of stuffed pig and smoked meat... 
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Dachshund on September 26, 2007, 11:53:40 pm
well, I had pizza but those guys appeared to be having a mix of stuffed pig and smoked meat... 


Does anyone else hear the creaking of a closet door?
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: 404error on September 27, 2007, 12:43:33 am
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Does anyone else hear the creaking of a closet door?

hahaha! I'm comortable with my sexuality. I used to work for a company called Blvd Media who run LiveLinks as well as Interactive Male.  It was me, like five other straight dudes, half a dozen girls and the rest were all gay dudes...  At first I had a lot of problems with all the comments but after a while it was funny and I'm still friends with some of those guys today.  They could party from Friday morning until Monday morning and then go to work, I have no idea how...
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 27, 2007, 12:46:54 am
Up, seriously when I said:

If I were you I'd stop trying to explain myself before I said too much.

I meant it. Babe, quit while you're ahead.

Kthnxbai.

MtD
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: 404error on September 27, 2007, 12:52:01 am
you guys have no sense of humour
Title: Re: It makes me feel uncomfortable when people....
Post by: milker on September 27, 2007, 09:51:53 pm
you guys have no sense of humour
I can't wait for the "I have gay friends" quote :D

Milker.