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Title: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 21, 2012, 07:50:06 pm

funniest thing I've watched in years! (http://www.theonion.com/video/tampa-bay-gay-prostitutes-gearing-up-for-flood-of,29263/)

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: drewm on August 21, 2012, 08:14:33 pm

Booking Southwest now. Money to be made  :P ::)

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: tednlou2 on August 21, 2012, 09:33:29 pm

I think I could still make enough for a few McDonald's value meals.  I would have to be careful.  Wasn't Tampa the city trying to shut down home webcam businesses?

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: Pilot on August 22, 2012, 12:32:13 am

Just my luck, I sent my knee pads out to be bronzed and I do not have a thing to wear.

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: OneTampa on August 22, 2012, 07:37:44 am

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/GREETINGS_TAMPA.jpg)


 :) ;) :D 8)  :P :o  ??? :-*

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: WillyWump on August 22, 2012, 05:48:09 pm

Can we get some 'tutes over to the rest stops in Minnessotta, we got some Dems that are hungry for some boy 'lovin.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/22/kerry-gauthier_n_1822748.html

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: OneTampa on August 23, 2012, 07:53:21 am

Quote from: OneTampa on August 22, 2012, 07:37:44 am

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/GREETINGS_TAMPA.jpg)


 :) ;) :D 8)  :P :o  ??? :-*

HOLD UP Y'ALL!  THERE IS A HURRICANE A'COMIN!

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/hurricane-isaac-threatens-swamp-republican-convention/story?id=17057501#.UDYaA6OWF3U

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/STORM_MAW.jpg)

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: WillyWump on August 28, 2012, 05:34:57 pm

I jsut was able to secure the pricelist for Tamp Bays Gay Hookers...

looks like Fecal Play has doubled in price for the convention

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/onion.jpg)

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: Jeff G on August 28, 2012, 05:42:04 pm

I wonder if you can get one of those $100 blow jobs for the price of one of those $50 handjobs if the gay prostitute is paralyzed from the neck down ?

I'm trying to save money for the next AMG y'all .

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: mecch on August 28, 2012, 06:06:25 pm

Who knew that its much cheaper to get a hustler to lick your bum than piss on you.

This parody price list clearly written by a straight humorist.  I like the way sodomy is called "Sex:".

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: WillyWump on August 28, 2012, 06:54:15 pm

Quote from: jg1962 on August 28, 2012, 05:42:04 pm

I wonder if you can get one of those $100 blow jobs for the price of one of those $50 handjobs if the gay prostitute is paralyzed from the neck down ?

I'm trying to save money for the next AMG y'all .

You can get Bubbles for $40...

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/cap.jpg)

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: GSOgymrat on August 28, 2012, 08:05:28 pm

Quote from: WillyWump on August 28, 2012, 06:54:15 pm

You can get Bubbles for $40...

LOL! ;D

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: Jeff G on August 28, 2012, 08:10:09 pm

Bubbles is kind of cute in a poo flinging way .

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: J.R.E. on August 28, 2012, 08:29:16 pm

Here's another one from "the Onion" that I had a good laugh from:


http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-trying-to-keep-elderly-voting-base-alive-until,29073/

Ray

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: drewm on August 29, 2012, 07:03:39 pm

Quote from: WillyWump on August 28, 2012, 05:34:57 pm

I jsut was able to secure the pricelist for Tamp Bays Gay Hookers...

looks like Fecal Play has doubled in price for the convention

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/onion.jpg)

So...chokin my chicken would be $400.00. While being fisted $650.00. Damn, that some expensive s**t!

Title: Re: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Post by: WillyWump on August 29, 2012, 09:40:07 pm

Quote from: drewm on August 29, 2012, 07:03:39 pm

So...chokin my chicken would be $400.00. While being fisted $650.00. Damn, that some expensive s**t!

These are republicans, they can afford it.