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Matty the Damned · « **on:** October 05, 2010, 01:00:16 am »

Apparently two she-faggots have defied the Will of God and managed to are pregant with quintuplets.

It is claimed that they have achieved this monstrous sin against the divine order "naturally".

A lesbian couple in Australia beat odds of more than one in 60 million when one of them became pregnant with quintuplets without using IVF.

Melissa Keevers, 27, and Rosemary Nolan, 21, used an American sperm donor to conceive. They were surprised when their doctor said they would be having five babies.

(link)

Appalling. May the Lord Rapture us decent folk to Salvation within the week.

Glory!

MtD

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:07:39 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on October 05, 2010, 01:00:16 am

Apparently two she-faggots have defied the Will of God and managed to are pregant with quintuplets.

It is claimed that they have achieved this monstrous sin against the divine order "naturally".

The world is coming to an end, and teh deviants are to blame. Repent all of ye who defy da Lord for Judgment Day is near.

I am Rev Moon, and I approve this message.

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:34:41 am »

Five babies at once does sound like a punishment from an angry God.

john33 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:29:01 am »

Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 05, 2010, 01:34:41 am

Five babies at once does sound like a punishment from an angry God.

Try telling that to, to the one who is pregnant as she's giving birth lol. I'm told it's excrutiating

Ann · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:02:06 am »

Quote from: john33 on October 05, 2010, 05:29:01 am

Try telling that to, to the one who is pregnant as she's giving birth lol. I'm told it's excrutiating

They usually do C-sections for multiple births over twins. It's too easy for the mother to lose her life otherwise.

But think about what it would be like to pass a squash through your penis. Ouch, yeah?

john33 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:19:51 am »

Quote from: Ann on October 05, 2010, 06:02:06 am

They usually do C-sections for multiple births over twins. It's too easy for the mother to lose her life otherwise.

But think about what it would be like to pass a squash through your penis. Ouch, yeah?

Ouch isn't descriptive enough

(gratuitous use of emoticons, trying to hide psychosomatic pain)

Ann · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:43:18 am »

Quote from: john33 on October 05, 2010, 07:19:51 am

Ouch isn't descriptive enough (gratuitous use of emoticons, trying to hide psychosomatic pain)

Oops, that was supposed to say squash ball. Bigger than a golf ball but smaller than a baseball. I figure the proportion is just about right. And a squash ball has a little bit of give to it just like a baby's head.

next2u · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2010, 08:04:47 am »

dude, isn't there some backlash of pissed donor sperm kids who want more info on their parents? when the dad signs away all rights and the kids want to know him and they are legal what's gonna stand in their way?

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2010, 08:31:11 am »

I suspect the deal is he doesn't contact them, not vice versa, but I know nothing about Australian laws. If I was the donor I would want to make sure that I was not going to get five teenagers I don't know showing up at my door from the opposite side of the world asking for a place to stay and college tuition, even though that would make a good Lifetime Movie of the Week.

denb45 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:37:11 pm »

Quote from: Ann on October 05, 2010, 06:02:06 am

They usually do C-sections for multiple births over twins. It's too easy for the mother to lose her life otherwise.

But think about what it would be like to pass a squash through your penis. Ouch, yeah?

Try passing a kidney stone thur your penis (Guys) that's about as painful as natural Child Birth
just ask any man that's done this before

Joe K · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:41:42 pm »

Having witnessed the birth of my daughter, I can confirm that women are stronger than you ever imagined.

denb45 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2010, 08:01:57 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on October 06, 2010, 07:41:42 pm

Having witnessed the birth of my daughter, I can confirm that women are stronger than you ever imagined.

No doubt about that Joe..........

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2010, 08:05:57 pm »

Childbirth is painful? Suck it up! Women (the wicked daughters of Eve) have only themselves to blame for that.

Genesis 3:16 (KJV):

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

MtD

Jody · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2010, 09:32:46 pm »

As soon as Ann posted about passing squash, golf balls, etc. my hand immediately went down to my penis. Wonder why that happened. No I couldn't imagine childbirth.

Jody

Granny60 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2010, 10:36:11 pm »

I think the sperm donors have got a good deal. 1. The donating part. 2. All 5 kids are being raised by someone else on another continent.

Ann · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:56:09 am »

Quote from: Jody on October 06, 2010, 09:32:46 pm

As soon as Ann posted about passing squash, golf balls, etc. my hand immediately went down to my penis. Wonder why that happened.

O Noes! I turned Jody straight! I must have hit the wrong key, sorry about that!

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2010, 09:57:28 am »

I've witnessed child birth 3 times and every single time I thought the pain was being faked. Women just want an excuse for the epidural. Now the kidney stone on the otherhand.... When I was 9 I watched my uncle practically climb walls in pain from one, oh it was brutal. Btw, babies don't come outta pee holes. (hehe)

Ann · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:00:28 pm »

We just want an excuse for an epidural, eh? Why, when you don't get stoned off it? I think you just want one of us women to kick your scrawny ass. You want to be on the floor with a six inch stiletto heel pressed into your perineum. Confess.

denb45 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:38:15 pm »

Quote from: Ann on October 07, 2010, 12:00:28 pm

We just want an excuse for an epidural, eh? Why, when you don't get stoned off it? I think you just want one of us women to kick your scrawny ass. You want to be on the floor with a six inch stiletto heel pressed into your perineum. Confess.

If it was you wearing those six inch stiletto heels Ann, then YES, I might consider it

Ann · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:57:27 pm »

Quote from: denb45 on October 07, 2010, 12:38:15 pm

If it was you wearing those six inch stiletto heels Ann, then YES, I might consider it

Well who else would it be? The stilettos are attached to a pair of thigh-highs and I've got the leather basque to match.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2010, 01:18:33 pm »

Quote from: Ann on October 07, 2010, 12:00:28 pm

We just want an excuse for an epidural, eh? Why, when you don't get stoned off it? I think you just want one of us women to kick your scrawny ass. You want to be on the floor with a six inch stiletto heel pressed into your perineum. Confess.

Busted and guilty as charged.... when will you be knocking? I wanna be ready.

denb45 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2010, 01:23:12 pm »

Quote from: Ann on October 07, 2010, 12:57:27 pm

Well who else would it be? The stilettos are attached to a pair of thigh-highs and I've got the leather basque to match.

Ohh Ann, I knew there was a side of you that I always liked, you can do both of us (me & skeebo) , after all you do have two feet

Ann · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2010, 02:08:07 pm »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on October 07, 2010, 01:18:33 pm

Busted and guilty as charged.... when will you be knocking? I wanna be ready.

You should be ready at ALL times. Woe betide you if I turn up and you're not.

Quote from: denb45 on October 07, 2010, 01:23:12 pm

Ohh Ann, I knew there was a side of you that I always liked, you can do both of us (me & skeebo) , after all you do have two feet

Sure. Two feet, two hands, an orifice or three, and more than enough toys to go around. And at least one of those has two heads.

denb45 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2010, 02:16:06 pm »

Quote from: Ann on October 07, 2010, 02:08:07 pm

You should be ready at ALL times. Woe betide you if I turn up and you're not.

Sure. Two feet, two hands, an orifice or three, and more than enough toys to go around. And at least one of those has two heads.

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