Author Topic: The good person test (Read 11040 times)

Dachshund · « **on:** June 01, 2008, 02:38:02 pm »

Did you pass?

http://www.goodpersontest.com/

thunter34 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:17:09 pm »

Well, in addition to being a lying, theiving, blasphemous adulterer, I can also add "stupid" to my credentials because I clicked on the wrong thing and started watching that insufferable video.

Love how even if you start to argue against the judgments of "the test", it eventually removes all choices except to say "you're right, i should go to hell". LOL.

Hmmm....could it be that everyone will fail the test because the test is set up for everyone to fail it from the start? I mean, come on...to simply be angry at someone is = to being a murderer?

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:21:10 pm »

I really didn't need a quiz to tell me I'm not a good Christian.

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:45:29 pm »

When discussing god, I always use a lower case "g" to avoid appearing pretentious

Have the best day
Michael

BT65 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:47:14 pm »

Well, I made it to the part where it said something about God providing a way out and throwing out Bible verses. I'm about the same as you though, Timmy. Ah well.

Winiroo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2008, 07:49:25 pm »

Being a lying, thieving, blasphemous, murderous, adulterer at heart is exhausting work.
I wouldn't mind a vacation but ummm lake of fire sounds uncomfortable. I wonder if they have mosquito problems.
You know, I am very fair skinned. Lake of fire sounds like it might not offer too many shaded areas.

I think I'll have to pass.

J.R.E. · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:20:16 pm »

I'm a dirty rotten scondrel that is going to rot in Hell. I hope the humidity is low...

Ray

Dachshund · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:28:00 pm »

Quote from: J.R.E. on June 01, 2008, 08:20:16 pm

I'm a dirty rotten scondrel that is going to rot in Hell. I hope the humidity is low...

Ray

You didn't need to test.

anniebc · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2008, 09:52:43 pm »

Quote from: Dachshund on June 01, 2008, 02:38:02 pm

Did you pass?

Nope, failed miserably...

I've obviously murdered quite a few people..and got away with it..or did I?..

Hugs
Jan

rondrond · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2008, 11:26:39 pm »

Well, my goose is pretty much cooked.

But there will be hell to pay if I get put on someones Spam list....

Jeff G · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2008, 11:29:22 pm »

When I do rotton nasty things I always ask for forgiveness so if someone drops a house on me I can still beat the system , so this test is meaningless to the forgiven like me .... really

MarkB · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2008, 11:51:16 pm »

No, my Celtic ass is toast, and apparently I'm going to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. And they never even got round to asking me whether I am gay!

Ax

fearless · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:14:58 am »

Heaven must be dreadfully underpopulated if that is the test. what a load of bollocks.

MarkB · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:28:21 am »

Actually, you can't win. At all. If you tell them you've been Good, you get this message:

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Unfortunately, you don't see yourself as God sees you. The Bible says all men are sinners, until you're ready to admit that you can't continue this test.

Take the test again.

Next ...

Okealyshire · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:39:20 am »

Quote from: Winiroo on June 01, 2008, 07:49:25 pm

I wouldn't mind a vacation but ummm lake of fire sounds uncomfortable. I wonder if they have mosquito problems.

Fire keeps mosquitos away, so you should be ok. But I'll bring some Deet with me anyways, since according to the test I suspect I'll be seeing you there

thunter34 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:24:00 am »

Quote from: aelwyd on June 02, 2008, 12:28:21 am

Actually, you can't win. At all. If you tell them you've been Good, you get this message:

Told ya! (So add "know it all" to my rap sheet!)

This test totally sounds like it comes from that guy that always pals around with Kirk Cameron. The unfamous one. He's always going around places and shoving micropohones in people's faces and giving them that same go around about how rotten they really are.

Dachshund · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:31:20 am »

You sodomites sound surprised by the results.

minismom · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:38:30 am »

Add my confirmation to the list of attendees. I agree with Thunderlicious, the way this thing is set up, you just can't win. It's a crock of crap.

thunter34 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:48:15 am »

Quote from: minismom on June 02, 2008, 09:38:30 am

Add my confirmation to the list of attendees. It's a crock of crap.

And there you have it.

MarkB · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:06:59 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on June 02, 2008, 09:31:20 am

You sodomites sound surprised by the results.

The sodomites may have been surprised, but us onanists knew it all along ...

While I was looking up the meaning of the word sodomy (

) I found the following web reference interesting:

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Learn more about "sodomy" and related topics at Britannica.com

Find Jobs in Your City

thunter34 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:28:46 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on June 02, 2008, 09:31:20 am

You sodomites sound surprised by the results.

I'm not suprised by the results - I'm suprised by what I was charged with. Murder, theft and blasphemy? It didn't even let me get to my most popular damning feature.

(Preparing to get out a shovel and start digging, I suppose)

Dachshund · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:55:08 am »

Quote from: minismom on June 02, 2008, 09:38:30 am

Add my confirmation to the list of attendees. I agree with Thunderlicious, the way this thing is set up, you just can't win. It's a crock of crap.

nothin' gets past you two brainiacs

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:01:29 am »

Quote from: aelwyd on June 02, 2008, 10:06:59 am

While I was looking up the meaning of the word sodomy ( ) I found the following web reference interesting:

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Learn more about "sodomy" and related topics at Britannica.com

Find Jobs in Your City

Well . . . Britannica eh?

Life really is different in the UK

thunter34 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:05:47 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on June 02, 2008, 10:55:08 am

nothin' gets past you two brainiacs

Even if you absolutely refuse to give in to the forced answers ("NO, I have NEVER lied, stolen, etc"), it still hits you with:

"Well, you may not realize but those are only 5 of the 10 commandments anyway."

It then gives you all that bit about not seeing yourself as God sees you.

MarkB · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:33:42 am »

Quote from: thunter34 on June 02, 2008, 11:05:47 am

"Well, you may not realize but those are only 5 of the 10 commandments anyway."

You mean ... there are ten of them??

DCGUY2007 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:42:04 am »

I took the test. Very interesting but from my understanding of the bible it also mentions that God reads people 'hearts'. He knows we are all sinners and he will read a persons heart come judgment day despites mistakes they may have made in life. He also states I think Jesus did "He who has not sin let him cast the first stone". So obviously we are all sinners.

In the final analyzous only God (if you believe in him) can judge us. Humans all have flaws. I thinks God looks at a persons entire life there experiences, challenges they have overcome or have a difficult time overcoming and then makes a judgement.

The bible also says we are created in Gods image and God love shumans as much as his only son. Which is why he sent his only begotten son down here to sacrifice his life to forgive us because we are sinnter. God considers us his children. If this is the case look at how many of our parents have accepted us despite be religious and being brought up to belief homosexually is an abomination. Many of these same parents still love us and value us. If they can do this and they are also imperfect, just imagine how much God can love us.

I think the christian right is going to be very very very surprised to see many Gays in heaven when many of these same religious people may not make it because they didn't have a humble loving heart.

Even Jesus went to the Pharises who professed to be serving God and turn their tables over and basically called them hypocrites. Jesus healed Lepors who most people wouldn't even interact with he also forgave prostitutes whe others shunned. He also saif love your neighbor as you love yourself. He didn't say what type of neighbor. Just to love your neighbor as you lover yourself.

So in the end I think I might be okay after all.

Okealyshire · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:53:36 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on June 02, 2008, 11:05:47 am

Even if you absolutely refuse to give in to the forced answers ("NO, I have NEVER lied, stolen, etc"), it still hits you with:

"Well, you may not realize but those are only 5 of the 10 commandments anyway."

It then gives you all that bit about not seeing yourself as God sees you.

So if you're a "bad" person, you're doomed because of your actions. If you're a "good" person, you're doomed because god still sees you as bad.

That presents a very intriguing theological position, actually. One could observe that god has preordained all god's creation to damnation, regardless of what the created beings believe or how they behave. One could further surmise that god therefore just doesn't give a rat's ass (or a god's ass) what the created beings believe or do, and has simply given up with humans (thus admitting that god fucked up) and gone on to tinker with some other aspect of the universe for a while. One could logically conclude, then, that prayer is ineffective, that expectation of events that violate the laws of physics is fantasy, and that preparing for judgement is pointless.

Seize the day, and all that. I like

thunter34 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:59:58 pm »

Quote from: DCGUY2007 on June 02, 2008, 11:42:04 am

In the final analyzous only God (if you believe in him) can judge us. Humans all have flaws. I thinks God looks at a persons entire life there experiences, challenges they have overcome or have a difficult time overcoming and then makes a judgement.

The bible also says we are created in Gods image and God love shumans as much as his only son. Which is why he sent his only begotten son down here to sacrifice his life to forgive us because we are sinnter. God considers us his children. If this is the case look at how many of our parents have accepted us despite be religious and being brought up to belief homosexually is an abomination. Many of these same parents still love us and value us. If they can do this and they are also imperfect, just imagine how much God can love us.

There are those who would say God WILL judge us...even if we DON'T believe in Him.

And see...there's the thing that hangs me: If God is all-knowing, all-powerful, etc...what exactly is the need for all the death sacrifice business? And He's forgiving us for what? Behaving like mortals? Not being perfect like a God? If we are all so horrible - and we are God's creation - doesn't that make us technically God's mistake? And if we are God's mistake, then God isn't perfect either...right? And I've always heard it preached that God is "a jealous God"...that's a character flaw, right? Why does a life need to be sacrificed for this forgiveness? Can't God just say, "It's OK. I forgive you"? Humans manage to do it that way...so why can't God? Or just say, "POOF! Talking snake be gone!" and be done with it?

And as for God loving us like his children...hate to say it, but: There isn't a human being alive that would have been given the leeway God has been given regarding his children. Allowing them to suffer from starvation and disease, etc? DFACS would have swooped in long ago.

I have to say: the more immersed in religion I get, the further away from a connection to any concept of God I become. $:-\$

BlueMoon · « **Reply #28 on:** June 02, 2008, 01:39:16 pm »

Of course I passed. You mean no one else did?

Tut tut peoples, y'all just need a good churchin' up.

Okealyshire · « **Reply #29 on:** June 02, 2008, 02:31:39 pm »

Here's where you can go to get some churching up.

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thunter34 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:12:12 pm »

Those Wal-Martians are some devout soda drinkers from the looks of things.

MarkB · « **Reply #31 on:** June 02, 2008, 06:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Okealyshire on June 02, 2008, 12:53:36 pm

That presents a very intriguing theological position, actually. One could observe that god has preordained all god's creation to damnation, regardless of what the created beings believe or how they behave.

Of course, if you really want to wreck your afternoon, you could spend time reading up on that other very intriguing theological position: double predestination.

On second thoughts, don't - you deserve better ...

CaptCarl · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:12:02 pm »

I really hate fundie-Christian bullshit that initially masquerades itself as something light hearted and fun. I turned it off as soon as I saw the first reference to God. Who took the fun out of fundamenalism anyway?

CaptCarl (who wonders if there are still shoreside condos available on the lake of fire, and if I need to pay extra for a boatslip for my asbestos-hulled luxury yacht, SS Unrepentant Sodomite?)

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #33 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:40:25 pm »

Matty the Damned is gonna burn.

Enthusiastically.

MtD

MOONLIGHT1114 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:37:22 pm »

I'm burning and am starting to peel already.

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #35 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:13:29 pm »

Once again when it comes to insights on Christianity I refer to cartoons.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IxP68cb2lT0

Okealyshire · « **Reply #36 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:54:24 pm »

Quote from: aelwyd on June 02, 2008, 06:15:23 pm

Of course, if you really want to wreck your afternoon, you could spend time reading up on that other very intriguing theological position: double predestination.

On second thoughts, don't - you deserve better ...

This is really a quite hilarious remark, given that the Calvinistic position of double predestination essentially takes away one's ability to choose one's own destination, and therefore eliminates the notion that one can "deserve" anything

MarkB · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:53:03 am »

I just knew you'd spot it!

Okealyshire · « **Reply #38 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:41:04 pm »

You did that for me? Oh, I'm so falling in love! *swoon*

Ann · « **Reply #39 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:27:11 pm »

Predestination? I much prefer prestidigitation myself - although some might argue they're not very different.

Dachshund · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:32:44 pm »

I got the proof nonbelievers.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/06/wow_is_this_stupid_or_what.php

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