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Author Topic: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts  (Read 5366 times)

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Offline OneTampa

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Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« on: March 10, 2010, 10:25:56 pm »
Women hospitalized with serious injuries after black market butt enhancement.

Story here:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 10:41:15 pm »
Vanity, vanity. All is vanity.

MtD

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 10:44:49 pm »
Women hospitalized with serious injuries after black market butt enhancement.

Story here:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html

Ummmmmm....... Uhhhhh.... *backing away and leaving quietly*
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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 11:25:24 am »


Talk about getting bad caulk up the ass...   ::)


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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 11:32:51 am »


I bet these women, will never look at caulk the same way again ! Stop me !  :P


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Current Meds ; Viramune / Epzicom Eliquis, Diltiazem. Pravastatin 80mg, Ezetimibe. UPDATED 2/18/24
 Tested positive in 1985,.. In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started on  HAART on October 24th, 2003.

 As of Oct 2nd, 2023, Viral load Undetectable.
CD 4 @676 /  CD4 % @ 18 %
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Offline Okealyshire

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2010, 03:40:54 am »
Worthy of perusal: Rectal Foreign Bodies.

My favorite is the case report of a concrete enema, complete with illustration:

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2010, 04:01:48 am »
Worthy of perusal: Rectal Foreign Bodies.

My favorite is the case report of a concrete enema, complete with illustration:

Feh. Cement enemas are so 2005.

MtD

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 04:27:42 am »
Feh. Cement enemas are so 2005.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you already knew about that. OK, then, here's a rather more recent tale. Complete with illustrations, along with this gem:

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So he inserts the pen...and apparently inserted it too far. He tried to pull it out and couldn't. Tried again. No luck. So then, this guy, in his brilliant knowledge of human anatomy, decides to push the pen in MORE, in the hopes of being able to then pull it out of his rectum.

Offline mecch

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2010, 08:59:07 pm »
kinky stuff. that couple with the concrete enema should have been questioned for abuse.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2010, 09:03:55 pm »
kinky stuff. that couple with the concrete enema should have been questioned for abuse.

Abuse of what?

MtD

Offline mecch

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2010, 09:19:48 pm »
It smells of spouse abuse to me.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2010, 09:22:02 pm »
It smells of spouse abuse to me.

It smells of two drug fucked pill queens discovering that kinky sex experiments can go horribly wrong to me.

But, whatevs.

MtD

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2010, 09:24:58 pm »
"A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress"
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2010, 09:29:18 pm »
"A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress"

OK then, maybe they were just cretins. But I see no evidence of "spousal abuse" whatever that might be.

MtD

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2010, 10:31:01 pm »
seriously, how does one start a conversation for filing another's ass with cement?
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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2010, 10:07:00 am »
seriously, how does one start a conversation for filing another's ass with cement?
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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2010, 11:03:56 am »
Listen fruitcake, I told you to take out garbage or you'd end up with cement shoes or a load of lead in your gut, so what's it gonna be now, you dirty rat?
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: Crooked Caulkers Botch Butts
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2010, 11:06:05 am »
Worthy of perusal: Rectal Foreign Bodies.

My favorite is the case report of a concrete enema, complete with illustration:


Couldn't they have placed a well known object next to that turd so we could judge the scale?
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