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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Miss Philicia on March 22, 2011, 11:27:12 pm
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I got a call from him today and he's been committed to a Steroid Recovery Center. It seems that shrunken testicles were just the tip of the iceberg for him, and those nightly injections of black market locker room testosterone have spread through his body and resulted in this:
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/wumpmeisterflex.jpg)
Please keep him in your prayers!
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Wow! Those are some pretty serious steroids!
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I'd do him (if he shaved the beard). Its the meat that counts, not the tiny veg.
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I'd do him (if he shaved the beard). Its the meat that counts, not the tiny veg.
You got a point northernguy... I definitely wouldn't turn him away.
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That guy is legendary on bodybuilding.com. Totally serious.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mielke40.htm
And he doesn't take steroids.
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Oof... I like the furry chest but not the overdone muscles. I prefer my guys "softer", hahah!
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He's freaky and exciting.
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He's freaky and exciting.
I really go for that Butch look also!
My man is rough n tough and really knows how to rock my world. He dont take no steroids OR no shit frum nobody! We like to tussle first thang in the mornin and sometimes I git him real good up side the head. I took this picture before he went to work:
(http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz117/jj727802/Gary_Allan_Gillespie.jpg)
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(http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz117/jj727802/Gary_Allan_Gillespie.jpg)
Is that Captain Kangaroo?
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Is that Captain Kangaroo?
:D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Is that Captain Kangaroo?
I call him Captain ever now and then. It all depends on who wins the wrasslin match. I hope you will be in Seattle for AMG and can meet him. Hes real nice.
I seen him wash that hair yursterday nice and purdy then put some Vitalis on it. Got a burfday cummin up and I thank I will git him something fur that bad eye.
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Philly Puhleaze...
When will you get over me and my fabulously ripped body? Envy is so unbecoming on you.
Alas, not everyone can look like me. But if you want to try here is the Wumpy Fierceness Regimin...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/tn.jpg)
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Philly Puhleaze...
When will you get over me and my fabulously ripped body? Envy is so unbecoming on you.
Alas, not everyone can look like me. But if you want to try here is the Wumpy Fierceness Regimin...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/tn.jpg)
Is that a joint I see? Appetite and nausea problems from teh AIDS or are you just another in a long line of forum waste-oids?
ps: and pla-leez, you like nothing more than a thread all about you.
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Is that a joint I see? Appetite and nausea problems from teh AIDS or are you just another in a long line of forum waste-oids?
ps: and pla-leez, you like nothing more than a thread all about you.
That's a Parliament Light 100. I have to have it with that shot of Maker's Mark. It does a body good.
I wished I could hang around and talk about my body some more, but I must get to the gym and throw some weights around and pose and look beautiful. sigh. it's not easy being me.
-W
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omg, you smoke 100s? Those long ciggies? How prissy. :D You should be drinking sherry with that, not bourbon. (Though I'll make note that at least you go top shelf with your booze, always a plus -- we'll have to do a round of Manhattans together one day)
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omg, you smoke 100s? Those long ciggies? How prissy. :D You should be drinking sherry with that, not bourbon. (Though I'll make note that at least you go top shelf with your booze, always a plus -- we'll have to do a round of Manhattans together one day)
You guys got to let me in on the Manhattan project , I crave them time .
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Best winter cocktail -- come visit me and I'll take you here. And we can have fries made with duck fat.
http://www.villagewhiskey.com/
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And we can have fries made with duck fat.
A gastro pub in Columbia MD serves those too. At first glance you're like WTF...I tried them and man are they good! Crispier than any fried in veggie oil.
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That isn't a beard it's Velcro
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That's a Parliament Light 100.
Wumpster-
Don't ya know that legal shit'll kill you?
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Wumpster-
Don't ya know that legal shit'll kill you?
WUT? Really? Ok, then I'll switch over to the wacky stuff. Skeebo, can you send me some joints.
btw, that beard looks like my pubes. It's a Pube beard.
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WUT? Really? Ok, then I'll switch over to the wacky stuff. Skeebo, can you send me some joints.
btw, that beard looks like my pubes. It's a Pube beard.
Rapunzel crotch ?
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WUT? Really? Ok, then I'll switch over to the wacky stuff. Skeebo, can you send me some joints.
btw, that beard looks like my pubes. It's a Pube beard.
As long as all those nasty chemicals didn't mess with that fine backside of yours, all is well. ;D
HUGS,
Mark
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WUT? Really? Ok, then I'll switch over to the wacky stuff. Skeebo, can you send me some joints.
btw, that beard looks like my pubes. It's a Pube beard.
Naw, he looks like some of my neighbors in the northeast foot hills of ABQ, I'd say he looks fairly normal to me bob & I would do him in a heartbeat ;D
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Oh dear.. you can hide a badger in that, what, Velcro? :D
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I'm sorry but if I saw this guy coming after me, I'd run the other way. He has this "U GONNA GET RAPED" look in his eyes. o_O
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I'm sorry but if I saw this guy coming after me, I'd run the other way. He has this "U GONNA GET RAPED" look in his eyes. o_O
Well I'm a big guy ,and I'm well capable of defending myself in almost any situation , and the "U GONNA GET RAPED" look in his eyes, please honey, isn't really anything to worry about, he looks like some of the under-cover APD officers @ a drug-meth-string , and they probably stole all of the steroids evidence so they can use it for themselves :D looks aint always what they seem dear ;D
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His picture is kinda 'growin on me'. Every time I look at it I think I am actually liking it more and more.
One suggestion Willy, if you ever decide to braid that beard, maybe slick it down with a little 'calming moisturising gel' first so that you get that nice glossy look to it. I think you can get that in various aromas too! Put on a nice little 3 piece suit, brush your tooth and dude you will have to fight the menz off with all your might.
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Well I'm a big guy ,and I'm well capable of defending myself in almost any situation , and the "U GONNA GET RAPED" look in his eyes, please honey, isn't really anything to worry about, he looks like some of the under-cover APD officers @ a drug-meth-string , and they probably stole all of the steroids evidence so they can use it for themselves :D looks aint always what they seem dear ;D
LMFAO... Well, I'm a cub-type guy. 5'7", 230lbs and decent upper body strength. I might be able to hold my own against him for all of... um... *looks at his muscles* 1.7 seconds... *looks at his chest hair and swoons* You speak the truth, though! Some people say I look intimidating because I've got such broad shoulders and a beard, but I'm just a total teddy bear!
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I wouldn't change a thing about his looks.
Let's imagine where we might meet him:
I'd like to meet him under a bridge, or in the old timey showers of a mining facility. He looks like a hot troll. Dwarf/miner. Leprechaun.
Also possible, truck stop diner. A trashy beach town. Anywhere in Alaska.
His look would excite me less in a Seattle, Portland, Austin coffee bar situation.
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Let's imagine where we might meet him:
truck stop diner. A trashy beach town. Anywhere in Alaska.
I think I saw his brother at Walmart the other day. They have a remarkable resemblance.
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I wouldn't change a thing about his looks.
Let's imagine where we might meet him:
I'd like to meet him under a bridge, or in the old timey showers of a mining facility. He looks like a hot troll. Dwarf/miner. Leprechaun.
Also possible, truck stop diner. A trashy beach town. Anywhere in Alaska.
His look would excite me less in a Seattle, Portland, Austin coffee bar situation.
Oh Child, he hangs out in one of the arroyo's on Jaun Tabo here in ABQ ;D
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Oh Child, he hangs out in one of the arroyo's on Jaun Tabo here in ABQ ;D
At least until it rains in the East Mountains...... ;)
I think it matters not a whit wherre one would meet him. It's where you would end up that matters. He has that look that says "You will never leave here alive after I'm done with you" Which of course just adds to the Hot Factor.
That said, think that the best place to meet and end up with him would be in a prison cell...
CaptCarl
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At least until it rains in the East Mountains...... ;)
I think it matters not a whit wherre one would meet him. It's where you would end up that matters. He has that look that says "You will never leave here alive after I'm done with you" Which of course just adds to the Hot Factor.
That said, think that the best place to meet and end up with him would be in a prison cell...
CaptCarl
My 1st BF looked a lot like him when I was only 19 yrs old, but, he's currently on death-row in some bat-shit-ass-state, and most likely he died in prison before he was even executed ;D
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I think it matters not a whit wherre one would meet him. It's where you would end up that matters. He has that look that says "You will never leave here alive after I'm done with you" Which of course just adds to the Hot Factor.
Oops you just answered the question I asked in the other thread about Stalin. So you're a character out of Genet - evil is hot!
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Oops you just answered the question I asked in the other thread about Stalin. So you're a character out of Genet - evil is hot!
Oh Mecchie, I'm actually a Warlock ;D I have found out that when you look into someone's eyes and don't blink, flinch, and keep your eyes fixed on that person, eye-ball to eye ball, they usually won't do anything to you, unless they're a murderer or homicidal manic :D
Hey I'm 54 , and I always do THIS to people when I 1st meet them, some of them it freaks them out so bad they never come back to fuck with me again, I learned this in the NAVY as well as being a deputy in the county jail, dear, it takes a lot to scare me, and people aren't really as bad-ass as they look ;)
my otherhalf finds this interesting just how I deal with people, when I speak with them, He says, I have such a calming effect on them ;)
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That said, think that the best place to meet and end up with him would be in a prison cell...
The hottest guy I ever had fuck sessions with is now in prison.... for real! He tried to burn his girlfriends house down, the problem is, she was in it at the time so he is doing time for attempted murder. DAMN... I miss that dudes hot body AND piece.
people aren't really as bad-ass as they look ;)
True!
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I know.
And bad boys are sexy of course.
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I know.
And bad boys are sexy of course.
Mecchie, dear, I was on the good side of the law, @ least when I was on duty ;D so read into that whatever you will ;)
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I know.
And bad boys are sexy of course.
No kidding... I fell in love with a tall beefy cub who served time in prison for aggravated battery... After he dumped me, he went back to prison for identity theft and credit card fraud. Yep... I landed a winner there. XD