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Title: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Winiroo on March 27, 2008, 07:34:18 pm
I'm easily amused. I thought some of you might be too.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid980289705?bctid=1460810404 (http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid980289705?bctid=1460810404)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Winiroo/Alien03.gif)
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: GSOgymrat on March 27, 2008, 09:05:42 pm
"Never wear a dual-strap man-kini with knee high suede boots" :D

Words to live by.
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Winiroo on March 27, 2008, 09:38:05 pm
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Winiroo/zardoz6.jpg)

LMAO

From the movie Zardoz (1974)

Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0)
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Snowangel on March 27, 2008, 09:40:47 pm
Oh my Gawd...that is scary!
I would have no problem with abstinence if the men looked and dressed like that  ;D
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Winiroo on March 28, 2008, 05:53:41 pm
Can you believe that is Sean Connery. James Bond, voted People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 1989?

Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Snowangel on March 28, 2008, 05:56:01 pm
No way!  He looks much better with white hair.  Did he have a nose job?  His nose looks huge in that pic.
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Winiroo on March 28, 2008, 07:24:51 pm
LOL I have no idea. His package doesn't look all that impressive either.
Obviously he is a grower and not a shower.
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: bear60 on March 29, 2008, 01:34:03 pm
You know what they say about men with big hands, feet, noses....etc.
Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: bear60 on March 29, 2008, 02:04:21 pm
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Then Jimmy turns around and she sees he has no nipples and she throws herself screaming off the nearest pier.

Just kiddin'! Jimmy knows that most women prefer their men to have smooth, hairless, feminine bodies. That's why he gets his chest waxed! But first and foremost, Jimmy is a man. A man's man. So when his latest round of waxing pulled his nipples right off, Jimmy didn't so much as grit his teeth! Because that would be a sign of weakness. And does he cover up his curious amputation? HELL NO. Because that unlicensed and probably illegal Brazilian waxer had played right into Jimmy's hands! Because Jimmy's been around. And Jimmy knows. If the ladies love a hairless chest, they'll go apeshit over a chest with no hair and no nipples! Finally, Jimmy's vast, rotating coterie of girlfriends can run their busy fingers over his slab-like body without hitting the "speedbumps" as they used to call them. No, it's "smooth sailing" for old Jimmy Banion from here on in.



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Title: Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
Post by: Winiroo on March 29, 2008, 04:37:50 pm
LOL