Tennessee Wisdom

[ImagineFL]

Why didn't myself and my friends ever think of this?

Only a person in TENNESSEE could think of this!

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Teresa]

LOL...that was funny!

[Val]

Oh, Gawd! That was funny!

[ImagineFL]

Yes it was... one of the rare joke emails that I got that actually made me laugh hard enough to forward it onto everyone.   

Patrick

[Dan J.]

Paris, TN isn't that far away from me. Must have beenmy friend Dean. Sounds like something he would do. LOL

[Quarter Horse]

A friend of mine from Paris, TN is at my house this weekend. I laughed as I read this and asked if it was him.......he didn't laugh? Bet it was!!

Brian