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Author Topic: We need to laugh. No joke.  (Read 5861 times)

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Offline thunter34

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We need to laugh. No joke.
« on: November 02, 2007, 12:50:33 pm »
I'll start.

Since everybody's offended right now anyway...let's go nuclear with it and get it out of our systems, eh?  (warning:  not for delicate ears.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sp24TlWAM


Seriously - got a comic you just love?  A joke you've heard that is oh so good? 

Bring it.
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Offline jack

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 01:08:20 pm »
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Offline komnaes

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 01:10:58 pm »
Quote from: thunter34 on November 02, 2007, 12:50:33 pm
Seriously - got a comic you just love?  A joke you've heard that is oh so good? 

Bring it.

Ha, Margaret Cho will be like this in 10, 15 years.. not very funny, just plain silly..  ;D
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 01:15:34 pm »
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Offline newbernswiss

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2007, 01:18:19 pm »
Thunter34,
You truly made my day ;D :o ::) :-*I love a good offensive comic, the more offensive the better. Maybe I need to become a comic that seems to be the last place for freedom of speech here in the US>
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Offline komnaes

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2007, 01:23:07 pm »
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Dec 08 CD4=270(16%)
Jan 09 CD4=246(13%)/VL=10,000
Feb 09 CD4=233(15%)/VL=13,000
Started meds Sustiva/Epzicom
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2007, 01:29:17 pm »
More from Lisa Lampanelli

The holiday season is just about upon us.  Ho, Ho, Ho Noz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bshQTery3g
« Last Edit: November 02, 2007, 02:22:47 pm by thunter34 »
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 01:38:43 pm »
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 02:03:25 pm »
Sam Kinison

We Know Who Jesus Is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnm3roQTnE


Jesus Didn't Have A Wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 02:21:40 pm »
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Offline ademas

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 02:24:09 pm »
Har!
I needed this thread.
And are we doing the holidays already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4

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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 02:31:26 pm »
Quote from: ademas on November 02, 2007, 02:24:09 pm
Har!
I needed this thread.
And are we doing the holidays already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4

philly will be sniffing around this thread again any minute now.  i just know it.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2007, 02:36:56 pm »
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 02:53:55 pm »
Ok, since you started this Thunter Bunny....Here's some Chris Rock...

Who is more racist, black people or white people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utnK4o-jvzk


and.....my favorite topic.....weed..... ;D


Katt Williams on Weed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNeDom1rW4w


ok, this is kinda fun and addicting.....

Katt Williams on Michael Jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbWeSQW3wPw
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Offline Hard Times

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2007, 03:23:06 pm »
fist me this christmas was funny
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Offline woodshere

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2007, 04:22:46 pm »
The funniest thing I have seen or heard today was on my fortune cookie at lunch.

"Versatility is one of your outstanding traits."

Honey, anyone who knows me knows there ain't nothing versatile about me, maybe flexible, but definitely not versatile!
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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2007, 04:02:18 pm »
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2007, 04:15:44 pm »
Quote from: woodshere on November 02, 2007, 04:22:46 pm
The funniest thing I have seen or heard today was on my fortune cookie at lunch.

"Versatility is one of your outstanding traits."

Honey, anyone who knows me knows there ain't nothing versatile about me, maybe flexible, but definitely not versatile!


sure there is.  you can take it on your back OR your knees.
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2007, 04:37:06 pm »
5 Million Frozen Pizzas Recalled For E. Coli
AP   |   November 2, 2007 07:36 AM


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General Mills on Thursday recalled about 5 million frozen pizzas sold to a Mr. Tim Hunter of Bumfuck GA under the Totino's and Jeno's labels because of possible E. coli contamination.

The problem may have come from pepperoni on pizzas produced at a General Mills plant in Ohio, the suburban Minneapolis-based company said. It said the pepperoni itself came from a separate supplier, not produced at the plant itself, but it declined to release the name of the pepperoni distributor.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2007, 04:39:14 pm »
 >:(


(I actually did eat a Totino's Pepperoni and Sausage frozen pizza last night.  Asshole.)
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2007, 12:14:03 am »
I ate a Totino's frozen pizza last night. No lie.
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: We need to laugh. No joke.
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2007, 02:49:33 pm »
Quote from: ademas on November 02, 2007, 02:24:09 pm
Har!
I needed this thread.
And are we doing the holidays already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4



LOL, heterosexuals know about fisting?!  :o Sometimes I wonder I've been living in a gay sex bubble for over 20 years
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