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Offline Miss Philicia

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wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« on: August 26, 2007, 03:54:09 pm »
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 04:00:56 pm »
Only a contestant from a state as red-red-red as S Carolina would answer a question about literacy in the US by voicing her support for the troop surge in Iraq.

She was probably home schooled.
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Offline JeffInNYC

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 04:02:48 pm »
I hope she is not studying education in pursuit of a career in school teaching.

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 04:03:48 pm »
We're at war with South Africa?  :o :o

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 04:31:40 pm »
Somewhere, JonBenet Ramsey is twirling in her grave.

In a cowgirl sweetheart skirt.


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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2007, 04:49:36 pm »
Somewhere, JonBenet Ramsey is twirling in her grave.

In a cowgirl sweetheart skirt.


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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2007, 05:24:29 pm »
THAT was a DUMB question with an even DUMBER answer.  Goes to show natural blondes have the brains, while the bottled ones do not!  LOL

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2007, 05:40:44 pm »
i didnt understand ....did she use sentences?
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2007, 05:51:57 pm »
Ha!  My favorite part was Mario.

Lopez was diggin' it.
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2007, 05:56:50 pm »
Doesn't she sound more like San Bernardino than Charleston?  I wonder if she's hiding that thick accent with voice classes.
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2007, 09:17:59 pm »
Why does she strike me as the embodiment of Julie Brown's song "Cause I'm a Blond"?



Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what?
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blond, nya nya nya
'Cause I'm a blond, nya nya nya

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show and this was my audition
Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay
Duck Magnum, duck!
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.


'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah


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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2007, 09:25:54 pm »
Doesn't she sound more like San Bernardino than Charleston?  I wonder if she's hiding that thick accent with voice classes.

Oh yeah.

I'd say she sounds like a valley girl, but Charleston's topography is as flat as a table... not many valleys there.

Her accent is one that I like to call "dumbass."
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2007, 09:27:43 pm »
for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2007, 09:28:25 pm »
Oh yeah.

I'd say she sounds like a valley girl, but Charleston's topography is as flat as a table... not many valleys there.

Her accent is one that I like to call "dumbass."


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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2007, 09:29:40 pm »
for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!

and for the record, I think youre prettier than Miss South Carolina.  Oh yes.   ;D

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2007, 09:45:33 pm »
and for the record, I think youre prettier than Miss South Carolina.  Oh yes.   ;D

That's true.  And he can form a coherent sentence unlike Miss SC.

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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2007, 09:48:40 pm »
That's true.  And he can form a coherent sentence unlike Miss SC.

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And now will Jeremy please submit a link for the talent part of this competition?  ;D

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2007, 09:51:54 pm »
Beauty, Brains, Boobs......well 2 out of 3 ain't bad   ;)

I'll bet her schoolteachers were cringing when they saw that.....
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2007, 10:00:17 pm »
And now will Jeremy please submit a link for the talent part of this competition?  ;D
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2007, 10:00:28 pm »
for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!

Yeah, but can't you spit out your window in Charlotte and it land in Rock Hill?
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2007, 10:05:32 pm »
Yeah, but can't you spit out your window in Charlotte and it land in Rock Hill?

Jeromy doesnt spit, he swa....umm, nevermind.   :D

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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2007, 10:05:56 pm »
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I can't....not that kind of website...I don't want Papa Peter to get mad at me...

Alrighty then.....on to the swimsuit competition!


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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2007, 10:10:20 pm »
how about this from the pool today...

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2007, 10:12:09 pm »
how about this from the pool today...

remove the cap and I think we've found our next cover model.  :)

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2007, 11:07:03 pm »
Wait a minute.  Didn't I see those Dolce sunglasss on myspace?
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2007, 08:54:20 am »
We're all being too hard on this poor girl.  Miss South Carolina was clearly nervous and is now kicking herself for not mentioning that "maps" spelled backwards is "SPAM"!!!  To this day she feels that omission is what cost her the coveted crown.

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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2007, 01:22:32 pm »
ha ha... this youtube video got so many hits they just reported on it on CNN
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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2007, 01:41:32 pm »
she forgot to thank god  ::)


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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2007, 02:07:31 pm »
should've seen that train wreck coming... must have taken diction classes from moon unit zappa

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« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2007, 02:35:30 pm »
ha ha... this youtube video got so many hits they just reported on it on CNN

and she probably still doesnt get it....right now I bet she's telling everybody about it, even sending out the link, all excited that she's standing next to Mario Lopez!!!

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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2007, 02:50:19 pm »
She's probably coked up.  Didn't that happen with one girl last year?
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« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2007, 02:56:17 pm »
i'm still diggin' on Lopez.  the look on his face is priceless.

it screams, ''this gig was totally worth it....just for this moment"
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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2007, 03:57:17 pm »
I have a fear of being in front of an audience and she is living my nightmare. It's your big moment, you get up there, have a complete synaptic meltdown and words begin just dribbling from your mouth. Then your shame goes viral on international multimedia formats. Yes, she's probably dumb as a stump but I feel bad for her.
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« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2007, 04:00:16 pm »
I stick to  World Peace



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« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2007, 04:15:36 pm »
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

Classic! :D  Love Julie Brown.

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« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2007, 05:46:53 pm »
everyone knows you're supposed to work "Billy Graham" into any answer you give in a beauty contest!

i.e. "Oh, I think it's just tragic the way so many people are unable to read a map, but people like Rev. Billy Graham are reaching out to them"......

she needs to go back to beauty pageant 101
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« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2007, 07:39:46 pm »
Beauty, Brains, Boobs......well 2 out of 3 ain't bad   ;)

I'll bet her schoolteachers were cringing when they saw that.....

I doubt if school has been part of here life!!!!!

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« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2007, 07:45:25 pm »
I wonder if she can find the state of South Africa on a US map.

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2007, 08:37:42 pm »
This holiday season, I wonder how many maps she will get as a present?
By the way, the story made the local news here and they showed the whole clip and Mario looked like he couldnt keep a straight face.

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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2007, 08:44:10 pm »
everyone knows you're supposed to work "Billy Graham" into any answer you give in a beauty contest!

i.e. "Oh, I think it's just tragic the way so many people are unable to read a map, but people like Rev. Billy Graham are reaching out to them"......

she needs to go back to beauty pageant 101

But on the plus side, she at least had the presence of mind to try to slip in the "for our children" at the end of her not even close to coherent answer.

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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2007, 10:42:32 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2007, 12:38:51 am »
Ha!  My favorite part was Mario.

Lopez was diggin' it.

Mmmm, once again...Mario..always my favourite part.

Yep, he must have busted a gut when he got offstage.
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« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2007, 01:20:27 am »
I just watched her again.  That was, like, omg, difficult, to like, you know, WATCH, the first time, because, like, she didn't even really, like, you know, complete her sentences, and then she like, kinda forgot, you know, like, what she was saying, about..........South Africa, I mean......like, US Americans (wtf?), it was, like, OMG.

 ;D  Mario WAS ready to lose it, lmao!
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« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2007, 01:40:49 am »
Everywhere like such as.

I'll use that.

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Re: wtf... go MISS CAROLINA
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2007, 05:49:35 am »
I'm suddenly reminded of that Simpsons episode where Homer's watching a beauty pagent.

The announcer is naming off the girls' names, and Homer responds.

"Miss Montana!"
"A beaut from Butte!"

"Miss South Carolina!"
"Nothing could be finer!"

"Miss Delware!"
"Uh.... good for her!"
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« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2007, 01:12:15 pm »
mid-dec: stupid ass
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mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2007, 04:48:21 pm »
this all might spawn her first hit single:

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