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Author Topic: Jesus Loves Porn Stars  (Read 6906 times)

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Offline ACinKC

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Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« on: April 05, 2007, 02:50:06 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/porn.addiction/index.html

MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes.

Finally a religion I can get behind!  Almost.....
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 02:56:01 pm »
Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline antibody

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 03:28:04 pm »
Jesus is my homeboy.
Timbuk      <50/ 794  CD4 10/06 
                 <50/ 1096 CD4 3/07
                 <40/ 1854 CD4 4/09

Started Atripla  7/14/06
Switched to boosted Reyataz Truvada 3/28/07

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Offline Bucko

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2007, 02:00:24 am »
Now let's all get in a circle...

Brent
(Who prays on his knees)
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

Blathering on AIDSmeds since 2005, provocative from birth

Offline GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 10:31:56 pm »
I'm experimenting with the concept of producing a porn film set in biblical times with Jesus and his deciples as the principal characters.....  what do you think?

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2007, 10:35:53 pm »
I'm experimenting with the concept of producing a porn film set in biblical times with Jesus and his deciples as the principal characters.....  what do you think?

Can I offer a title?


"The Lust Temptation of Christ"


T Hunter
AIDS isn't for sissies.

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2007, 10:54:59 pm »
"The last fucker"

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline Bucko

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2007, 05:18:46 am »
Can I offer a title?


"The Lust Temptation of Christ"


T Hunter

Do Uinto Others, Repeatedly...

Brent
(Who loves Bibical porn)
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

Blathering on AIDSmeds since 2005, provocative from birth

Offline ACinKC

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2007, 09:42:10 am »
I respectfully submit:

Jesus Christ Pornstar
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline thunter34

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2007, 11:39:56 am »
Sex Godspell

(featuring the show stopper number:  God, shave the people.)
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 02:43:38 pm »
Excellent titles!

And now for plot and script ideas....

Jesus as an 18 yr old very popular with the scholars.

Apostles fall asleep after the Last Supper Orgy.  Jesus goes cruising in town.  Captured by the Romans and a hot S&M scene with the Romans ravishing Jesus.   John the Baptist rescues Jesus, takes him home and makes love to him.


Offline milker

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2007, 02:45:52 pm »
Can I play Jesus?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline GoodMatchHawaiiRetreat

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Re: Jesus Loves Porn Stars
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2007, 02:55:08 pm »
Can I play Jesus?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Milker.

Sure!   I'll be a Roman.  <grin>

You will have to grow out your hair!
Then send nude pictures of every part of your body with your application.
AND make it through the rigourous auditions. (Have to make sure you can handle 12 muscular, hung and agressive appostles all at the same time).  And of course the dungeon of stud Romans.

 


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