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Author Topic: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!  (Read 5259 times)

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Offline Matty the Damned

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What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« on: August 01, 2007, 09:13:07 pm »
Meet Davis C.C II . . .

Davis would like everyone to know that he's . . .completely heterosexual and is not looking for an intimate encounter with anyone. Friends only please.

So keep your filthy sodomite hands to yourselves you revolting fucking perverts.

Praise!

MtD
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 09:18:46 pm »
You got to be fucking kidding me. Is that profile even for real? The music on there makes me feel like I'm stuck in an episode of the Twilight Zone.....*taps heels and says*...There's no place like home. There's no place like home..There's no place like home....Now where is my damn blunts..... ;D
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2007, 09:33:05 pm »
Anyone that has to say they are heterosexual more than once usually aren't.  :D
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 10:17:55 pm »
Oh Davis is a special boy indeed! Consider this from his blurb:

Sorry, Ladies, I am not looking for a romantic encounter. Friends from both genders are always welcome. I enjoy working out in the gym, wrestling, and broadway shows. I own a Interior Design firm with my best friend, Gary, who I met in college.

Yup he's a saved, interior design firm owning, gym going, Broadway loving wrestler who's 100% hetero.

But does it stop there? Oh no it does not! Meet some of our boy's friends:

Pop German, the muscled hunk from Chile.

David, the buff jew whose fave TV show is "Sex and the City".

Nic Kat, the raunchy seductive singer with the pouty looks who hails from Australia.

Or sample some of the comments he receives from his "buds":

Dear brother Davis,

The privelege is mine. Thank you for your quick and direct contact with me. It warms my heart and body to know that you stand with me as we wrestle locked together in hard combat. It is a neverending struggle against the demons which seek to destroy the fabric of our great nation: marriage between a healthy, strong man and a woman. Unfortunately I have been losing that epic battle against Baalzebulb and her minions. Thusly, I have not found fortune in the holiest of sacraments. And so I am inspired by a man like you with your integrety and total devotion to the struggle. You have touched me deep inside.

God bless.

Oh yeah. I've no doubt they've all been touched deep inside.

:D

MtD
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Offline anniebc

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2007, 10:21:48 pm »
 :D :D..you beat me to the draw Matty with that Quote...he is definitely in denial... :D

Hugs
Jan :-*

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Offline Jody

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2007, 10:31:57 pm »
When I saw his picture my gaydar went up like My Favoirte Martian already!!!

And some of those pictures were so homoerotic indeed !!!

And "Creationism activism" - Yikes - to think that some of these folks actually have a say in educating young people...Scary I say.


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Offline Basquo

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 11:31:42 pm »
I'm no MySpace expert, but how is it that none of his pictures have comments?

Here's a comment:  several of the classical pictures he's added have balls bigger than his forehead, that's my comment on all of them.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 12:15:53 am »
Naturally Matty the Damned hasn't ruled out Davis' is an hoax. ;)

MtD
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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 01:07:52 am »
He should hook up with that skirt wearing Babtist preacher in East Tn. ::)
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Offline sweetasmeli

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 04:02:38 am »
Quote from: matty.the.damned on August 01, 2007, 09:13:07 pm
Davis would like everyone to know that he's . . .completely heterosexual and is not looking for an intimate encounter with anyone. Friends only please.

Oh. So I shouldn't bother letting JK know? Well, he is local... ::)

Heterosexual my ass! Did you see who he had under 'Who I'd like to meet'? Aside from JC and himself of course...for some reason I can't get the image of a mud-wrestling Jesus Christ out of my head! :D

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Offline JohnOso

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2007, 05:09:24 am »
I'm mighty partial to his friends June Gordon and  (Hot) Vonda myself.

And liking Vestal Goodman is akin to waving a rainbow flag for the country fags...know what i mean?  ;)

(there's probably a VG drag queen performing right now at some pissant country bar, even as we speak)
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Offline newbernswiss

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 09:14:29 am »
Does he mean [BROWNBACK OR BAREBACK, lol][/b] AND how many COCKs did you see that he wants to meet.
Great one MD
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Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2007, 05:15:25 pm »
I hope he's not one of those Ex-Gays. That myspace page made me squeamish. Did you happen to check out his pics? All those anatomically correct male sculptures, and that friend Gary of his... yeah, they are so screwing each other's brains out on a nightly basis.
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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 09:11:11 pm »
Guys. Total hoax. =P
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What a MySpace Friend we Have in Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 09:25:18 pm »
Naturally Matty the Damned hasn't ruled out Davis' is an hoax.

MtD

Note well that Matty the Damned took out hoax insurance yesterday. :P

MtD
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