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Title: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: ACinKC on December 01, 2006, 03:49:35 pm
Ok dear guests.  since this is a week of insight, riddle me this.

How come when women are PMS'ing and you point it out to them as a way of saying "oh its ok honey I understand why you are being a total bitch today, its cause youre getting ready to start" do they get even MORE mad?  I mean we are saying, you have a built IN excuse for this behavior and that is the cause of it.  Why dont women just go, yeah youre right just my hormones running rampant I'll be better next week!

Any ideas?
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: Dachshund on December 01, 2006, 03:51:15 pm
straight guys...I SWEAR!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: skeebo1969 on December 01, 2006, 04:00:01 pm


   Dude come on man...  I figured this shit out when I was 20 married to NEMISIS!   They are looking for a reason to fuck with ya....  You have to pretend it's not happening..   It's really the only way man...  You always always always time the yard work and chores around that time of month!!  Even her car's oil changes!!  Everything man I am telling you!   If you have daughters they will do the same!!  Mine did when she was 9 and she was worse than NEMISIS!!


    I don't charge by the way...


   Thomas
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: thunter34 on December 01, 2006, 04:04:08 pm
I'm with Dachshund....Praised be the penis!

~+

(Who is sooo beyond glad he doesn't have to deal with that on a regular basis!  You poor saps...)
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: ACinKC on December 01, 2006, 04:10:42 pm
I have 2, count em 2, little girls to look forward to.  AND an x-wife!!!  Oh joy!

Paging Dr Kevorkian, Dr. Kevorkian to Kansas City STAT

Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: ACinKC on December 01, 2006, 04:12:17 pm
SO this button would be inappropriate to wear around the house?

(http://www.laughshop.com/images/fun9.gif)
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: skeebo1969 on December 01, 2006, 04:14:03 pm

   I got two ex wives and two girls.  One 4 and the other 15.


   Ex wife number one is NEMISIS.  Ex wife #2 and her whole family are god sends to my life.   I love them to death!!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: MSPspud on December 01, 2006, 04:18:23 pm
Awesome pic, AC.  I just sent it to one of my crabby co-workers.  I better run before she blows!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: penguin on December 01, 2006, 04:19:47 pm
thank you, mr - just reminded me of another reason to be glad my ex-girl is out of the picture  :D

tis a no win situation, believe me - head for the yard, like thomas says.. this is why sheds were invented  :)

Kate
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: SFscruff on December 01, 2006, 05:55:48 pm
Sound's like a saint to me.  Saint Hormonia Regretallia Sanctus Sanguinia.
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: Dachshund on December 01, 2006, 06:01:16 pm
I have 2, count em 2, little girls to look forward to.  AND an x-wife!!!  Oh joy!

Paging Dr Kevorkian, Dr. Kevorkian to Kansas City STAT



plus your hairdresser...a 17-year old Czechoslovakian male hustler...and six months in a Tijuana jail on an outstanding morals charge involving a senorita and her mule.
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: SFscruff on December 01, 2006, 06:09:27 pm
don't forget Pastor Vince at the Community Valley Christian Fellowship who provided all that personal and helpful counseling those first dozen trying nights...all those wonderful, accepting and supportive friends at the Rainbow Center every Tuesday and Friday evening...and the perky barback at The White Swallow. 
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: thunter34 on December 01, 2006, 06:15:11 pm
LMAO at all of you damn nuts!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: ACinKC on December 01, 2006, 07:05:54 pm
plus your hairdresser...a 17-year old Czechoslovakian male hustler...and six months in a Tijuana jail on an outstanding morals charge involving a senorita and her mule.

Actually my hairdresser is a 45 year old gay guy!!! LOL He is awesome and came from the wife's side.
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: SFscruff on December 01, 2006, 09:28:13 pm
That 45 year old gay-guy-hairdresser who came from your wife's side, front side or back side?
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: Eldon on December 01, 2006, 09:53:30 pm
Hey AC,

When she is agitated such as that, it is a totally unpredictable situation. You may want to infuse it with a little humor in order to lighten up the load that she has on her. It is worth a try.



Make the BEST of each Day!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: Boo Radley on December 01, 2006, 09:59:49 pm
How come when women are PMS'ing and you point it out to them as a way of saying "oh its ok honey I understand why you are being a total bitch today, its cause youre getting ready to start" do they get even MORE mad?  Any ideas?

Maybe try to walk in her shoes.  Here is a semi-analogous statement she might make:

"I understand that sometimes you act like an a-hole since your penis is so minuscule."

Would that placate you?

Boo
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: ACinKC on December 01, 2006, 10:12:41 pm
If it ws the TRUTH!!!!  And it aint far off!!!
Title: Re: Whats on ACinKC's mind
Post by: Boo Radley on December 01, 2006, 10:23:47 pm
If it ws the TRUTH!!!!  And it aint far off!!!

You're an anomaly (or you've tried to compensate by driving a cool sportscar)!!

Boo