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Title: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 09:55:32 am
This simply cracked me up when I saw this today .

http://news.yahoo.com/5-strange-sightings-peruvian-amazon-191120448.html


I instantly thought of Trump when I saw the pic but really was surprised when the famous wig was mentioned in the story .
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 10:14:39 am
I don't think Trump wears a toupee.  It seems to be a very elaborate bouffant combover, worthy of "Kenneth" Battelle at Helena Rubinstein, circa 1954.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_(hairdresser)

Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 10:21:50 am
There is now credible proof that Trumps hair is indeed a species of moth with poison spines for hair .
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 10:28:16 am
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/harry-styles-donald-trump-hair.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m592sji8zR1rvuxzeo1_500.jpg)

How to get the look:
http://honolulunotes.com/2011/04/11/give-yourself-a-trump-doo/
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: OneTampa on March 26, 2013, 11:27:17 am
Reminds me of the Villian and his evil hairpiece accomplice in the Zula Patrol (Qubo Children's program):

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/ZULA_PATROL_zpsdf96dacf.png)

 ;)
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 11:36:39 am
Reminds me of the Villian and his evil hairpiece accomplice in the Zula Patrol (Qubo Children's program):

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/ZULA_PATROL_zpsdf96dacf.png)

 ;)


Could it be the hairpiece slithers from one villain to another because you are right ... its the same hair don't they share . 
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 01:42:55 pm
My dad had thinning hair rather young. (I have mom's side of family, full head til death I suppose).  He delighted in identifying toupees when we would watch TV together. He had a great eye and helped train mine to spot them as well.  Even in 2013, guys still wear such bad ones.... Dad never got one, he just dealt with his fate.  Bald or thinning is often better than fake hair, IMO.
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 01:50:08 pm
 OK Mecch ... lets test your Toupee or not toupee spotting ability on Ryan Phillippe .
I say no Toupee but my Hair Stylist buddy says Toupee . You may need to find other pics to complete the challenge .


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000202/
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 02:06:19 pm
He sure is purdy!
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/1002361/ryan-phillippe-stop-loss-premiere-08/
Looks pretty natural on the forehead to me.  But maybe he has a bald spot covered? I say, trust your hairdresser on matters of hair and gossip.... 
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 02:16:49 pm
He is Purdy and I defend him to my hairburner buddy who his clearly jealous of our make believe love affair .
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 02:22:29 pm
He wasn't all that good in the final season of Damages.  Or maybe the writers just ran out of steam and gave him nothing.
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: Jeff G on March 26, 2013, 02:25:54 pm
He wasn't all that good in the final season of Damages.  Or maybe the writers just ran out of steam and gave him nothing.

You are clearly in league with the hateful hairdresser and green with envy .
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 26, 2013, 03:28:37 pm
I like Ben Affleck, rug and all.
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: WillyWump on March 26, 2013, 07:27:33 pm
OK Mecch ... lets test your Toupee or not toupee spotting ability on Ryan Phillippe .
I say no Toupee but my Hair Stylist buddy says Toupee . You may need to find other pics to complete the challenge .


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000202/

It looks like a toupe to me.

Trump said on the Apprentice the other night that he combs all his hair forward and then "doubles it back" over his head. That's his "style".

Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: tednlou2 on March 27, 2013, 12:21:24 am
Real or piece?  I say toupee.  He wears a baseball cap almost all the time.  We are bff's, after our encounter in South Beach, so maybe I will call and ask him. 


(http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv22/tedunk/photo_zpse2e502d4.jpg)
Title: Re: Trumps toupee crawls away .
Post by: mecch on March 27, 2013, 06:17:36 am
Enrique Iglesias does have really bad hair styles, doesn't he.  Bad wigs, that is. And he's a handsome guy and approaching forty. He should just buzz what he has and go natural, it would be a lot more macho.