Gotta love mom..

[Texan38]

My mom and I had gone to the mall this past Saturday, we walked by a toy store that had stuffed animals in a box outside the door. She picks up a frog and it makes some kind of funky croaking noise which surprises her and she lets out a scream! She throws it back in the box and we both start laughing but then....she farts! Her eyes open wide, she laughs even harder, I put my arm around her and we start walking away - quickly. Then she says while she's laughing, "Whew...at least it was a fart and I didn't pee!".....as she looks down at her pants to make sure.
Just a little 'incident' I wanted to share.

[anniebc]

 . ...A similar thing happened to me only with a box of Morton Bay Bugs I thought were dead until I picked one up. I screamed and tipped the box over when I dropped it back in, there were Morton Bay Bugs crawling all over the floor, my son quickly got me out of there..only I was laughing so much I did pee my pants..but only a little..


Hugs
Jan

[draco]

I don't know about the freaky frog reaction but your mom and I are on par with the other matters.  My bladder has become a totally involuntary muscle and I shall spare you further details about that and my other revolting (like the French Revolution) bodily functions. 

Getting old is heck but the alternative still isn't that attractive.  Yet.

Drac

[DanielMark]

Several years ago, I invited my mother to come and visit for a few days and took her around to see the sights and sounds of Ottawa. One afternoon I took her to an IMAX film at the Museum of Civilization. At one point the camera was in an airplane and heading over the edge of a cliff. She started to get a little freaked, but instead of grabbing the armrest of her seat she grabbed the knee of a man sitting beside her. I think I saw both of their faces glowing bright red (and mine) in the dark cinema that day.

[GSOgymrat]

Reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom, my brother and I were standing in the check out at K-mart. They had wire baskets with various doodads and my mischievous little brother found a rubber snake and said to my distracted mother "Hey, mom look". She takes a look, screams and smacks the snake out of his hand so hard it knocked him down and he starts crying. I was laughing my butt off. Good times...

[Oceanbeach]

My mom was short, barely over 5 feet tall and we lived in this old house which had a high kitchen sink.  One afternoon, mom was bitching about something so, my sister and I each grabbed an arm and a leg, lifted her up and set her in the sink.    Have the best day
Michael

[rondrond]

Mom and JW bought a "little ranchette" for their horses with a river and stock pond where they spent many a wekend feeding the horses and getting away from the city life. Visiting one summer we noticed that he had finally named it as we passed under a sign..."Passing Wind"...I commented on the name as I envisioned tumbleweeds being rolled along by a passing wind....JW just said..."nah...I named it after your mother, everytime she bends over here lately...she's "passing wind"....