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Title: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: thunter34 on August 22, 2007, 10:12:19 pm
Yes, you read that correctly.  And you will get similar flamethreads for any future absence like this.

A few of us have missed you- like a crutch.


 :-*
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Matty the Damned on August 22, 2007, 10:16:22 pm
Yairs Baby-Benj. In your absence the standard of forums twink has declined alarmingly. Also Matty the Damned has had no-one to jew-bait.

Oy!

MtD :)
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 22, 2007, 11:21:48 pm
I'm sorry!

When the bills came, and my roommate decided if water or Internets would be paid... water won.  As it should have.

I have noted, with some alarm, at what exactly has gone on down here... and I'm very glad I managed to pay my damn bills when I did. 

And I might be a Douchesaurus, but that totally beats being a douche nozzle.

Kisses!
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: thunter34 on August 22, 2007, 11:25:20 pm
Did I forget to put the "Rex" at the end?

It's Douchesaurus REX, dear.


kthxbye!
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 22, 2007, 11:26:25 pm
So... am I king of the douches, then?

Kneel before me!

lolkthxbye!

Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Dachshund on August 22, 2007, 11:37:42 pm
benjaltens is back without an ailment or an outbreak of eboli, that is something to rejoice, and aunty d rejoices.
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 01:18:23 am
Hmmm, now looking at the topic...Does that mean if I sit on Benj's face I will be so fresh and so clean?



(known to have a sick sense of humor) and if I offended you Benj, I apologize now...But I only tease those I like.


modified for spelling
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 23, 2007, 02:26:09 am
GF, what green you smokin' tonight?!?!?!?    :o
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: englishgirl on August 23, 2007, 02:26:35 am
Hmmm, now looking at the topic...Does that mean if I sit on Benj's face I will be so fresh and so clean
sorry to go for the obvious but i would happily sit on benj's face anytime. unfortunately he and most of the other participants of the thread are now probably feeling violently sick at the thought!  ;) ;D
xxx
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 02:43:14 am
GF, what green you smokin' tonight?!?!?!?    :o

Actually, I have not smoked any good green today at all....I'm working on a natural high.. ;D It's rare but it happens....
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 02:46:12 am
sorry to go for the obvious but i would happily sit on benj's face anytime. unfortunately he and most of the other participants of the thread are now probably feeling violently sick at the thought!  ;) ;D
xxx

LMAO....There are a few faces in here I would like to ride....Shall I name names.... ;D

(this is what happens when Queen doesn't smoke) :D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 23, 2007, 02:47:37 am
Like I said GF, I'll hold em, while you strap em...... Latte and Powder......lmao
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 02:55:42 am
Like I said GF, I'll hold em, while you strap em...... Latte and Powder......lmao

You mean strap him and ride him like Trigger.....Hi Ho Silver and Away
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: lucas clay on August 23, 2007, 05:01:59 am
wow
you ladys are worse than the guys

                                     Lucas
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 23, 2007, 07:05:38 am
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  I've dabbled in double X chromosomes before.  It was pretty sweet.

Oh, and I didn't do it when I was 16 either.  I was almost 21.  Yes.

 ;) 

Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Matty the Damned on August 23, 2007, 07:41:39 am
From what I hear about your child-bearing hips you're nearly a XX yourself, Benji. :-*

MtD
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 23, 2007, 07:54:32 am
LOL!!! Ladies!! Give the boy some room! I'm sure there a few here of the XY persuasion that would fight you ladies for first dibs on who got to sit on Benj's face.

Side note: It's good to see you back, Benj. You have been missed thoroughly. Don't run off again, ok?
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Bucko on August 23, 2007, 01:12:37 pm
Benj knows how much I've missed his presence here has been missed by me.

He's the most gifted pupil Uncle Buckle's School of Advanced Depravity has ever seen, even outdoing the master himself on occasion. With some curing he might even open his own academy someday.

Brent
(Who always stands up for the youth of today)
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 01:13:05 pm
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  I've dabbled in double X chromosomes before.  It was pretty sweet.

Oh, and I didn't do it when I was 16 either.  I was almost 21.  Yes.

 ;) 



I'm first, I get to ride the face first...Any good names for your ride, Benj? Oh, and I am not worried about having to fight for position. The Queen knows all the submission moves. ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 23, 2007, 04:58:41 pm
My ride will be called Sturmjude.

It's German.

It means "storm Jew."

That's the name of the ride, Queen.   ;)

Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 23, 2007, 05:01:02 pm
LOL!!! Ladies!! Give the boy some room! I'm sure there a few here of the XY persuasion that would fight you ladies for first dibs on who got to sit on Benj's face.

Side note: It's good to see you back, Benj. You have been missed thoroughly. Don't run off again, ok?

Whoo hoo!

I like being face sat.  Wait... we need to come up with some a name for having your face sat on. 

I'm gonna call it facing.  Like, "I'm gonna face you!"  Say it.  It's sexy.

And I disappeared because of nonpayment of Internets bills.  I have paid.  Huzzah!
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 09:56:28 pm
Funny you should mention that. I went to a gay bar a few years back, it was my first time there and a lesbian said to me..."I bet you give good face". Til this day, I wonder what made her say that. But hey a compliment is a compliment no matter who gives it. ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: puertorico2006 on August 23, 2007, 09:58:20 pm
Whoo hoo!



I'm gonna call it facing.  Like, "I'm gonna face you!"  Say it.  It's sexy.


So what is it called when you sneeze while facing someone?  :-\
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 23, 2007, 10:19:21 pm
So what is it called when you sneeze while facing someone?  :-\

Well, if it is a female he is facing then it would be a wet kitty..... ;D And if a male then a wet stroudel?
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: puertorico2006 on August 23, 2007, 10:21:00 pm
LOL ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: milker on August 23, 2007, 11:34:57 pm
So what is it called when you sneeze while facing someone?  :-\
Did you get your own room at AMG yet?

Milker.
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 24, 2007, 09:50:35 pm
My gift shall be one of those number-taking machines and an electronic sign for indicating which number is next for Benj's bedroom door.
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Matty the Damned on August 24, 2007, 09:55:35 pm
Don't you need it any more Moltie? :)

MtD
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 24, 2007, 09:57:34 pm
I already have one.  ;D  Would you like me to send one to Australia for you?
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: pozguy75 on August 24, 2007, 09:59:22 pm
I kind of missed you...I guess...no calls, no letters, no pictures of you naked wanting me...nothing...
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Matty the Damned on August 24, 2007, 10:04:26 pm
I already have one.    Would you like me to send one to Australia for you?

Dear God, no!

Matty the Damned has enough pain in his life.

MtD
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 24, 2007, 10:06:11 pm
You'll be back in the saddle again soon enough. I wouldn't want you to not be prepared.

Quote
Dear God, no!

ROFL!! Said the Atheist.  ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: sweetasmeli on August 25, 2007, 06:23:38 am
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  I've dabbled in double X chromosomes before.  It was pretty sweet.

Oh, and I didn't do it when I was 16 either.  I was almost 21.  Yes.

 ;) 

O RLY? :o

Hmmm...Methinks I may have to endeavor to get together with you and her 10% straight Uncle Buckles some time. If I total his 47 years and your 20-something years, you both average out at a 30-something. Juste l'age susta pour petite Mlle Melia! ;)

On that note, off to bed I go. It's 6.20am Atl time and I haven't slept yet. Was trying to sleep off a nasty bug most of yesterday, so my body clock is all a flutter.

Nice to see your pretty face back, Benjypoo. :)

Bon nuit mes amis!

Miss Melia :-*
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: aupointillimite on August 25, 2007, 06:28:28 am
Thank you, Meli! 

And hook it up!

I would just like to officially state that there's enough room on my face for everyone.  Provided, of course, that you all take turns.

Which is sort of titillating for me.

Grab a number, get in line.

I like that.  I like it too much, methinks. 

Huzzah!
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: RapidRod on August 25, 2007, 06:46:39 am
I already have one.    Would you like me to send one to Australia for you?

Dear God, no!

Matty the Damned has enough pain in his life.

MtD

Matty uses the take a number system. He had a hard time with the automated machine keeping the bulbs lit.  ;)
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 25, 2007, 10:37:05 am
LMAO, Rod. Good one.  ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: puertorico2006 on August 25, 2007, 02:36:18 pm
Did you get your own room at AMG yet?

Milker.

Nope....I planned on sharing with someone ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Benj is a Douchesaurus
Post by: Bucko on August 26, 2007, 05:12:04 am
O RLY? :o

Hmmm...Methinks I may have to endeavor to get together with you and her 10% straight Uncle Buckles some time. If I total his 47 years and your 20-something years, you both average out at a 30-something. Juste l'age susta pour petite Mlle Melia! ;)

Miss Melia :-*

Uncle Buckles thinks that La Benj, La Honeybee and he could all net out gainers in that little equation.

Brent
(Who is, after all, 10% straight on LPSG.org)