uhhhh, WAHAT???
Ive never heard of this, Didn't think it was possible! Wouldn't you have to bend it unnaturally, which would hurt, and would also conceivably cut off blood flow to the penis causing you to become limp???
hmmmm....
well, i've never done it but have tried...
they look to be somewhat erect, but lord only knows. you know, i thought it was all for show until the dudes started exhibiting enthusiasm. and started pushing it in faster and stuff. so, im gonna go out on a limb and assume it doesnt hurt. i havent found a clip of someone orgasming from this. but if yall know of one feel free to pm me.
I guess I'm not spending enough time on Porn sites :-[
I had no idea that when people say "Go f*** yourself" they mean it literally. Thanks for painting the picture.
are yo serious man?Hell yeah, I'm serious. Cuz I'm a gurl! But, now I'm a smart gurl and apparently Skeebo is learning right along with us. Liberal honest dude that he is.
A "shower" is a dick that is always pretty big - shows big and long when flacid.
A "grower" is a dick that starts small and improves impressively in size.
Some showers are also growers - thats were we get into the upper limits of really hung.
Some showers are not growers. The expert gay teenage guy learns to spot the guys who have those which are almost fully hard, and point down, so showy "downies" - so they walk around shower rooms with impressive swaying meat, without being embarrased about popping a boner, but that's all you're ever gonna get, cause its already on full display.
Holy crap I never knew having a dick could be so technical.
You've seen the head in the vagina video, I assume.
This is what I love best about the English language. There's so much lore we recite like you're full of shit and go fuck yourself and we don't even know we're echoing our ancestors' tales. Surely, someone did fuck himself (we know it was not a herself) once upon a century, lived to tell about it, and the story was so popular (and the act itself for those fortunate enough to do themselves) that it lives on in the phrase we, for some reason, never mean kindly when we scream it at someone in traffic. Perhaps we should now rethink wishing that much fun on someone we're intending to diss.
If you really like someone in 2010 -- put on a big smile and say warmly " Hey, go fuck yourself. Oh and Happy New Year to you and the family!" And there's nothing to be ashamed of, I think all of us have done ourselves the best we can at one time or another or fifteen minutes ago and if someone's got a big 'ole advantage, well, I say...Hey, Lucky You, Go FUCK yourself and don't brag about it, okay? It'll just make all of us feel bad over the holidays. That shared, may I direct you to the Holiday Gallows humor thread? Couple of good laughs over there if you are in the Unable to Fuck Myself Club or the Unable to Fuck Myself with Myself Club to be more accurate.
I'm guessing though that if someone said, "You're full of shit, go fuck yourself," that this wouldn't be a compliment
I'm guessing though that if someone said, "You're full of shit, go fuck yourself," that this wouldn't be a compliment
Hell yeah, I'm serious. Cuz I'm a gurl! But, now I'm a smart gurl and apparently Skeebo is learning right along with us. Liberal honest dude that he is.
Damn-it all Next, if you don't send me some links via PM, well, you can.... you can... go fuck yourself!!!
btw, he now looks like this:
You've seen the head in the vagina video, I assume. The self fisting. The self double fisting. etc etc etc.
Being the sometimes class clown and among the remedial learners in the shower/grower group...here's what wicked-peepee-ya says about penile fracture...And, Carly, it sure seems a likely environ for such an injury. No matter what drugs you did, I think you would always recall such an image were you a witness to it, or a stagehand in the act.
Presentation
A popping or cracking sound, significant pain, immediate flaccidity, and skin hematoma of various sizes are commonly associated with the event. These symptoms are similar to a common bruising or contusion of the penis.
Treatment and prognosis
Penile fracture is a medical emergency, and emergency surgical repair is the usual treatment. Delay in seeking treatment increases the complication rate. Non-surgical approaches result in 10%-50% complication rates including erectile dysfunction, permanent penile curvature, damage to the urethra and pain during sexual intercourse.
Still going strong after thirty years, and no fractures just yet. :)
Well, I was having sex with this guy in the second or third backseat of a Wagoneer once. I was drunk as hell, & I can only remember puking & then having sex, which is the most romantic thing ever, btw. Anyway, I was on top, & he claimed afterwards that my aggressive thrusting "sprung" his dick. Now, I don't recall hearing any sort of "popping" noises & he didn't seem to be in too much pain afterwards. Also it was dark & there were several other people in the vehicle so it was difficult to notice anyway. And I was really drunk. Did I mention that? Anyway, this was years ago before I got clean & sober & my recollection of those times isn't the best anyway. In short, that is the only scenario in my life where I was ever exposed to anything close to a penis fracture. Well, then again, there was that time in college when I watched these two young guys happily taking turns sucking each other off in what was quite possibly the most enthusiastic display of oral sex that I have ever witnessed (outside of porn) & they did appear to be maneuvering the penis around in ways that I never thought possible, so I suppose their was the potential for a penis fracture in that situation too. But they finally stopped after a while & played cards with us like nothing had ever happened. So probably no real fracture there either.
Jesus fucking Christ. I don't even have a penis & just reading this is causing me pain.
Still going strong after thirty years, and no fractures just yet. :)
Denb 45, we might have met years ago, who knows? Anyway, I had far more energy back then and was subsequently more fun. :) I miss the all nighters in the various dungeons my friends had built, but age and HIV have certainlky taken their toll on the body. :(