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Title: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 01, 2011, 10:47:34 pm
I won't pretend I know everythig, I just wanted  to get to know  you all.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Jeff G on March 01, 2011, 10:51:37 pm
And Im glad you did !
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: leatherman on March 01, 2011, 11:32:25 pm
I'm always glad to know more people from my "old home" up in Ohio, even if I have to meet them through this site. (Not because this is a "bad" site but because of the "bad" reason that we're all here)

How's the snow up there? Recently I had to quit talking about all my seedlings growing and my early planting in the garden as my "OhioFamily" was crying about another 8 inches of that white stuff.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: aztecan on March 02, 2011, 10:13:30 am
I won't pretend I know everythig, I just wanted  to get to know  you all.

Well, I'm, glad you did too!

As for knowing it all, who does?

Half the fun in life is the adventure of exploring and finding out. Life would be a terrible bore if we knew it all.

HUGS,

Mark
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 10:21:20 am
Snow?  We've had massive flooding!   We had to take shelter Monday morning due to a tornado touchdown.  Google Millersport Ohio tornado and you can see the damage.  We were in the direct path and luckily we only lost some shingles but our neighbors were crushed pretty badly.  We had no warning and it struck at 6:00 am while it was still dark.  Miss Lily was the one who alerted me and I heard the typical train horn.  It appears we're the tornado belt of Ohio as I've witnessed many of them over the years.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 10:22:23 am
Well, I'm, glad you did too!

As for knowing it all, who does?

Half the fun in life is the adventure of exploring and finding out. Life would be a terrible bore if we knew it all.

HUGS,

Mark


Yeah Mark, If we knew-it-all there wouldn't be any room for improvement, where is the fun in that  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Joe K on March 02, 2011, 10:55:44 am
I won't pretend I know everythig, I just wanted  to get to know  you all.

Welcome aboard the LTS express. We are not sure where we are headed, but we sure have a blast on the journey and to me, that is all that matters.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 11:04:44 am
I won't pretend I know everythig, I just wanted  to get to know  you all.

Welcome  ;D I'm a RED NECK TOO  grew up in rural Northern California, have you ever heard of
Stockton, Modesto or Lodi? you can't get any more country bumpkin then THIS, livivng in the central
Valley of Ca.  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 11:22:50 am
I'm originally from Ravenswood WVA.  You can't get any more rural than that.  It's so small that you can't even Google it....lol
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: leatherman on March 02, 2011, 11:23:27 am
Snow?  We've had massive flooding!   We had to take shelter Monday morning due to a tornado touchdown.  Google Millersport Ohio tornado and you can see the damage
omigosh! sounds like snow would have been better than flooding and a tornado. :D I am glad to hear you and yours are okay.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 02, 2011, 11:26:53 am
I'm originally from Ravenswood WVA.  You can't get any more rural than that.  It's so small that you can't even Google it....lol

I just found it, it's ~30 mi. south of Parkersburg on the Ohio River.  I have good family friends in Belpre so I am familiar with the area, and my father is from Huntington.  There are worse areas of West Virginia :)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 11:30:29 am
I'm originally from Ravenswood WVA.  You can't get any more rural than that.  It's so small that you can't even Google it....lol

Well, I 've got the bunions on both of my feet from wearing cowboy boots most of my adult life, I still wear them along with my Wangler Jeans and, I LOVE my FORD Pickup-truck.......is that red neck enough for ya!  :D
I've drove thur WVA about 6 yrs ago, it kinda made me home sick for Nor Cal  :)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 11:35:03 am
I just found it, it's ~30 mi. south of Parkersburg on the Ohio River.  I have good family friends in Belpre so I am familiar with the area, and my father is from Huntington.  There are worse areas of West Virginia :)

Is Miss P really a RED NECK in disguise  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Jeff G on March 02, 2011, 11:41:45 am
Is Miss P really a RED NECK in disguise  ;D

Miss P has become citified and will cut you  ;) I think we have had this conversation before about his southern heritage . 
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 11:44:07 am
Miss P has become citified and will cut you  ;) I think we have had this conversation before about his southern heritage . 

I knew there was something I always LOVED about David  ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 02, 2011, 11:50:43 am
Actually I'm removed from being a redneck by a couple generations, so don't get your hopes up.  It's all novel and alien to me.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 11:51:40 am
I just found it, it's ~30 mi. south of Parkersburg on the Ohio River.  I have good family friends in Belpre so I am familiar with the area, and my father is from Huntington.  There are worse areas of West Virginia :)

It's absolutely a great place.  My family lives throughout those parts.  Most live in an even smaller town, Portland Ohio which is right across the river.   There aren't a lot of job opportunities in the area.  For years, Kaiser was the primary employer and once they closed, most people were forced to move away.  I'd be back there in a minute if I could.  What's really strange is that they have one of the funnest gay bars I've been to in my life.  I'll save the stories of my teenage barn parties for another day.  
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 11:58:12 am
Actually I'm removed from being a redneck by a couple generations, so don't get your hopes up.  It's all novel and alien to me.

I still Love ya either way  :-*
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: aztecan on March 02, 2011, 02:51:16 pm
Holy Crap! There are gay bars in Ohio?

Who'd a thought it possible? ;)

HUGS,

Mark
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 03:09:34 pm
Holy Crap! There are gay bars in Ohio?

Who'd a thought it possible? ;)

HUGS,

Mark


The one I'm referring to is in Ravenswood, in WVA.  I've always had a weakness for southern boys with tight Levis.  Especially the really dumb ones....lol
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bear60 on March 02, 2011, 03:10:55 pm
I love men in pick up trucks.  Its when they have a confederate flag plate  and a gun rack that I get a little nervous.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 02, 2011, 03:22:39 pm
I've always had a weakness for southern boys with tight Levis.  Especially the really dumb ones....lol

With or without mullet and packing a lip?
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 03:26:43 pm
I guess our little F1 was worse than I thought.


(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/wolfter/tornado1.jpg)

(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/wolfter/tornado2.jpg)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 03:37:40 pm
I love men in pick up trucks.  Its when they have a confederate flag plate  and a gun rack that I get a little nervous.

Joel  no  confederate flag plate or gun rack here just a cooler of Ice Cold Bud and someone to share it with  and maybe a nice game of pool , winner takes all  :-*
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 03:38:19 pm
Holy Crap! There are gay bars in Ohio?

Who'd a thought it possible? ;)

HUGS,

Mark


who knew  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 02, 2011, 03:38:55 pm
fyi, a week or so ago I read on accuweather that tornadoes will possibly be much worse in the Ohio River area this season rather than more typically west of there.  Guess they were right.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 02, 2011, 03:57:12 pm
The one I'm referring to is in Ravenswood, in WVA.  I've always had a weakness for southern boys with tight Levis.  Especially the really dumb ones....lol

Well I might be kinda slow and laid-back , but I'm not dumb by any means  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 02, 2011, 04:03:21 pm
Slow and laid back works.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: rondrond on March 03, 2011, 06:53:05 am
Hi Wolfter,

just kicking back in Texas here. I'm a little modernized though as I have changed my cowboy boots for hiking bots and I don't throw bales of hay to the horses on a cold winter morning anymore since Mom sold the ranch. ...I do tend to throw my weight around the house though  :D


Ronnie




Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 03, 2011, 06:40:25 pm
Well if we're talking red necky things, I think that I may be able to join the club:

Four wheel drive fullsized pickup truck? Check

Living in a rural area? Check

In a mobile home? Check

Lots of dogs? Check

Fix own cars? Check

Own a gun? Check

Know how to use it? Check

Do I qualify? Oh, BTW, we're getting chickens this spring, so that should count for something too.

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 03, 2011, 06:43:44 pm
I love men in pick up trucks.  Its when they have a confederate flag plate  and a gun rack that I get a little nervous.

Oh come on Joel! The gun rack is great for attaching handcuffs to.... And the confederate flag is good for wiping your dick on when you're done cornholin' 'em.

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 03, 2011, 07:15:41 pm
Oh come on Joel! The gun rack is great for attaching handcuffs to.... And the confederate flag is good for wiping your dick on when you're done cornholin' 'em.

CaptCarl

I prefer a dirty ole t-shirt, to wipe off my dick, and my 45. auto keeps sliding out from under my seat, full size truck? does a 98 FORD RANGER  Super cab  XLT 4.0 v6 F150 engine Super cab work? you were the one that told me NOT to buy a new one, if I only had less then 50K on it  ;D and you were right, I didn't, I still have it, and it works like a charm, but it cost me about 1,800 to get it fixed last month @ RICH FORD, they did a great job, and it purrs like a kitten now, Carl Thanks for the good advice about keeping it, it paid off, now I have no need for a new for the next 300,000 miles , that FORD will probably out live me ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 03, 2011, 09:26:24 pm
Well if we're talking red necky things, I think that I may be able to join the club:

Four wheel drive fullsized pickup truck? Check  Nope! S10 with rear wheel drive

Living in a rural area? Check  Definitely

In a mobile home? Check Not yet

Lots of dogs? Check Just one, a beautiful multicultural

Fix own cars? Check  Do I have to

Own a gun? Check Duh, i'd be kicked out of the club

Know how to use it? Check  We'll just say yes

Do I qualify? Oh, BTW, we're getting chickens this spring, so that should count for something too.

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 04, 2011, 08:02:35 pm
I prefer a dirty ole t-shirt, to wipe off my dick, and my 45. auto keeps sliding out from under my seat, full size truck? does a 98 FORD RANGER  Super cab  XLT 4.0 v6 F150 engine Super cab work? you were the one that told me NOT to buy a new one, if I only had less then 50K on it  ;D and you were right, I didn't, I still have it, and it works like a charm, but it cost me about 1,800 to get it fixed last month @ RICH FORD, they did a great job, and it purrs like a kitten now, Carl Thanks for the good advice about keeping it, it paid off, now I have no need for a new for the next 300,000 miles , that FORD will probably out live me ;)

Dennis-
  The Ranger is one of the few Official Vehicles of The East Mountains. They're tough and will run forever. My neighbor has one that he beats the shit out of every day, 297,000 miles on the clock and it keeps on going. Engine has never been apart. If I could fit in one comfortably, I might consider one. That's why I drive an AMC Eagle ;) It too will never die... I hope

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 04, 2011, 08:04:50 pm


Wolfter-

  Welcome to The Club Bubba!!!!! :D :D :D


CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 04, 2011, 08:08:40 pm
Dennis-
  The Ranger is one of the few Official Vehicles of The East Mountains. They're tough and will run forever. My neighbor has one that he beats the shit out of every day, 297,000 miles on the clock and it keeps on going. Engine has never been apart. If I could fit in one comfortably, I might consider one. That's why I drive an AMC Eagle ;) It too will never die... I hope

CaptCarl

The RICH FORD service manager wanted to buy it for $5,000 after he found out that it was still in presteen condition, but I told him, that it sits in the driveway most of the time, but he still wanted to buy it, he said"when you get ready to trade that ranger in on something new, Please come and see me" however I declined his offer and said no thanks, I'll just keep what I got  ;)

Edited to add:  it's got a new transmission (re-built in 2007) I've done everything in the book, that it says to do, and it runs great, and passes the smog every yr. and the tags are only 50 bucks a yr.  :)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bear60 on March 05, 2011, 12:18:30 pm
Captn Carl............................I'm sorry I missed that encounter.  We all know they aint gettin it from the wives. 
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 05, 2011, 01:20:34 pm
Captn Carl............................I'm sorry I missed that encounter.  We all know they aint gettin it from the wives.  

Oh come on Joel, here in Bubba land we get it any way we can ;D just ask Carl, he aint lying. and we don't hate Gays, and we give out Drivers license to ANY Illegal Aliens who might need them, here in bubba land you can check out, but you can't ever leave, that's why it's called the land of entrapment, and I love it here, been here 9 yrs now   ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bear60 on March 05, 2011, 03:34:02 pm
Dennis....Honey Honey.....and I mean that with all due respect...I may LIVE in Philadelphia, but I was raised in THE SOUTH.  Not unlike our dear precious Miss P.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 05, 2011, 03:57:45 pm
Dennis....Honey Honey.....and I mean that with all due respect...I may LIVE in Philadelphia, but I was raised in THE SOUTH.  Not unlike our dear precious Miss P.

 ;) I gotcha Joel  :-*  Carl & I was just having some fun here  :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 05, 2011, 04:04:04 pm
Don't let Joel fool you -- he comes from a line of elitist college professors transplanted to the South.  I'm the one who had the grandparents that owned a tobacco farm that was run like a Virginia plantation, and knows how to cook a salt-cured country ham.

My biscuits are also without equal.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 05, 2011, 04:11:11 pm
Don't let Joel fool you -- he comes from a line of elitist college professors transplanted to the South.  I'm the one who had the grandparents that owned a tobacco farm that was run like a Virginia plantation, and knows how to cook a salt-cured country ham.

My biscuits are also without equal.

 Oh my....d'yum.....Will you marry me David  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: wolfter on March 05, 2011, 04:30:23 pm
Got me to thinking about some of the conversations with my cousins and such from down home.  We were all partying a few ago and I used the word "an thesis" and my cousin froze stone cold in the middle of hitting his bowl while most of the other turned into zombies staring at me.  Luckily, I had another cousin there who graduated from Purdue and I asked if I said something wrong.  He said; "nope, you used a 4 syllable word".
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 06, 2011, 11:13:27 am
Got me to thinking about some of the conversations with my cousins and such from down home.  We were all partying a few ago and I used the word "an thesis" and my cousin froze stone cold in the middle of hitting his bowl while most of the other turned into zombies staring at me.  Luckily, I had another cousin there who graduated from Purdue and I asked if I said something wrong.  He said; "nope, you used a 4 syllable word".

Welcome to New Mexico dude. Even a two syllable word can garner that look around here...
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: aztecan on March 07, 2011, 01:55:47 am
My biscuits are also without equal.

That's true, I've seen them! ;D

HUGS,

Mark
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 07, 2011, 10:06:51 am
That's true, I've seen them! ;D

HUGS,

Mark


Shit Mark, I'm so jealous of you  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bear60 on March 07, 2011, 10:18:54 am

"I'm the one who had the grandparents that owned a tobacco farm that was run like a Virginia plantation, and knows how to cook a salt-cured country ham." quote


Hey David
Were you the "over-seerer" for the tenant farmers? In heels and carrying a whip.
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 07, 2011, 10:51:53 am
"I'm the one who had the grandparents that owned a tobacco farm that was run like a Virginia plantation, and knows how to cook a salt-cured country ham." quote


Hey David
Were you the "over-seerer" for the tenant farmers? In heels and carrying a whip.

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 12:07:09 pm
Welcome to New Mexico dude. Even a two syllable word can garner that look around here...

Oh come on Carl, you know me, THINK (we've met before) I'm one of the 7th dogs in your pack of six, (in human form) and I've been missing for YEARS, but you just haven't realized this yet woof woof  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 08, 2011, 01:10:31 pm
Oh come on Carl, you know me, THINK (we've met before) I'm one of the 7th dogs in your pack of six, (in human form) and I've been missing for YEARS, but you just haven't realized this yet woof woof  ;D

I'm afraid to ask. Ummmm, did we fuck or something? :o

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 01:13:25 pm
I'm afraid to ask. Ummmm, did we fuck or something? :o

CaptCarl

 I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!"

2) He's woofy!

3) Woof, Woof

4) woofers to ya
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: aztecan on March 08, 2011, 03:11:00 pm
I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!"

2) He's woofy!

3) Woof, Woof

4) woofers to ya

Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark


Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 03:16:41 pm
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark




YES, exactly Mark  ;D I like the part when they do hear you, it's not a bad thing  :D oh come on Carl, don't fret cause it aint that deep  :-* you said you worked @ UNM, so you've seen me before, but you just don't know me cause we've never met  ;) you too Mark, you've seen me before  ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Jeff G on March 08, 2011, 05:11:27 pm
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark





I was at a mall once while obviously looking at a  hunk of a guy walking towards me , my buddy was doing the same creepy thing creepy while walking back towards me , we met in the middle of the aisle by smacking into each other so hard it almost knocked me down .

The guy walked on by with a look of disgust on his face leaving me and my red faced friend telling the other to watch the fuck out where you are going .
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 05:36:20 pm

I was at a mall once while obviously looking at a  hunk of a guy walking towards me , my buddy was doing the same creepy thing creepy while walking back towards me , we met in the middle of the aisle by smacking into each other so hard it almost knocked me down .

The guy walked on by with a look of disgust on his face leaving me and my red faced friend telling the other to watch the fuck out where you are going .

I once saw a guy (hunk of a dude) @ Best Buy, I was looking to buy a new notebook this past Xmas, he was showing me the ones he had, but I was looking @ his basket. and I looked up and said "Oh I'm sorry what did u say" and he said, do you want me to get a mop?  :D :D :D and then I pointed to his basket, and said "Ill take that one joking" and he gave me the most meanest look EVER  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 08, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
I think I'm one of those guys as well. I always thought I was really obvious, but most people I know are always so surprised when they find out :o
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

Marky-
   Why blush and turn away. It's far more entertaining to watch them freak :D

CaptCarl

Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 06:39:03 pm
I think I'm one of those guys as well. I always thought I was really obvious, but most people I know are always so surprised when they find out :o
Marky-
   Why blush and turn away. It's far more entertaining to watch them freak :D

CaptCarl



I Love it when they do, they give you this look, like huh? WTF just happened here, I do this often to see if they are actually paying attention, it's soooo much fun , and nothing to be ashamed of or afraid of
Trust me, they won't hit ya, if they don't wanna get SUED :D I cannot speak for other parts of the country
but at least here in good ole Albuquerque they won't  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 08, 2011, 06:50:00 pm
I Love it when they do, they give you this look, like huh? WTF just happened here, I do this often to see if they are actually paying attention, it's soooo much fun , and nothing to be ashamed of or afraid of
Trust me, they won't hit ya, if they don't wanna get SUED :D I cannot speak for other parts of the country
but at least here in good ole Albuquerque they won't  ;D

As I have found, most guys keep their yaps shut when confronted directly with it. Especially when you're bigger than they are, and not just heightwise.

CaptCarl
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: rondrond on March 08, 2011, 07:32:01 pm
My problem was they wanted a menage-a-trois with their girl... ::)

I been in a lot of places in my life...but never there...
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 07:41:16 pm
My problem was they wanted a menage-a-trois with their girl... ::)

I been in a lot of places in my life...but never there...

I have  ;D I love to watch anybody gay,str8 whatever, fuck, I get off on it, but I'm just as gay as all of you are, I'm just a lot older, except for Mark, were the same age  ;D and of course Ronnie is a little older then me
SHIT, there isn't ANYTHING I haven't seen or done in sex before with whoever  ;D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: rondrond on March 08, 2011, 08:04:41 pm
you are a bad boy... I like bad boys... :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 08, 2011, 08:07:47 pm
you are a bad boy... I like bad boys... :D

Oh hunnie,  :-* I used to be a bad boy, I'm kinda to old for a lot of that stuff now, however I still have found memories  :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bearby on March 09, 2011, 10:33:08 am
NONE of y'all can be no whar near as country as I am fer sure  ;D !
 ( I am saying all this in the dialect of my forebear's which is of course meaning i am allowing my country twang to get out of it's hiding place ( ok closet lawdy me  with ne thing in a closet I busted the hinges off that door to get out now here I am once again busting down a door to let things roam freely on their own OYE !).
 Now while I had an absentee father and a drunken whorish mother I managed to sum how get thru the past 51 years learning whut I could thanks to my rural family life life meaning I can change my own oil and even do a tune up on our pick 'em truck when needed to save money ( and which one of us doesn't need to be that  :) !
I can till a field ( altho I sure got ta holdin tha hold the regins of a  mule or horse (wich ever one had been bought tha year afore with money made selling veggies from the garden a course ) to pull a fer real plow when I wuz younger ) and how to even git on ma hand's & knees to pull weed's from between the row's of planted crops .
 Now which one of ya can even rember using an out howse or slop jar I bet none of ya can  can ya ( much less standing on the front porch in the middle of tha night to leave a whizz cuz the trail ta tha out house was dark cuz that wasn't any lites  along the path ta it ).
 Now whereas I have an college edumacation I stil retain the value's that were instilled in my pshyche during those times  taint nuttin like simply gittin dirty to make U r life better in more way's that one !
 NOW if that don't make me a bubba then sum one need's to flat out tell me whut on earth I am !!!!!
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: bearby on March 09, 2011, 10:42:22 am
Mon Capitain we might all be getting older but for those that simply hate that idea follow these words   ;).
1) When U begin to feel old then by all means feel some one else  :o
 ( I myself felt old age's ago and then began to feel some one else who happens to be a man 15 year's my Senior making him on the verge of now turning 66 to my 51 and I  sure have not regretted any day of our past 25 year's together  that much I an Proud to say !).
2) Age is a state of mind and if U don't like the state U r in  MOVE
( only problem with that statement is that I have moved so many times the only state I know I am always in is InSaNiTy  ;D :D!!!)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: rondrond on March 09, 2011, 12:04:20 pm
Before they bought the Trailer Park in Waco, my Gparents raised cotton and Gmom had farm animals...

Visiting during the summer, I would have to feed chickens and milk the cow...
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 09, 2011, 12:45:39 pm
Before they bought the Trailer Park in Waco, my Gparents raised cotton and Gmom had farm animals...

Visiting during the summer, I would have to feed chickens and milk the cow...

Ronnie, I often wondered what it would be like to be used like a farm animal , ( a working dog or a ranch hand) old fantasy of mine  :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: Jeff G on March 09, 2011, 12:57:55 pm
Ronnie, I often wondered what it would be like to be used like a farm animal , ( a working dog or a ranch hand) old fantasy of mine  :D


No matter how much you want it I'm not ringing your neck and frying you up . 
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 09, 2011, 01:06:06 pm

No matter how much you want it I'm not ringing your neck and frying you up .  

 :D no no no, I mean like one of those Australian Shepperd-dogs that herd sheep, or and undocumented laborer ranch hand, that lives in the back and works for the overseer  ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: rondrond on March 09, 2011, 01:56:59 pm
..lonely
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: leatherman on March 09, 2011, 03:11:08 pm
taint nuttin like simply gittin dirty to make U r life better
as one who has spent the last two days out planting my home-grown seedlings in the garden, cleaning out several large flowers beds, digging and leveling out a section of the backyard for the above ground pool that I plan to be in by the end of April, and then raking and sowing grass seeds in the front lawn where I pulled out the hawkweed last season, I totally agree that there's nothing better, more satisfying (and tiring!) than being dirty. Especially when it's a hot, sweaty kind of dirty. ;) 8) :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 09, 2011, 03:33:58 pm
..lonely

Naw not really, just having some fun with whoever wants to play along, no harm , no foul......right  ;)
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: denb45 on March 09, 2011, 03:35:36 pm
as one who has spent the last two days out planting my home-grown seedlings in the garden, cleaning out several large flowers beds, digging and leveling out a section of the backyard for the above ground pool that I plan to be in by the end of April, and then raking and sowing grass seeds in the front lawn where I pulled out the hawkweed last season, I totally agree that there's nothing better, more satisfying (and tiring!) than being dirty. Especially when it's a hot, sweaty kind of dirty. ;) 8) :D

Mikie, I would love to see you sweaty kinda dirty  ;D could be fun, you never know  :D
Title: Re: country bumpkin
Post by: CaptCarl on March 09, 2011, 04:13:07 pm
Mon Capitain we might all be getting older but for those that simply hate that idea follow these words   ;).
1) When U begin to feel old then by all means feel some one else  :o
 ( I myself felt old age's ago and then began to feel some one else who happens to be a man 15 year's my Senior making him on the verge of now turning 66 to my 51 and I  sure have not regretted any day of our past 25 year's together  that much I an Proud to say !).

Agreed. Norm is 16 years my senior. Making him 62 and me 46 this year. But we are 20 years short of being together for 25 years. Congrats.

CaptCarl (who cannot wait to celebrate 25 years with Norm)