Author Topic: My boyfriend had sex with Jennifer Lopez yesterday... (Read 14237 times)

blondbeauty · « **on:** April 08, 2007, 12:10:30 pm »

That was his Sustiva dream. The worst of all is he liked it...I am so jealous...

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2007, 02:28:00 pm »

I spent an entire night running from Paul and Linda McCartney once... They had a gun and were trying to kill me after doing some voice work on one of their demos. Have the best night
Michael

Life · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2007, 02:31:46 pm »

To weird.... I was sandwiched between Butch and Sundance last night...

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red_Dragon888 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2007, 09:34:48 pm »

that is sex and life. so did you dream of someone?

blondbeauty · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2007, 03:32:01 pm »

No. Unfortunately my brain is always blank. I am a blonde flight attendant... $:-\$

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:10:18 pm »

Hey Juan,

I was getting ready to sail my boat to Mexico the other day when Angelina Jolie drove up in her jeep. She and Jon Voight got out to help drain the water out of the bilge and install air conditioning. As Angelina Jolie was explaining the merits of adoption, Brad Pitt comes up and asked if he could use el boato to go to the next towno. Suddenly Shania Twain comes out of the main cabin to sing, "So you think you are Brad Pitt" to Brad Pitt.

Then the phone rang and I woke up to my life and the reminder of my appointment at the HIV clinic. I would never give up my Sustiva. Have the best day
Michael

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:11:09 pm »

I had a dream that I was being chastized by the three fairies from Sleeping Beauty for not completing my knit-work on time, They were chainsmoking, hovering over me, and bitching about my relatives.

I was glad when I woke up.

-joseph

aupointillimite · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:21:17 pm »

When I first started Sustiva, I dreamt that a coke machine was hitting on me because it thought I was a girl.

When it discovered otherwise, it freaked out and exploded green slime on me.

I felt like Alanis Morrisette.

If anyone gets that reference, there's a bright shiny dollar and a blowjob with your name all over it.

MoltenStorm · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:25:59 pm »

Pay up, sunshine!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:32:13 pm »

Quote from: MoltenStorm on April 21, 2007, 06:25:59 pm

Pay up, sunshine!

I'm afraid I'm going to need to publicly see proof that you understand the reference in order for you to collect your prizes.

It's in the fine print.

Basquo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:42:31 pm »

Quote from: Strayboy74 on April 21, 2007, 06:11:09 pm

I had a dream that I was being chastized by the three fairies from Sleeping Beauty for not completing my knit-work on time, They were chainsmoking, hovering over me, and bitching about my relatives.

I was glad when I woke up.

-joseph

Sweetie, I'm not experienced with ARVs, but I think you're supposed to watch porn, not Disney, before bedtime!

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:45:00 pm »

yeah, my mind is a mess... I assure you.

Joe K · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:10:08 pm »

Creighton, what do you mean that there is no porn in Disney? Come on, young girl lives alone in woods with seven dwarfs? Exactly what do you think they all did after a hard day at the mine? Or what about Ariel and that daddy complex thing she had going on? Surely you don't believe that the Sea Witch only wanted her soul? Or Alladin, because who knows what depravity the genie pursued, while in his bottle. I won't even start with Beauty and the Beast. It all depends on your point of view. Having read what I just wrote, I am indeed one sick puppy. Maybe I should try Sustiva.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:12:29 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:10:08 pm

Creighton, what do you mean that there is no porn in Disney? Come on, young girl lives alone in woods with seven elves? Exactly what do you think they all did after a hard day at the mine? Or what about Ariel and that daddy complex thing she had going on? Surely you don't believe that the Sea Witch only wanted her soul? I won't even start with Beauty and the Beast. It all depends on your point of view. Having read what I just wrote, I am indeed one sick puppy.

And the priest with a hard on in The Little Mermaid.

My sister and I did a frame to frame search until we found it.

We chose the oddest bonding activities.

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:14:14 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:10:08 pm

Creighton, what do you mean that there is no porn in Disney? Come on, young girl lives alone in woods with seven elves? Exactly what do you think they all did after a hard day at the mine? Or what about Ariel and that daddy complex thing she had going on? Surely you don't believe that the Sea Witch only wanted her soul? I won't even start with Beauty and the Beast. It all depends on your point of view. Having read what I just wrote, I am indeed one sick puppy.

Fine, I'll divulge the lyrics to the song that made me famous:

Because I was a pervert, back when I was just a lad
my father gave my butt a spank, and told me I was bad

But then one day I bought a toy to soothe my aching hole
the biggest toy you've ever owned, and thicker than you'll know!

(chorus)
Superphallicrealisiticdoubleendeddildo
even though the sound of it
will give you such a thrill - oh
If you use it long enough
you might come on your pillow
superphallicrealisticdoubleendeddildo

(I would have hyphenated it, but I didn't want to derail my teachings of hyphenation to Jack.)

Also, I have video that never made it to youtube, unfortunately...

-joseph

Joe K · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:16:17 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on April 21, 2007, 08:12:29 pm

And the priest with a hard on in The Little Mermaid.

My sister and I did a frame to frame search until we found it.

We chose the oddest bonding activities.

And I thought I was warped. I hope you both stay away from sharp objects. Cue Twilight Theme music...

aupointillimite · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:18:32 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:16:17 pm

And I thought I was warped. I hope you both stay away from sharp objects. Cue Twilight Theme music...

Sharp objects? Don't worry... we're only a danger to our own psyches.

We did the same thing with the "S-E-X" in the Lion King, and the "Good teenagers, take off your clothes" line in Aladdin.

It's always a good time to see us interact.

Joe K · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:20:56 pm »

Maybe we should ask for a "Warped Beyond All Hope" forum.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:24:08 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:20:56 pm

Maybe we should ask for a "Warped Beyond All Hope" forum.

Can I be King and Tyrant of it?

Basquo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:49:53 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:10:08 pm

Creighton, what do you mean that there is no porn in Disney? Come on, young girl lives alone in woods with seven dwarfs? Exactly what do you think they all did after a hard day at the mine? Or what about Ariel and that daddy complex thing she had going on? Surely you don't believe that the Sea Witch only wanted her soul? Or Alladin, because who knows what depravity the genie pursued, while in his bottle. I won't even start with Beauty and the Beast. It all depends on your point of view. Having read what I just wrote, I am indeed one sick puppy. Maybe I should try Sustiva.

Well, now, Joe, I didn't say there's no porn in Disney, but what I surmise is that it's mostly off-screen. What did the 7 Dwarves do after a hard day at the mines? They said "Hi, Ho!" The Sea Witch was a characterization of Divine--not sexy at all unless you are REALLY warped. I'm pretty sure the Genie was banging Alladin just out of the frame. At least blowing smoke up his ass.

But if Strayboy did indeed watch Disney before bed, his subconcious certainly didn't pick up on the porn part, unless you count chain-smoking Bingo harpies in there...although if he had watched Tarzan, the outcome might have been quite different...

But now I'm hijacking! The important thing here is that Juan should not feel jealous as he gets the boyfirend in real life, and J.Lo DOES NOT!

kellyspoppi · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:54:13 pm »

these are the kind of posts only those who have taken sustiva can appreciate. you folks had me laughing my a__ off and i have been home sick with the flu for the past week. thanks for cheering me up!

my sustiva dream story may not have been as celeb connected as yours, but as close to an acid trip as any.

as an ins agent i have to take accident reports from clients every now and then.
a couple in their 70's had arrived home from a vegas junket at 1am and after the bus took them to their car they started driving home. when the car got to a set of RR tracks he slowed to a crawl as not to damage his car. as he passed the warning gate and got on the tracks the gate in front of him went on and immediately came down. he stopped the car, thru it in reverse, and tried to back away from the tracks. unfortunately the gate behind him was down and not wanting to damage his car, decided to sit there and let the train go by.

he and his wife looked both ways to see where the train was coming from but to one side there was a bend in the tracks and, not knowing how fast the train might be coming choose not to chance crossing to the other side.

when the train showed up they sat there petrified wondering if they were far enough away from the tracks............... imagine their fear as the train passed by hitting the front end of the car spinning it around but away from the tracks.
needless to say, they both survived this horrific event.

that night i was to start my first round of sustiva. after going to sleep around midnight i woke up at 3:30 to go to the bathroom. i remember walking down the hallway thinking i must be hallucinating cause the hallway seemed longer than i remembered it. standing over the toilet i became fixated on the texture of the walls thinking i must be tripping cause i haven't seen patterns like this since that frog blotter i took in 1969.

when i got back to bed i remember telling my wife what strange feelings i am getting on this new medication. as she laughed i began to dose off again. the deeper i got into sleep the more i began to hear the sound of a far off train heading toward our town. as i fell deeper and deeper this train kept getting louder and louder. at some point i was now seeing myself in the front seat with this elderly couple sitting next to the tracks as that damn train was approaching our car. just as it was about to make impact i leaped out of the side of our kingsize water bed and went crashing into the wall next to our bed.

my wife sits up looking at me lying on the floor and says are you alright! as stunned as i was, i just started laughing my a__ off! for any who have tripped before uncontrolable laughter was not an uncommon occurence, and as i tried to explain to my wife what had just happened, 4am in the morning mind you, here were 2 grown adults rolling in bed in laughter, especially when i told her i planned to call my doctor the next morning and use that acid trip as grounds for changing my meds.

he bought it! and no more sustiva for me. my acid days are long over man, and i am glad of that.

thanks again for lifting my spirits with your sustiva dreams. i think the drug companies would love THESE success stories as testimonials!

kellyspoppi

milker · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2007, 11:04:44 pm »

Are those dreams very vivid? I was talking about vivid dreams in another thread related to nicotine patch. Are Sustiva dreams completely strange and/or very vivid ?

Milker (who finally got over this elevator dream he had when younger)

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2007, 11:21:05 pm »

Mine ar High Definition w/ dolby sound... Once I had one where I was competing in the Long Beach Gran Prix (celebrity race) only the celebrities drive Toyotas but my car was Formula One and driving on tile roof tops. There are no tile roofs on the course.

Later that week, I was in one of the hotels at a LBGT event and met Donny Osmond (the celebrity who wrecked his car that year). "Nice to meet you Donny, I just saw you on TV this week and now you are here... Welcome to Long Beach".

kellyspoppi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2007, 11:23:18 pm »

was for me milker and i had the lump on my forehead for the next week to prove it!

KP

milker · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2007, 11:49:17 pm »

wow well what scared me about those vivid dreams was that one day they may not be funny, and yet very vivid. I hope nobody has experienced that. $:-\$

Milker.

kellyspoppi · « **Reply #25 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:12:22 am »

no joke milker, that is why i keep a dreamcatcher above my bed. it helps to keep those scary dreams at bay. it could use a good cleaning though so i have it outside getting some sun and cool breezes flowing through it as we speak.

KP

MoltenStorm · « **Reply #26 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:18:54 am »

You Can't Do That On Television Alanis was covered in green slime at one point.

thunter34 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:42:10 am »

Quote from: killfoile on April 21, 2007, 08:10:08 pm

Creighton, what do you mean that there is no porn in Disney? Come on, young girl lives alone in woods with seven dwarfs? Exactly what do you think they all did after a hard day at the mine? Or what about Ariel and that daddy complex thing she had going on? Surely you don't believe that the Sea Witch only wanted her soul? Or Alladin, because who knows what depravity the genie pursued, while in his bottle. I won't even start with Beauty and the Beast. It all depends on your point of view. Having read what I just wrote, I am indeed one sick puppy. Maybe I should try Sustiva.

I happen to have posted some Disney porn in the the I Love Porn thread MONTHS AGO. Within the first couple of hundred posts.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #28 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:44:36 am »

Quote from: MoltenStorm on April 22, 2007, 10:18:54 am

You Can't Do That On Television Alanis was covered in green slime at one point.

Guess what you win!

milker · « **Reply #29 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:46:28 am »

Quote from: thunter34 on April 22, 2007, 10:42:10 am

I happen to have posted some Disney porn in the the I Love Porn thread MONTHS AGO. Within the first couple of hundred posts.

SICK!

what page?

david25luvit · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:17:05 pm »

Hmmm...time for a new boyfriend huh?

God I hated the dreams I had on Sustiva....
but if I had had that one....and liked it. YIKES!

mudman8 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:22:47 pm »

well, most of you have wonderfully sick minds and good humor. My sustiva dreams consisted of:
1) needing to get out of my apartment's front door but confronting a n open mouthed gutteral hissing allegator and I backed up over my couch(out of place) and about to be eaten.
2)laying down in a white room with a friend who was talking and watching a dead man hanging from a noose with his open eyes watching me. I said he's not dead and my firend said oh yes he is. To which one eye blinked at me and I woke in a sweat.
3) I turned off the computer late at night to go to bed and in the dark I could see an electric green diamond backed rattler winding in upon itself like on a movie screen, and when I closed my eyes it was still there. A little unsettling

a few others I've mercifully forgotten. I was going to write them all down and turn them into little animations and enter then in the Gay and Lesbian film festival to great acclaim, but that was also a pipe dream and way too much work.

Dr took me off sustiva as I couldn't handle that and go to grad school at teh same time. My Bf I have now is on sustiva and holds down an intense carrer, how he does it I don't know.

MoltenStorm · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:30:11 am »

I hadn't had the "dreams" side effect since Sept/Oct of last year. However, a couple of nights ago, that particular side effect must have wanted to check-in to see what the others had done with the place. I've had nightmares before, and yeah, they're scary. You wake up. You're fine.

Have you ever experienced absolute terror in a dream, and it lasted 10-15 minutes AFTER you woke up? I was terrified for my life. Now the funny part... the dream...

Apparently, there was a dead entity that rose from the grave once a year and began a violent, torturous killing spree. That time of year was fast approaching. This magician was trying to tell me how to avoid the entity since I was one of the first that the entity would be coming after. He handed me a scroll of life and a scroll of death. Each had to be accompanied by the proper symbol, and the correct spelling of the entity's name. What woke me from the dream was I was stuttering with the entity's name, and I couldn't change how I was spelling it. I woke up to find I was still stuttering!

I don't think I've ever been *that* afraid in a dream.

AU:

A shiny dollar?

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:25:25 pm »

Quote from: MoltenStorm on April 23, 2007, 08:30:11 am

AU:

A shiny dollar?

Yeah, that's apparently what the coke machines dispense nowadays. LOL

-joseph

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