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Hows about living life backwards.....
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:04:08 am »
I want to live my next life  backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in a nursing home
    feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement
    and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch
    on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you A re too young to work.
    You get ready for High School :
    drink alcohol, party, and you   âre
    generally promiscuous.
    Then you go to primary school,
    You become a kid, you play, and you
    have no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and  You spend your last 9 months
    floating peacefully in luxury,
    in spa-like conditions , central heating,
    room service on top, and then ,   
      You finish off as an orgasm.
     
    I rest my case

 ;D :D ;) :) :o :P ::) :-*
Justin
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