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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Ihavehope on March 24, 2007, 06:07:13 pm
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I introduced myself to my new neighbor today and I asked her what her name was and she told me Aidsa. I asked to repeat her name twice and she told me it's pronounced "ayeedsa" but written like the disease Aids then you add a at the end. I wanted to laugh but then she made a dumb remark "I don't think my mother knew my name would later on be associated with the deadly disease AIDS".
Any wierd names of people you have recently met?
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I can't put any of the awesome names I hear at my job, because of HIPAA.
But I will say I am sick to death of white people giving their kids last names as first names.
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Anything with a hyphen....................like Daphne Chronun-Feldsman
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We used to have a local vet by the name of Peter Nutt, and believe it or not--he was married to Hazel.
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My mum wanted to call me Zan or Delta
guess I got off lightly with Johanna-Leigh! (sorry Bear, not my fault! ;D)
There was a girl at school called Marina Hooker, and a boy called Keith Fairy
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My mum wanted to call me Zan or Delta
guess I got off lightly with Johanna-Leigh! (sorry Bear, not my fault! ;D)
There was a girl at school called Marina Hooker, and a boy called Keith Fairy
My father wanted to name me Jan (the Polish form of John) after one of his grandfathers.
Thank God they named me after his Jewish one.
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My real name sounds like a very common freshener brand when pronounced by Americans. Makes them laugh.
Milker.
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I have heard plenty of names that sound made up or would have to learn how to spell....like Shaniqua or some mess.
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I have heard plenty of names that sound made up or would have to learn how to spell....like Shaniqua or some mess.
I love that name of Shaniqua, it's so innovative and African, but not every girl can pull it off. I met this girl at school and her name was Champagne Sparkles, lolz, me and her were cool and we use to kee-kee (gossip) alot and hang out. She was a heavy set girl and proud of it, at age 11 her breast were a C cup and the teacher was envious of her. I miss her.
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IHave, if you know what is a C-cup then you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gayer than I am LOL
Milker (who has no clue what size a C-cup is)
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IHave, if you know what is a C-cup then you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gayer than I am LOL
Milker (who has no clue what size a C-cup is)
Oh Milky,
Have you ever touched girl boobies or had girlfriends or sistas?
Boobies are wayyyyy hot, love touching them and playing with em..tee hee....
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I already said in another post that i'm scared of boobs :o :o
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When I was a teenager, I worked in a grocery store.
One of my managers was a man named (I kid you not): Richard Liche (pronounced "Lick")
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And I went to school with a girl named Amber Talent.
How's THAT for a drag name?
And one in high school named Sommer Schaur.
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Hi,
My name is Milker and I'd like to know more about your relationships with your friends.
Dude,
no wonder u like ass LOL
Milker.
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One of the worst names I have heard of was a boy in my neighborhood named Laprecious. Talk about setting your kid up to be teased... just awful. :P
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My one and only girlfriend's name was April Schauer.
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There are two names that stand out ..
In Elementary school, a girl named Elizabeth Ditch but everyone called her Bitty Ditch.
In high school there was a guy named Royce with his sisters Mercedes and Porsche.
There should be laws restricting the names parents give their children because they could be scarred for life.
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When I worked on Wall Street, one of the girls in payroll was named Precious Huggins. Gosh I hope she doesn't see this post
There was a kid named William Williams in high school
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The doctor who gave me the best prostate massage in the world was named Dr Love.
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A friends wife is named nazia (pronounced like nausea) - I just couldn't call her that.. I'd call her naz.
eeww
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I had a customer called Mr Horse.
I had to ask my colleague to take the call because when the agent said "Horse is on the phone" I started laughing uncontrollably.
But I know a Phuoc Hu too (seriously).
Milker.
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Well we run a business and this guy rang up and wanted a job doing and I said whats your name and address he said I cant tell you I said how the heck are we suppose to know you after a while he said his John Cock . I thought this guy has suffered all his given say 35yrs hating his name he should do his self a favour and change it.
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Thought I would put a little smile on your faces.
The Specimen
This is what we have to look forward to??
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened? The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
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The doctor who gave me the best prostate massage in the world was named Dr Love.
did u go back for a second opinion? ;D
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Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.
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It's nice having a Slavic last name.
No one could make fun of it until middle school, when I was stuck with the moniker "Jabberwocky."
Which is cool, because that poem is pretty sweet.
But in 9th grade, my Geometry teacher started calling me, "Jabber-too-much-ski."
There are still kids from high school who call me that.
Benj
(Who outgrabes with the momeraths.)
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I once got a hostess at a very busy restaurant to page "Mike Hunt" over the intercom. Since he didn't answer she kept repeating his name louder and louder as only a teen age girl can do...she seemed perplexed by the laughter.
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We used to write, "Heywood Jablome" in our school textbooks.
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I had a client in Cambridge named Hans Peterfister. We giggled about it, but never to his face, poor thing. He was so earnest.
Brent
(Who loves to travel in international circles)
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Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.
Where is this doctor now, btw?
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In a phone book, I saw a physician's ad for a Dr. Pepper.
I giggled.
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Quote from: bear60 on Today at 12:37:36 PM
Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.
Where is this doctor now, btw?
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well, Tim, I met him in 1967 and again in 1971.....I think I got the prostate massage treatment both times ...lol. His standard practice for a physical. Alas, my guess is that he has probably passed away by now since he was fairly old back then.
It was sort of like going to a tailor and getting your inseam measured only to find his hands on your dick. Which happened to me as well.
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When I lived further west than I do now, there was a dentist in town called Tony Tickle.
Matty the Damned shits you not.
MtD
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When I lived further west than I do now, there was a dentist in town called Tony Tickle. quote Matty
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Did he tickle your tonsils Matty?
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Did he tickle your tonsils Matty?
No, but he gave a mean blow-job. ;)
MtD
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There used to be a Nascar driver by the name of Dick Trickle. I have a neighbor and her first name is Dimple. I once worked with a woman and her name was Vasaline Love.
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Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D
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Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
"The Cat Paris".. hmm I'm not sure I'd buy that video :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I just made a friend with an asian girl whose name is Mem. Also, I have a coworker whose name is Gardner Fair. I think his parents were stoners. LOL
-joseph
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Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D
I always heard it was pet's name and street you grew up on. In that case, ladies and gents, meet:
Blaze Dickson.
I'll give it that- it does sound like a porn name, but more like a chick's name than a manly man like myself.
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Fonda, Peter. ;D
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I see a lot of apostrophes and hyphens in names these days. There were twins listed in the 'birthdays' section of our local newspaper last week named De'Kevyan and Te'Koryan....seems awfully complicated to me.
De'Alan
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Went to school with a girl whose last name was Head. Oddly enough (hehe) she somehow acquired the nickname Gimme...AND her dad's name, seriously was Dick
When I was in the military and working at the hospital, we were, of course, supposed to address active duty and retired patients by their rank. Looked at the patient info sheet for my next patient and just couldn't do it. MAJOR DICK...I went out and called the last four of his social security number. He gave me a very appreciative look as he approached.
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hey Benj,
I had to read Jabberwocky in early high school art class, and then 'sculpt' my image of one in clay. Mine was cool as, and coloured kinda Yves Klein IKB.
Back to funny names.
Cardinal Sin, used to be the archbishop of Manila in the Phillipines.
My high school was full of 'new Australian' kids with some great names. Draggan Cimonovic, Wonky Chong, Yuk Lueng Fong and my mate Ernest who's poor sister was named Regina, so we all called her Vagina.
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There were several kids at my High School name some funny names.....Harry Chin, Man Lee, and Sum-ting Wong.
J
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I had to ring someone at work called Peter Cockhead. I just asked is Peter there haha. I went to school with a girl named Swan and someone called Buffin Beavers how good a name is that!
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When I was 18, I knew a girl with the coolest name ever.
Scarlet Dangerfield.
She was conceived at an orgy, apparently.
We were all jealous that she began life under two uber-awesomely lucky stars... her name... and the orgy story.
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No......really....did she brag about this?
"She was conceived at an orgy, apparently."
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No......really....did she brag about this?
"She was conceived at an orgy, apparently."
She was actually kind of a quiet girl... she didn't brag about it too much, so we bragged about it for her.
She had a great sense of humor though.
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He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.
Why don't things like this ever happen to me?
John
(who obviously is not running in the right circles)
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How about the USC quarterback, John David Booty.
J
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Not really funny, but slightly amusing, I went to school with a girl called Janet Jackson, and she had an older brother called Michael...
:)
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And if porn star names are road name where you born and first pet....
ladies and gentlemen I give you
'Twist Little Bottoms'
sounds like a dickens porn adaptation!!!
there was a bloke in clinic today called John Thomas ;D
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Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D
LMAO with this comment, Tigger!
Talking about weird names , I had a female coworker by the name of "Lesbia". That could be short for lesbian, but she was straight and had kids. They would page her through the loud speakers in the company and people just giggled. What an embarrassing name for a straight woman or maybe even for a real dike. The other name I remember when living in Florida was my kindergarden teacher's last name. She was "Mrs. Overstreet"! How odd!