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Author Topic: What a Woman Wants  (Read 3221 times)

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Offline northernguy

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What a Woman Wants
« on: September 25, 2007, 02:07:18 am »
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Offline emeraldize

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 02:13:14 am »
I hate dial up. Now I won't know what I want cuz I can't watch the video.

Offline mjmel

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 04:31:06 am »
I hate dial up. Now I won't know what I want cuz I can't watch the video.

 ;D. It's an old Oldsmobile commercial. A woman instructing a salesman how to appeal to a woman's tastes. It's nauseating.
(Hence, it's entertainment value.) It's basically classic plastic Americana commercialism.
A peek back in time.

Sigh. Ignore me. I'm probably just jealous of her hair-sprayed, and resprayed flawless 'do'.
xxx,
Mike
« Last Edit: September 25, 2007, 04:32:57 am by mjmel »

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 01:17:54 pm »
Women are allowed to drive ???

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 02:29:15 pm »
Women are allowed to drive ???

Milker.

Next they will want to get the vote!!  >:(

Have a nice day

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 06:09:08 pm »
*doubled over in laughter*
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

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Offline emeraldize

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 08:58:44 pm »
Really? Doubled over? Wow. I save such high-risk yoga for comedy that is off the charts funny.

For example, Hyena, Nature's Asshole is funny to me because I actually get and enjoy complex humor.

Please don't hurt yourself--especially that spine of yours.


Offline northernguy

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 09:40:44 pm »
I hate dial up. Now I won't know what I want cuz I can't watch the video.

Sorry, I should have indicated it wasn't dial-up friendly.  Its a late '60's Oldsmobile sales training video.  Full of sexist nuggets like "new emblems may not seem very important to a man, but to a woman the rich quality appearance and workmanship mean something.  She might even like to touch them, and will if you do....inside she's going to be most interested in the rich fabric and design.  When you run your hand over that seat, she'll do the same.." :o
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Offline Basquo

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 09:44:00 pm »
Please let me bring back some respect to the spirit of this thread, which I believe is irony:

I drove a very large Oldsmobile for several years in my youth, probably near to the size of the one in the clip.  The selling points are:

Your sister will try to turn your parents against you if they give you the car after she pissed them off.

You can make Nina Hagen sing circles around people on acid if you work the stereo just right.

You can fit yourself and five of your largest friends in the cabin.

It’s like a luxurious train if you only have three passengers.

It sails like a boat and every traffic light is a different color if you drive to your parent’s house on mushrooms, even after you went catatonic on the shrooms and almost drowned in a puddle of water from the same shrooms.

You will have to change a tire if you unconsciously drive to Oklahoma after six Long Island Teas and four hits of Ecstasy.

You can do a line off the hood and eventually lay your best friend (a girl) while in Siouxsie drag on Hallowe’en.

You will have to have to have the heater disconnected when it starts blowing steam in your face because you tried to fix the do-hickey yourself.

Your dad will finance innumerable repairs in guilt for leaving your mother.

You will finally realize that even though the boat is worth a million dollars to you, you don’t have a million dollars to repair it.

And up until March of last year, I even had longish black lacquered hair, should anyone care to resurrect that photo, though it was a more than a decade ago that I sank my favorite auto of all time.

Best,

“Olds-Skool” cr8on

Offline emeraldize

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Re: What a Woman Wants
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 11:36:52 pm »
Basquo

Great visuals! Thanks.

Em

BTW, Northern guy. It's cool that I cannot view it, yet. I liked your explanation and can only imagine how caveman like it appears in light of present day ads, trainings, etc.

Thanks.
Em

 


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