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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: thunter34 on December 20, 2006, 08:22:53 pm
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Nothing.
Just kept seeing that title pop up on 'Am I Infected?' & wanted in on a little.
Join in or disregard.
Sorry.
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Hey,
that got my attention!............at first I thought it was some kind of kinky cooking class but then the anal thing pretty much said it all.
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I just could not help myself! Every time I went back to the main page, I kept seeing:
Anal Rubbing !
Frottage !!
I was all just too much....
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...not enough :(
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Anal Rubbing and Vigorous Frottage would be an awesome band name.
Just thought I'd share.
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Anal Rubbing and Vigorous Frottage would be an awesome band name.
Just thought I'd share.
You know if they can have "Camel Toe" in Serial Mom...you can have this too!
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I always thought 'The Boogers' would be a great band name...just so you could have:
HOT SNOT: The Best of The Boogers.
And a new look at Google reveals there now is a band by that name, apparently. I know without hearing them that I love them.
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Oh, Lordy! I knew with a name like 'Even More Anal Rubbing and Vigorous Frottage' you-know-who would eventually appear! LOL
What took you so long, pretty? (Yes, you know I mean you, JD!)
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Honey, I think all of us are pretty familiar with "anal rubbing"....the kind with lots of toilet paper due to diarrhea.....
Viracept = constant diarrhea
Truvada = constant constipation
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I always thought 'The Boogers' would be a great band name...just so you could have:
HOT SNOT: The Best of The Boogers.
My friends and I have made up a bunch of awesome "conceptual" bands.
Namely...
Teabag and the Hos
Stack!!
Damaged Goods
Johnny F*** and the F*** F***s
Stack!!'s Greatest Misses CD included such tracks as "Johnny Mathis and Brandy" and "Put Your Back Into That Stack!! Like You're on Crack!"
We rocked... conceptually.
There's a point to this... and that is... The Boogers have to rock... by default.
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Yeah.
And PMS is another.
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My roommate and friends started a chick punk band called Toxic Shock Syndrome.
I thought that was rad.
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The Panty Crickets might be nice.
No! No!
....The Saber Tooth Panty Crickets.
Now, don't dat nice?
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The Saber Tooth Panty Crickets?
I am so buying their next CD!
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Crotch Rot
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And oh, look!
A current peek at the Main Page Recent Posts reveals...
Porn, Porn, Porn, Porn, and Anal Rubbing & Frottage
I love you guys!
And look again! Now emeraldize has joined us in our depths! Imagine....LOL
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you may think it's Boogers, but it's not.... hehe ( you all may be too young for that)
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Lyrics from The Boogers' new CD
Just went down to my friend's back woods cottage
Had to get me some old-fashioned frottage
Along the way saw Little Red Riding Hood
She said to me, "well you better be good"
I said " Red, I like your great advice.
I'm always good and I'm always nice!"
We waved off and went our separate ways
I know that she's into wolves these days
(can you hear the guitar riffs in between? you can?)
Coming up to the cottage door
I could hear some pounding on the floor...
(well, you'll just have to buy the CD to get the rest)
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HA HA HA HA!
Absolutely brilliant!
I love it!
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wow, I may even buy the damned CD!
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Say it with me, ya'll:
That rules at life !!
Awesome, Em!
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FYI: I like the word 'voblabulary' that you used above!
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Join in or disregard.
I'll join in! Sounds like foreplay to me! ;)
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This thread has been pretty much a free for all so far!
Hmpfh! There's just some people I KNEW I could count on to visit this thread, though. Ahem, ahem....
Good evening, David!
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wow, I use to think I was experienced... but it turns out I have absolutely no idea what frottage is, anyone care to enlighten me?
schmegma, felching and all those other lovely words I learned as a wee small child in art school... but never frottage, is it some weird straight thing?
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This thread has been pretty much a free for all so far!
Hmpfh! There's just some people I KNEW I could count on to visit this thread, though. Ahem, ahem....
Good evening, David!
You know me... I don't want to get left out!
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Frottage is French for rubbing - and it is used to mean the rubbing of genitals on other genitals or other suitable body parts. Frottage stops short of penetration. :P
When I was kid they called it dry-humping. ::)
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When I was kid they called it dry-humping. ::)
That's what I remember it being called, too. It always sounded so not-fun. Frottage sounds a lot better.
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oh, I thought Frottage was some sort of Hobbit Role Play.
Lwood
who will show you Me Precious, if youll show yours
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Anal Rubbing and Vigorous Frottage would be an awesome band name.
Just thought I'd share.
I wanted to have a punk band called Vaginal Excretions!
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I believe this title is from Jeromy's late 90's period- just before he did the prison porn films series - you can see out takes from " The Best Of Jeromy V.I." Beware of cheap dvd's as they are of shoddy quality , but if you find an original dvd with extras it now goes for $250. As long as it is wrapped!
"worefully" (woefully) typo
not to be confused with whorefully or ho fully
Johnny :-*
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oh, I thought Frottage was some sort of Hobbit Role Play.
Lwood
who will show you Me Precious, if youll show yours
LMAO.
Do note that I am especially proud of getting Ann in here on this rotted thread!
I can't believe this thread has almost reached 'Very Hot Topic' status!
(Scratch that. Yes....I can.)
Felching? FELCHING ! I sense a whole new thread in the making sometime soon!
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Hmmm... well, to be honest, when I first saw this thread I thought I might have to kick some arse - if it turned out to be a mean-spirited jibe at those poor unfortunates over in that other room... ::)
Shoulda known better I suppose. :P You're keeping me on my toes Tim! ;D
Ann
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Ya know, I wondered about that Ann! In fact, I was all prepped to type out, 'Feel free to yank this thread'! I knew I wasn't going to make it into a jab, but I was worried that the title might mess with you, Rich and Rod if you were trying to keep an eye out for replies on the other one. That's why I added the 'even more' and 'vigorous' parts...to try to make it easier to differentiate on sight.
PS- I always keep really mean-spirited jabs to PM's. Check your box! (just kidding)
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Anal rubbing? Isn't that what they do to get copies of artwork from old church doors and stuff like that?
And Vigorous Frottage? Wasn't he in A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE?
Next question!
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Ha ha...This is making my day!!!
OK....I have some paintings an old boyfriend did with his ass...does that count as an anal rubbing????
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Ha ha...This is making my day!!!
OK....I have some paintings an old boyfriend did with his ass...does that count as an anal rubbing????
Wait! I am DEAD CERTAIN we have a thread about that on here, too! Never ones to let such things go by, ya know...
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Johnny/Alisenjafi -- good catch on that typo---I thought the same as you on how close it was to whorefully. That would definitely be a new word to add to Merriam's. Okay, let's use it in a sentence.
In a frothy moment of unbridled frottage, she whorefully glanced at him, then reached down and grabbed the handle of the frosty glass mug of root beer he had poured for her.
Gee, this is making me think we could submit Andywarholfully as another word for 2007 dictionary consideration.
It could be fun to start one of those stories in which everyone adds a phrase, or sentence(s) and it becomes an incredible creative tale. Yes, this is a campfire activity in scouting for those who may be familiar.
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Wow! Add THOSE to your voblabulary!
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This only confirms my observation ( once again ) that the longer a thread goes on, the more likely it is to wind up in someones ass.. (or arse if you must ) Just check any long running thread and youll surely find an explicit ass reference sooner or later.. this one is no exception either, to wit, the aforementioned act of Felching (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching)
Urban dictionary is so much fun, its my 'Go To' site whenever I run across some unknown internet slang ,Ghetto slang, or sexual, umm, 'diversity'. Its good for hours, the section on Jamaican things... alone is worth a look Jamaican Hot Box, Jamaican Raspberry, and Jamaican Trombone are just a few..
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And if you get tired of Urban Dictionary, be sure to check out Prisoners Dictionary (http://dictionary.prisonwall.org/) my favorite term?? Ass Betting, when you literally have nothing to bet so youre using yourself as a wager. Ante Up.
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Leave it to Lwood to provide a full felching link.
(What, Lwood? No visual aids?)
By the by...how about that term 'yoghurting'?
Now, that gives whole new meaning to the phrase 'Fruit On The Bottom'.
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And I have decided that I'm gonna mine 'Am I Infected?' for more topic ideas like this one.
I mean....Teeth On Penis
That has fun thread written all over it.
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And I have decided that I'm gonna mine 'Am I Infected?' for more topic ideas like this one.
I mean....Teeth On Penis
That has fun thread written all over it.
:D :D :D Thanks! Bring it on!
:o :o Lwood - The link you gave says: Ass Betting: "Gambling without any funds or means of paying back one's loses."
That's a win-win situation
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Does hemorrhoid itching and the subsequent scratching count as anal rubbing? If I forget to wash my hands afterwards can I pass hemorrhoid issues on to others? See here's the problem... I went to file homestead exemption this morning and the lady helping me looked liked she had hemorrhoids... I used her pen to fill out the form and ever since I got home my butt itches.. City workers should not be allowed to help the public if they have hemorrhoids.. Now look at the mess I'm in!! Please help.... I want to be around to see my great great grandchildren and now am afraid I won't!!
Also when I scratch I get blurry vision and my mouth opens slightly, help me please!
Thomas
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Thomas....
In some states they have laws making it a criminal offense to work in a public place if you have hemorroids. Perhaps you can sue her and recover for the pain and suffering it has caused you.
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Is it ok for me to be angry? How long will it take these feelings to subside? Am I just as responsible as she is? Should I go back and tell her that my butt itches now? Should I clean my keyboard, my daughter wants to visit Barbie.com... :(
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Thomas.... its necessary to discard anything that has come in contact with the hemorroids. Disinfect everything you own. Wash the entire house with Lysol. If your daughter goes to barbie dot com she may be brainwashed and develop brain tumors. So no more internet for her. If your butt still itches, ask your woman to give it a vigorous rubbing with vasoline.
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:D :D :D Thanks! Bring it on!
:o :o Lwood - The link you gave says: Ass Betting: "Gambling without any funds or means of paying back one's loses."
That's a win-win situation
Yeah...for real! I'd surely get busted for keeping a lousy hand up my sleeve!
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Now, I am getting anatomy info on AM! I did not know until today that the penis is capable of having teeth! How do they appear? Are they pirhana-like? Are they sharp, pointy little teeth or more squared off and smooth like jaw-anchored teeth? At what age do they generally emerge? Do they ever emerge crooked thus requiring braces? Flossing, I would imagine, could be rather easy but might require sewing thread gauge floss as opposed to regular floss. So, does anyone have any pictures of what seems to be a phenomena? I feel so uninformed to be learning this so late in life.
Bet ya won't find any 'Wisdom Teeth' there!
And THOMAS: You are just EVIL! (I see you are no longer dry of material! LOL)
UPDATED TO SAY: You and Bear are BOTH evil and will surely simmer in the pits.
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Dry humping sounds much better, Frottage sounds like cottage cheese to me which instantly makes me think of schmegma.
I once saw a porn all about felching. I was in grade 11 and 12 of my closest friends and I bought it with a fake ID, it was called taxi-cab sluts. I never really knew the true meaning of the term until I saw that. What was even more gross was that it was a low budget film and in the scenes where they were driving around in the taxi you could clearly see it was filmed in my city. I swear I've seen several of the 'actors' walking around town...
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Is it ok for me to be angry? How long will it take these feelings to subside? Am I just as responsible as she is? Should I go back and tell her that my butt itches now? Should I clean my keyboard, my daughter wants to visit Barbie.com... :(
Thomas, you only have yourself to blame; next time I'll bet you use your own pen. Then you won't have to worry about catching hemorrhoids from somebody. ;)
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Yeah...for real! I'd surely get busted for keeping a lousy hand up my sleeve!
or elsewhere....
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Suppose I walked right into that one.
(Or backed right up on...)
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Anal Rubbing, and Some Vigorous Frottage? I'm ready for you.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/RHaines/dancingsantala3.gif)
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This thread should be called All Things Ass.
And you people are just absolutely filthy, vile, and wretched... and I am shocked, yes shocked, that you would post such horrible things where someone as angelic and saintly as I could read them. ::)
Even I can't stop from laughing as I write this. ;D
Fun Fact: If you want to see a really awesome discussion of felching, watch "The Aristocrats." That's how I learned what a rusty trombone was.
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Oh, I've been playing that instrument for years.
Some have even said I'm a virtuoso, I am happy to report.
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Does anyone remember the scene in the movie "Beautiful Thing" where Ste and Jamie are looking at a gay mag and Ste asks Jamie what frottage is, to which Jamie replies "It's French for yogurt?"
That line still makes me chuckle.
Boo
P.S. -- Mods, please add "frottage" to the spell checker...
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City workers should not be allowed to help the public if they have hemorrhoids...
In City Hall bathrooms here in the city that forgot to care there are signs posted "Please disinfect your hemorrhoid-contaminated hands before leaving the restroom." I think it's actually a civil service rule.
Boo
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I think it's actually a civil service rule.
Actually, it's a WHO recommendation.
Don't you remember the PSA's?
Hemorrhoids: A More Common Source of Plague Than Fleas.
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It's nice to see that the integrity of this thread has not been lost, and that it's just as base now as when it started.
I can't help but feel proud.
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Agreed.
This thread is like a meeting of the minds.
Filthy, filthy minds.
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This thread should be called All Things Ass.
As Gertrude Stein might have said "An anus is an anus is an anus..."
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And filthy asses and hands, apparently.
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Don't you remember the PSA's?
Hemorrhoids: A More Common Source of Plague Than Fleas.
Reminds me of the gay.com profile I had named Yersinia_Pestis.
I missed the PSAs because I don't watch tv but even when I did I was in the kitchen getting another snack when the commercials came on.
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And I have decided that I'm gonna mine 'Am I Infected?' for more topic ideas like this one.
I mean....Teeth On Penis
That has fun thread written all over it.
I think for my next thread I'll go for something along the lines of:
Fingering (Vaginal and Anal) With Hangnails and Scrapes
What did I say about the 'AII?' thread...? It's a gold mine.
(Bet there's plenty of punk band names to be found there!)
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Dig the one down near the bottom.
Three Thrusts Unprotected. Awesome band name
Sounds like Sixpence None the Richer.
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well thanks, filthy boys, now I know what a rusty trombone is ;) ;)
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Dig the one down near the bottom.
Three Thrusts Unprotected. Awesome band name
Sounds like Sixpence None the Richer.
You see?? I told you.
Three Thrusts Unprotected. That's a great name.
God, I wanna learn to play guitar just so I can be in a band with that name!
That or The Saber Tooth Panty Crickets !
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well thanks, filthy boys, now I know what a rusty trombone is ;) ;)
Ha! No... I think what you mean is "now I know what to call that!"
;)
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And I have decided that I'm gonna mine 'Am I Infected?' for more topic ideas like this one.
I'll have to live vicariously through you then, tim, because I dare not show my face in AII.
Boo,
whose lesson is still too new to be fully learned
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Odd...how the very topics they seem to fear most are the ones I've built my hopes on.
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well thanks, filthy boys, now I know what a rusty trombone is ;) ;)
I am color-vision deficient but I always thought rust was red. It's not?
Boo,
who doesn't quite get the "rusty" part of "rusty trombone"
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Aup, perhaps you are correct, young man ;)
Boo, I DO NOT even want to read some suggestions on why they call it "rusty'!
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Suffice it to say that if you do ever truly 'get' the rusty part, you'll probably never want to play that instrument again.
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glad I haven't had dinner yet, T
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glad I haven't had dinner yet, T
Well, I had!!
You owe me a new keyboard, tim!!
Ick... New England Clam Chowder...
Boo
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I'm sure Tim owes LOTS of men new keyboards ;) ( or is it just the price they paid....)
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Suffice it to say that if you do ever truly 'get' the rusty part, you'll probably never want to play that instrument again.
Oftentimes, rust occurs because a material has been too wet for too long.
Or exposure to oxygen.
It could just be old.
ZING!
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ZING!
Bitch...
Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke!
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It's all about the fire and music, Boo.
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It's all about the fire and music, Boo.
Oh yes, so much fire and so much music!
"Everybody's got a heart... except some people."
"Get out. "
"You're too short for that gesture"
"You can always put that award where your heart ought to be. "
This is heavy duty frottage!! (my weak attempt to refer to the topic of this thread)
Boo
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I remember my friends and I had this theory in college that any movie could have been improved upon by adding... hmm... how do I put this delicately? Ah... yes... that thing that Jeromy described in great detail that he did in his latest cinematic oeuvre. Yes.
Like All About Eve. Good movie. Add 20 or 30 seconds of that in it somewhere... it's a great movie!
I've yet to think of any film that couldn't stand to have a little of that put in it.
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Margo FOREVER!
And PS- Is this beast of a thread still showing a heartbeat? God, look at my little monster!
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It's where the deviated preverts hang out.
"There are very few moments in life as good as this. Let's remember it. To each of us and all of us, never have we been more close, may we never be farther apart."
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uh-oh, this too is heading in the direction of a gay classic movie thread. But I'll take it over the scat talk
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"Tell me this, do they have auditions for television?"
"That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions."
Rock my lobster!
Boo
P.S. I'm channeling Addison DeWitt as I write.
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uh-oh, this too is heading in the direction of a gay classic movie thread. But I'll take it over the scat talk
76 Trombones Led The Big Parade !
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got ya
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoted bio line from the alberta gay.com chat room last night:
"Let yourself in, I'll be hiding in the dark. Don't talk, just fuck me in the ass and let my hemmarhoids caress your cock like tiny little fingers."
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I think he should stick to the frottage for now!
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"Let yourself in, I'll be hiding in the dark. Don't talk, just fuck me in the ass and let my hemmarhoids caress your cock like tiny little fingers."
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoted bio line from the alberta gay.com chat room last night:
"Let yourself in, I'll be hiding in the dark. Don't talk, just fuck me in the ass and let my hemmarhoids caress your cock like tiny little fingers."
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I think he should stick to the frottage for now!
UGH! I might just have to stick to celibacy for awhile after that one! Eeeeew!! GROSS! At least I won't get any additional grief about my trombone comments after that one! You now hold the crown, A!
~tim
(Who can't believe this monster spawn of a thread still has a pulse. Guess I should never underestimate the depravity of my fellow poster children here at AM.)
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New band name in AII.
Blood and Cunnilingus.
They're opening for Three Thrusts Unprotected.
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This posts is dropping.... too far down on the page. Time to bring it back up!
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Barf bump. Stocking stuffer.
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Ack!
Oh, dear Lord! Has this monster reached 100?? Gads.
(Check your PM box, Em!)
~Tim (the Dr. Frankenstein of this thread)
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I knew you had it in you to accomplish that, Tim! Greetings of the day! LOL
Christmas Cheers,
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A bump (or electrical shock of sorts) for this monster from none other than one of the Mod Squad! I think it deserves it, though. What is Christmas, really, without anal rubbing and vigorous frottage?
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This thread somewhat eludes me, but it seems gross bar band names are being generated. How about "Prolapsed Man Pussy" or the PMP's for short.
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Hmmm! There ya go! Just FYI: I think 'gross' is the order of the day with this thread. That's why I'm sometimes wondering if it is too late to deny responsability for this one! LOL
Hmmm #2: If "PMP" proves too much for some, we could always go the deceptively prettier 'Rosebud'.
HA!
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The Queen knows nothing of anal other than what comes out of it. Hell, I had no clue what frottage was til I got here... ;D...I am not disgusted by it but the Queen can not get past the pain or the feeling of having to take a sh*t. And there is no way in hell a fist is coming near my ass!
(who will gladly give it her Big Booty BUmp)
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Razor: There was some concern with this thread at first that it might be perceived as a dig against the Worried Wells in the 'Am I Infected?' forum. I think it's pretty clear now that that was not the objective at all. The (dare I use the word here?) beauty of this thread is that it seems to be a good home for random thoughts, jokes and observations...with a definite slant toward the gross. So it's really just a place for ordered chaos and the beautifully ugly! That's about all there is to really 'get' about it. Just about anything can find a home here on this thread w/o any concern for a highjack. It started as a tailspin, so it can go anyplace! LOL
Queen: You don't have to know anything about anal. As long as we can count on your Big Booty Bump, we're just fine!
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This is for Queen ( or anyone interested)
http://www.sexuality.org/authors/morin/analrule.html
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interested, yes...but no new tale to tell there for me. no time for remedial instruction...i'm on to master class!
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To be a... I can't believe I'm saying this... "ass master?"
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yes, my son.
narrow is the way...
but i hope to learn how to stretch it much, much wider
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Rosebuds:
You violets that first appear,
By your pure purple mantles known,
Like the proud virgins of the year,
As if the spring were all your own;
What are you when the rose is blown?
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We're sleds! ;D
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you beat me to it!
(but where did you get the verse from?)
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It's OK. You can beat me... later.
And by "beat," I mean...
... if I have to finish this sentence, I'll be sorely disappointed in you. :D
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Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) "You meaner beauties of the night"
One of the most popular poems of the time. Addressed to "his mistress, the Queen of Bohemia", i.e., Elizabeth, daughter of James I, and wife of the ill-fated Frederick V, Elector Palatine and for a short time in 1619 King of Bohemia, until he was driven out by the Spanish and the Austrians.
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PS - I wouldn't mind being driven by a few Spaniards and Austrians, on or off a sled.
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Those were Hapsburgs. They had deformed jaws and were all crazy.
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rosebuds, craziness, deformity....yep. this thread is still right where it needs to be.
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rosebuds, craziness, deformity....
Wait... what are you saying about me?
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Big Booty BUmp, Just because....
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I do believe.... Oh never mind ::)