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Offline Oceanbeach

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I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« on: January 14, 2010, 11:20:40 pm »
Yes, Forum friends this is an important moment in my AIDSmeds Forums Days.  Since October 2005, this is my 3000th post (in this version of the Forums).  Should I expect a PRIZE?  I would enjoy a BMW convertible or a Black & Decker toaster  ;D  Have the best day
Michael 
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:29:30 pm »
Happy 3k posts!

How about a BMW brand microwave? I'm told it seats six! ;)

MtD
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Offline aztecan

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 11:31:10 pm »
Michael honey, I think you need something more befitting your individuality, taste and sense of style.

HUGS,

Mark  :-*

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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 12:23:14 am »
Actually my favorite words in the American version of the English language are Porsche 911   ;D  Have the best day
Michael
(who realizes SMART+STRONG is really both)
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 12:33:28 am »
Quote from: aztecan on January 14, 2010, 11:31:10 pm
Michael honey, I think you need something more befitting your individuality, taste and sense of style.

HUGS,

Mark  :-*

You know this is strange.  If you look real close at the top lid of the waffle maker it looks like George Bush, but somehow the final product ends up being Mickey Mouse...go figure.
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 12:46:43 am »
I don't know if Meg Whitman has received much press since McLame/Palin but the founder of EBAY, has her bid in for Governor of California in our next election.  Mrs Whitman is also credited for being with Disney, Mattel and another large corporation but imagine if you will... a Disney character as Governor of our great state, who was never registered to vote until 2005 and registered as a Republican in 2007, then our waffle maker will produce something resembling Arnold Schwartzenegger with a George W. Bush resemblance.  What is this world coming to?   ;D  Have the best day
Michael
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Offline Ann

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 04:44:09 am »
Does that mean I qualify for a gold-plated Porsche?

Ann
(who never got her damned toaster)
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 06:27:35 pm »
Quote from: Ann on January 15, 2010, 04:44:09 am
Does that mean I qualify for a gold-plated Porsche?

Ann
(who never got her damned toaster)

I had to take out the calculator but you have 4.8 Gold plated Porche owed to you but... Is the Rock big enough to drive a car on?   ;D  Have the best day
Michael
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 06:31:26 pm »
Quote from: Sonomabeach on January 15, 2010, 06:27:35 pm
I had to take out the calculator but you have 4.8 Gold plated Porche owed to you but... Is the Rock big enough to drive a car on?   ;D  Have the best day
Michael


That was a good one... Muah Ahh Ahh Ahh.  Ann could probably use a 1985 gold spray painted Puch's moped and be fine with it...
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Offline karry

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 06:36:13 pm »
  ;D
You all rock...I cant stop laughing!
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Offline Ann

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 07:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Sonomabeach on January 15, 2010, 06:27:35 pm

I had to take out the calculator but you have 4.8 Gold plated Porche owed to you but... Is the Rock big enough to drive a car on?   ;D  Have the best day
Michael


Sure. My daughter drives a Matchbox and Foxtrot drives HotWheels. ;D
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline newt

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2010, 01:03:24 am »
I reckon rather than all this carbon footprint building car shit (and bread burners) you should win HAVE THE BEST DAY painted on your roof. Then when the Feds fly over in their helicopter they will have just cause to open a file. You may be able to sell the film rights n get rich. - matt
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: I deserve a FREE Toaster or a BMW
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2010, 09:31:31 pm »
Having spent a year taking classes at U.C. Santa Cruz, our house, which was in plain view of Highway 1, had "STOP CEMENTING THE EARTH" painted on the side wall.  This was long before "   ;D  Have the Best Day"
Michael
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