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Title: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: ACinKC on April 05, 2007, 02:50:06 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes.

Finally a religion I can get behind!  Almost.....

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: Ihavehope on April 05, 2007, 02:56:01 pm

(http://therandommuse.typepad.com/photos/jesus/gymnastics_jesus.jpg)

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: antibody on April 05, 2007, 03:28:04 pm

Jesus is my homeboy.

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: Bucko on April 06, 2007, 02:00:24 am

Now let's all get in a circle...

Brent
(Who prays on his knees)

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat on April 06, 2007, 10:31:56 pm

I'm experimenting with the concept of producing a porn film set in biblical times with Jesus and his deciples as the principal characters.....  what do you think?

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: thunter34 on April 06, 2007, 10:35:53 pm

Quote from: GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat on April 06, 2007, 10:31:56 pm

I'm experimenting with the concept of producing a porn film set in biblical times with Jesus and his deciples as the principal characters.....  what do you think?

Can I offer a title?


"The Lust Temptation of Christ"


T Hunter

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: milker on April 06, 2007, 10:54:59 pm

"The last fucker"

Milker.

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: Bucko on April 07, 2007, 05:18:46 am

Quote from: thunter34 on April 06, 2007, 10:35:53 pm

Can I offer a title?


"The Lust Temptation of Christ"


T Hunter

Do Uinto Others, Repeatedly...

Brent
(Who loves Bibical porn)

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: ACinKC on April 07, 2007, 09:42:10 am

I respectfully submit:

Jesus Christ Pornstar

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: thunter34 on April 07, 2007, 11:39:56 am

Sex Godspell

(featuring the show stopper number:  God, shave the people.)

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat on April 07, 2007, 02:43:38 pm

Excellent titles!

And now for plot and script ideas....

Jesus as an 18 yr old very popular with the scholars.

Apostles fall asleep after the Last Supper Orgy.  Jesus goes cruising in town.  Captured by the Romans and a hot S&M scene with the Romans ravishing Jesus.   John the Baptist rescues Jesus, takes him home and makes love to him.

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: milker on April 07, 2007, 02:45:52 pm

Can I play Jesus?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Milker.

Title: Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
Post by: GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat on April 07, 2007, 02:55:08 pm

Quote from: milker on April 07, 2007, 02:45:52 pm

Can I play Jesus?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Milker.

Sure!   I'll be a Roman.  <grin>

You will have to grow out your hair!
Then send nude pictures of every part of your body with your application.
AND make it through the rigourous auditions. (Have to make sure you can handle 12 muscular, hung and agressive appostles all at the same time).  And of course the dungeon of stud Romans.