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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: lydgate on January 08, 2007, 09:20:52 pm
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For all our random thoughts. (First time round was fun.)
I can't decide whether to order papaya salad or silver-noodle salad.
One of my perverted tastes is enjoying drinking whisky from a wine glass.
Big Love isn't as good as the other HBO series.
Jay
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I can't wait to go home.
I wonder if Bjork is done with that round-the-world boat trip thing she did.
I would kill for Vitamin Water right now.
Most of my friends are being assholes right now... I think I'll ignore them until they come to me, and then we can pretend like nothing ever happened.
I mean, if you wanna get so into coke that you can't pull your head out of your ass... I'm kinda done with you until you make yourself somewhat more tolerable...
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16 years in the one organisation is far too long.
why am i stuck in the office when it is warm and sunny outside.
do i really give a rats ar*e that carrier frequency 569.224 MHz has been planned but not allocated in Hobart?
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Graduate school is so something I should have finished with in the twentieth century.
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I could so win at Boggle if I was allowed to make up words.
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Um, the point of this thread is to throw random thoughts out?
1. Always wondered why some men prefer smuts over a good woman. Doesn't a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets mean anything anymore.
2. Wonders why some people are more interested in a person's bank account other than other things that really count.
3. Wonders why I can't seem to date anyone outside my race. I'm not hard on the eye but am seriously tired of the brothas.
4. Wonders why I have gotten more offers of sex from gay men here than straight men here or in person.
*sighs*
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I'm still laughing over Thomas's apple themed kitchen. :D
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1. Wonders why Queen's parents decided to live anywhere else but Miami, Florida... it's too late now Queen this boys taken already.
2. Who wonders if Ann would have laughed at an orange themed kitchen just the same.
3. Who wonders if my lawn mower will start on the first pull today.
4. Who hopes Gabby will opt for cereal instead of scrambled eggs when she wakes up.
5. Who wonders why they have expiration dates on croutons... it's just stale bread anyways
6. Who wonders how ex wife #1 got a 5 bedroom house for free... Habitat for Humanity loves the criminals too.
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I'd like to personally test the theory that money can't buy happiness.
It's 2007. Where is Moon Base Alpha? Where is my android manservant? Why am I not taking my jetpack to work? The future sure isn't what it used to be.
I wonder if my yard is big enough for an alpaca.
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I think you just can't compare apples to oranges.
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Wonders what mile markers are for. I cant seem to figure out if they are counting forward or backward and from what, to what.
Wonders why people put the Make and Model of their cars on their license plates? Dont they know we can SEE what they are driving in?
Wonders why he comes with a disclaimer when his friends introduce him to their friends?
<--Would totally nail Queen if I wasnt married to the most wonderful girl on earth. But hey, im a manslut so I bet you have higher standards than me!
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Why does the Jolly Green Giant say " Ho Ho Ho "
Is un tangling iPod earphones the modern day equivelant of the Rubiks Cube ?
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most women are programmed to nurture and be loving but i'm not sure what men are programmed to do
I'd like to personally test the theory that money can't buy happiness.
Why does the Jolly Green Giant say " Ho Ho Ho "
excellent stuff!
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Today feels very artificial... especially when walking past brightly colored 19th century houses on a cloudy day.
I'm excited for the guy I like to come over tonight... we're gonna watch Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom. I've never seen it and am quite excited.
Since we're watching films about fascists, I want to show him Triumph of the Will.
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Testing GSO's theory, do i need to justify spending $500 on a pair of limited edition DC 20-94 trainers and cap, or should I just do it anyway?
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A freshly laundered crisp white shirt is a thing of joy.
Another perverted taste: I enjoy singing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is youuuuu" in the shower.
I wish afternoon napping were culturally mandatory.
(ps to Benj: Are you sure you want watch Salo with this guy? It is so not a date movie. I know you're not fainthearted, but there are after all scenes of coprophagy and penis-slitting. Followed by a Riefenstahl documentary?!?)
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Why do I find Pamela Anderson hot?....
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1. Wondering when my heart will heal over the ex.
2. How come there are braile markings on the drive through ATM?
3. Where is Moffie?
4. What can I do at 8 tomorrow night other than watch Bush speak?
5. Can anyone get beyond this fat body of mine and love me for what's inside?
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Should I pick up my laundry or have lunch?
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I wish afternoon napping were culturally mandatory.
Since it is not, I've made it a hobby ;)
2. How come there are braile markings on the drive through ATM?
Biggums, now that is truly a good question. ??? ;) :D
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1. Wonders why Queen's parents decided to live anywhere else but Miami, Florida... it's too late now Queen this boys taken already.
Actually, it was my Mom who lived in Miami for 12 yrs with my baby sister before she decided to come back to Pa. She hurried up and left when winter came and took me with her. If I would've known you Thomas instead, I probably would've came out better than the dude I did get with who infected me.
<--Would totally nail Queen if I wasnt married to the most wonderful girl on earth. But hey, im a manslut so I bet you have higher standards than me!
Far be it from me to be a homewrecker or a hater, AC, but I did ask once if you had a brother. ;) Your wifey is a very lucky woman. Can I clone you?
Why does the Jolly Green Giant say " Ho Ho Ho "
Hmmm, my guess is because he didn't want to use their real names. I heard it was Sara Lee and Betty Crocker. ;)
Why do I find Pamela Anderson hot?....Why does anyone? It's those tits. But wonders why Pam is always hooking up with a rocker?
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I think we view our pets as innocent, as in: They never wronged anyone. Notice how we say "Good kitty" "Good doggy" ;D
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It's easy to mistake Viread for Viagra in the sauna locker room
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Plus I hate the sound of fan heaters (aural Valium)
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My stomach feels uneasy. I hate taking niacin.
Everything today feels so cumbersome.
God bless all of those American Presidents who so unselfishly gave up their lives so that I might have Monday off. bless them! Every one!
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(ps to Benj: Are you sure you want watch Salo with this guy? It is so not a date movie. I know you're not fainthearted, but there are after all scenes of coprophagy and penis-slitting. Followed by a Riefenstahl documentary?!?)
I had absolutely no visceral reactions to the movie... it was intellectually fascinating, and the dialogue was brilliant... however, I found the sort of documentary-esque cinematography prevented me from connecting emotionally with the on-screen action.
It was, and I am going to sound so very pretentious here... so please excuse me... intensely Brechtian, and I was very impressed with the director's ability to show the most extreme limits of human depravity and corruption without getting the audience emotionally involved with what was going on with the characters on screen.
Absolutely brilliant film.
Thank you, college. I now have no friends. :D
We didn't watch Triumph of the Will afterwards... we watched Scrubs.
Not So Random Thought of the Day
I like Scrubs a lot.
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I wish I knew all of what Benj's signature line meant.
I get something about 'butt sex with hot guys'.
Figures I would get that part in any language.
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I wish I knew all of what Benj's signature line meant.
I get something about 'butt sex with hot guys'.
Figures I would get that part in any language.
Very good!
I'm joking with franglais... a lot of the stuff is literally written out and would be nonsensical in French.
It would translate roughly as "Day 3 of the Quebec Roadtrip: My friends and I have tried to find the poutine restaurant combination bathhouse (because I'd like to have buttsex with hot guys), but my electronic franglais dictionary seems to be malfunctioning; I'm stuck here, and there's not a damn person here who understands me.
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Yorkshire is a place... Yorkshire is a state of mind
wagamama's takeout - why have i only just discovered this wondrous thing?
girl in coffee shop down the road, dead ringer for Ines Sastre - frequency of visits acceptable to avoid suspicion of stalking...? :)
i own 7 scarfs
Kate
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Very good!
I'm joking with franglais... a lot of the stuff is literally written out and would be nonsensical in French.
It would translate roughly as "Day 3 of the Quebec Roadtrip: My friends and I have tried to find the poutine restaurant combination bathhouse (because I'd like to have buttsex with hot guys), but my electronic franglais dictionary seems to be malfunctioning; I'm stuck here, and there's not a damn person here who understands me.
OMG! I pretty much had the whole thing right to begin with! And I have never studied French!
Now that's random!
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Why does the Jolly Green Giant say " Ho Ho Ho "
Hmmm, my guess is because he didn't want to use their real names. I heard it was Sara Lee and Betty Crocker. ;)
oh okay! :D :D Now we need to figure out the 3rd ho (who might not even be female)
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oh okay! :D :D Now we need to figure out the 3rd ho (who might not even be female)
PROBABLY THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY.
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PROBABLY THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY.
yes - the PDB likes to be stretched
that explains his big smile, and the green giant's on top, c'mon, what more can he ask for?
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girl in coffee shop down the road, dead ringer for Ines Sastre - frequency of visits acceptable to avoid suspicion of stalking...? :)
oh good luck there. ... speaking of kates, kate beckinsdale sssooo sensual
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Children of Men, so disappointing. But my friend next to me was crying. I do still like Clive Owen.
I've just had a haircut. I haven't shaved in a week. I look like a convict.
I made a pact that I would write collaborative porn (literotica if you prefer). I should honor the agreement.
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Soylent Green is people.
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Off to have a couple of drinks and maybe flirt with the cute waiter C.
Sometimes I don't like being single. Sometimes I love it. This week, the latter feeling is predominant.
What little I know of holiness (which is not much) comes from poetry and music.
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Wonders why my life has been full of pain? Also wonders why it took me so long to finally feel at peace with myself. Maybe I needed to go through the pain to feel the peace?
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I'd like to invade Andorra and deliver freedom to those people
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deliver freedom
Pizza is so much easier.
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Remember the Faulklands!!!!
where is Maggie Thatcher when we really need her
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Isn't she dead?
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Isn't she dead?
Almost.
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She's not DEAD she's British
( Similar to: He's not gay, he's British!)
gee I hope you know its a joke!!!!
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I have a 5 month old puppy, and I wonder how such a small body can hold such a huge smell
I wonder why we don't have a special name for the tops of our feet
I wonder if we can take all the crazy people that walk around talking to to themselves, and pair them off so it at least LOOKS like they are have a normal conversation.
I wonder why gas always is priced in 9/10 of the last penny
I wonder if you lay awake unable to sleep because you think too much will cause your head to explode
I wonder if my ancient AMC Eagle station wagon will ever be able to outrun a Volkswagen Bus
I wonder if Heaven is really full of good Christrians, or would that be Hell?
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Why is their braille on the drive thru ATM's????
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why do they always show 2 minutes worth of commercials at the end of my fave soap? Why when a soap's character sleeps with damn near the whole town or brothers/sisters it is considered chic but do it in real life and you are a ho?
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I wouldnt consider you a ho.... experience is good. Besides I would rather have a woman who has had sex with a hundred guys than one who tried to get my ass to church or sumpin!
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Well, I have had around 20.. Still a sexual virgin... ;D
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20 is cute.
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cute huh?
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LOL yes...
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LOL yes...
I never saw your wedding photos.
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They are still on here somewhere.... someone smarter than me can find them im sure... or just look at my old posts... i think it was back in december or so.
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I know there are people who brush their teeth after EVERY meal. I'm not one of them