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Offline anniebc

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An interesting fact.
« on: October 27, 2010, 06:46:31 pm »
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..

Trust the bloody Aussie's to spoil it for the Kiwi farmer's.... ;)

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 06:55:51 pm »
Quote from: anniebc on October 27, 2010, 06:46:31 pm
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..

Trust the bloody Aussie's to spoil it for the Kiwi farmer's.... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*


I would never have sex with a sheep unless the sheep gave verbal consent and that would mean you would have to cross breed a sheep with a parrot and I don't think I could get it up with a sheep screeching Polly wants a cock .

just saying . 
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 07:12:16 pm »
Damn Aussies always ruining everything.

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 07:19:03 pm »
Jan, our sheep are trained. You yell "Sheep" and they all line up and back against the fence.  :)
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Offline anniebc

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 07:25:11 pm »
Quote from: jg1962 on October 27, 2010, 06:55:51 pm

I would never have sex with a sheep unless the sheep gave verbal consent and that would mean you would have to cross breed a sheep with a parrot and I don't think I could get it up with a sheep screeching Polly wants a cock .

just saying . 

One baaaa means yes..two mean no, and I have heard that continous loud baa-ing means "give it to me big boy"

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Tell me about it Will.. ;D

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2010, 07:27:17 pm »
Quote from: RapidRod on October 27, 2010, 07:19:03 pm
Jan, our sheep are trained. You yell "Sheep" and they all line up and back against the fence.  :)

They are well trained here as well Rod, as soon as they see the gum boots and velcrose gloves they know it's time to line up... ;D

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2010, 07:29:39 pm »
What do they call virgin wool in New Zealand? Fast sheep. :o
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 07:46:13 pm »
Quote from: killfoile on October 27, 2010, 07:29:39 pm
What do they call virgin wool in New Zealand? Fast sheep. :o

roflmao!   :D
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2010, 08:04:23 pm »
And I understand that you could fry the condom for breakfast in the morning.

Reminds me of the old days, when needs must, you had to make do with an empty crisp packet on the manhood.
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 10:35:31 pm »
It's fine as long as you disclose.
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Offline Basquo

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2010, 09:37:36 pm »
New Zealand...where men are men and sheep are nervous.

Why do New Zealand farmers keep their sheep on cliff tops? So the sheep can't run away.

Why do New Zealand farmers wear loose boots? So they can hook their sheeps' back legs in the boots and they still can't run away.

These are recycled Aggie jokes. Gig 'em!
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 01:35:41 pm »
What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in New Zealand?

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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2010, 02:24:42 pm »



  It's goats and cows, not sheep.  Unless on Paxil, it doesn't take a lot to get a guy going.  Grabbing titty all day for a bucket of milk really makes a farmer think.... my uncle in Tennessee told me this.
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2010, 02:37:40 pm »
Quote from: anniebc on October 27, 2010, 06:46:31 pm
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first..

Trust the bloody Aussie's to spoil it for the Kiwi farmer's.... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

Since you're feeling all patriotic and stuff, just so you know, peanut butter was invented in America around the 1890's.  It's believed to be a good source of protein, but according to my uncle back in Tennessee it's primary use was that of an animal attractant.  Who needs condoms when you have peanut butter......  ::)
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2010, 02:51:50 pm »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on October 29, 2010, 02:37:40 pm
Since you're feeling all patriotic and stuff, just so you know, peanut butter was invented in America around the 1890's.  It's believed to be a good source of protein, but according to my uncle back in Tennessee it's primary use was that of an animal attractant.  Who needs condoms when you have peanut butter......  ::)

I was 14 before I knew peanut butter came out of a jar , but I was a popular kid  :-[
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2010, 03:04:45 pm »
Quote from: jg1962 on October 29, 2010, 02:51:50 pm
I was 14 before I knew peanut butter came out of a jar , but I was a popular kid  :-[

See, I knew it wouldn't be long before another country-boy came along in agreement.  There's also other ways to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving besides ringing their neck, but I won't mention that unless Jan comes along trying to upstage me with some facts I may not know about.  I got my uncle on speed dial just in case.
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2010, 05:05:03 pm »
Emu Farmer:

Emu farmer was seen sh*gging an Emu while running around the paddock, a digusted tourist passing by yelled  "OMG how can you do that"...well the farmer relied, it's easy when you get the hang of it as long as you start with the right foot first.

Sorry ;D

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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2010, 07:29:15 pm »
Quote from: anniebc on October 27, 2010, 07:27:17 pm
They are well trained here as well Rod, as soon as they see the gum boots and velcrose gloves they know it's time to line up... ;D

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Jan :-*


Do you know why Scottish men wear kilts (and Joe ;))? Cuz sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2010, 08:36:16 pm »
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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Re: An interesting fact.
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2010, 03:28:22 pm »
Quote from: jg1962 on October 27, 2010, 06:55:51 pm

I would never have sex with a sheep unless the sheep gave verbal consent and that would mean you would have to cross breed a sheep with a parrot and I don't think I could get it up with a sheep screeching Polly wants a cock .

just saying . 

That's funny!   ;D  Have the best day
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