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Offline MarcoPoz

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Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« on: August 25, 2010, 10:34:42 am »
This is hilarious!  WOW, do people actually think like this? :)  This is meant to be a humorous post.

Straight guy's reply--uh, oh--is my heterosexuality in question according to these people?  I think I might be gay.

Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign."

--Umm...I'm a competitive athlete.  I train hard when I train.  I come home, grab a beer and collapse for about an hour.  Get up, take a shower and hurt for the next 2 days.
  
"It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm."

--Oops.  I'm a PBS, PBS/Create fan.

"Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?"

-These people have obviously never gone out to eat in San Francisco!  I travel there for work at least once a year--alone.  I meet up with an old high school friend and his partner and we gorge ourselves on food and drink every night I'm there.  They take great pride in showing me some new place to eat--no matter if its super trendy or mom and pop.  San Francisco is one of my favorite 'walkable' cities too, with great architecture.  My photos of San Francisco have actually paid for a few trips out there.  Love the city!

Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a Speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks?"

Shirtless.....Speedo?????  Yikes.  Never wear a speedo.  But am guilty of pulling off my shirt when I'm working outside, playing sports etc--because a guy get's sweaty!!!  I'm short, stocky and fuzzy (Sicilan and Scottish)  I want to cool off and don't care what I look like.

"Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex 'hook ups.' They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities."

--I work with women and gay men.  They have made me at least think about what I wear.  Now, my watch band, shoes and belt can actually match.  I MUST be gay.

"A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands."

-Umm, said I was half Sicilian.  Hold my hands down and I can't say a word.  Let my 'hair down'?  When I'm out with my guy friends, I drink too much, swear too much, smoke too much and usually tell and hear the worst stories ever.  I in fact do--let my hair down.  Again--I MUST be gay!

"If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire."

--Paying attention to men in porn only makes me feel even more inadequate :)

Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cell phone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?"

--Yes, I occasionally turn off my phone, tie one on and come home smelling of single malt and smokes.  but GEL??? wtf????? :)  Nope, I don't cry frequently--at least not since Obama won.


Uh oh--Guys, I think I must be gay!  Is there some form I should fill out now?  DO I get a copy of the 'agenda'?  Will I become better with colors, communication and money?

Looks like I'm gonna need a mentor :)
« Last Edit: August 25, 2010, 10:38:09 am by MarcoPoz »
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 11:26:00 am »



   I think you forgot something.
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Offline MarcoPoz

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 11:30:10 am »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 25, 2010, 11:26:00 am


   I think you forgot something.

See.  My point exactly :)
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 11:35:31 am »
Quote from: MarcoPoz on August 25, 2010, 11:30:10 am
See.  My point exactly :)


I don't know, what point?  I was referring to the punch line... you said this was a humorous post.  Let me help you out Marco in making this a funny post (watch vid).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIoZ1bsILF8
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Offline MarcoPoz

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 11:36:42 am »
Can't see the video--I'll take your word for it though  ;)
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 11:46:12 am »
Quote from: MarcoPoz on August 25, 2010, 11:36:42 am
Can't see the video--I'll take your word for it though  ;)

Oh.. that err sucks I guess.  Here's a funny picture then:

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Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 11:51:54 am »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 25, 2010, 11:46:12 am
Oh.. that err sucks I guess.  Here's a funny picture then:


dayummm - i could have used that board a few years ago...
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 11:59:59 am »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 11:51:54 am
dayummm - i could have used that board a few years ago...

They haven't tore down 163rd st mall yet?
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Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 12:02:51 pm »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 25, 2010, 11:59:59 am
They haven't tore down 163rd st mall yet?
naw, they actually remodelled and reopened the entire thing.... unless you are talking about Primetime Books (the video store with multiple booths and glory holes) - that is on 148th and w. dixie (about 10 blocks from my apartment)     Not that I've ever been there  ;)
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Offline MarcoPoz

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 12:08:36 pm »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 11:51:54 am
dayummm - i could have used that board a few years ago...

Now THAT is funny!  Is it me or does she look like she good also be offering you Girl Scout cookies too?
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 12:12:04 pm »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 12:02:51 pm
Not that I've ever been there  ;)

Girl, please.  They probably had pictures of you on their promotional pamphlets.
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2010, 12:12:58 pm »
Quote from: Rev. Moon on August 25, 2010, 12:12:04 pm
Girl, please.  They probably had pictures of you on their promotional pamphlets.
actually they wanted to name one of the video viewing rooms after me - but I humbly declined  ;D
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 12:17:15 pm »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 12:02:51 pm
naw, they actually remodelled and reopened the entire thing.... unless you are talking about Primetime Books (the video store with multiple booths and glory holes) - that is on 148th and w. dixie (about 10 blocks from my apartment)     Not that I've ever been there  ;)

I have never been in a bookstore.  Wait..  I lie!!  I went in one by my house when I was 18.   Seeing a $79.99 price tag on Angel Kelly's Black Angels made me quickyly turn around though.  I had to settle on my dad's Behind the Green Door for another year.

Quote from: MarcoPoz on August 25, 2010, 12:08:36 pm
Now THAT is funny!  Is it me or does she look like she good also be offering you Girl Scout cookies too?

I tried to determine if the pic was a fake..... it looks real though.
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 12:19:18 pm »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 12:12:58 pm
actually they wanted to name one of the video viewing rooms after me - but I humbly declined  ;D

Room 14 at the CBC on Coral Way is known as the Moon Suite.  Lovely memories.
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 12:21:21 pm »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 25, 2010, 11:46:12 am
Oh.. that err sucks I guess.  Here's a funny picture then:


Caption: "Ms. P's 8th Grade Science Class Presentation"
and Ms. P - you know I am just playing  --- muawwwwaaa!  ;D
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2010, 12:37:52 pm »
Quote from: phildinftlaudy on August 25, 2010, 12:21:21 pm
Caption: "Ms. P's 8th Grade Science Class Presentation"
and Ms. P - you know I am just playing  --- muawwwwaaa!  ;D

Meh, her 3rd grade show and tell was a demonstration on how certain tools and household items could be utilized as objects of pleasure.
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 01:13:23 pm »
I hope this isn't flamebait here.  The mods frown on such things.
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Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 01:14:42 pm »
Quote from: Miss Philicia on August 25, 2010, 01:13:23 pm
I hope this isn't flamebait here.  The mods frown on such things.
Ms P - you know I love you   ;)
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 01:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Miss Philicia on August 25, 2010, 01:13:23 pm
I hope this isn't flamebait here.  The mods frown on such things.

I tried to repot myself but it told me "You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!"
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 01:31:59 pm »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on August 25, 2010, 01:21:50 pm
I tried to repot myself but it told me "You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!"
We'll give you an "A" for effort Thomas!
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Re: Uh oh! 9 ways to tell if he's gay--follow up
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 07:33:30 pm »
   Is there such a thing as etiquette while at a Glory Hole? I figured it was like using a gun: Just point and shoot...

CaptCarl (who is very curious about the photo itself)
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