I Peed Next To A Celebrity

[Inchlingblue]

I was at an event last night and went to take a leak in a very busy men's room. I never peek when taking a leak at a urinal, I just like to go in there with blinders on and do my thing and move along.

So when I turn around and start to zip up, the guy next to me is doing the same thing cause he just finished and I look over and it was Justin Timerlake (who didn't seem as tall as I thought he was, not that he's short).

I couldn't help thinking, "Damn, I shoulda taken a peek at that." Especially since he himself has hinted (on The Tonight Show one time) that he's got a big one.

Oh well.

[OneTampa]

Dammit Olsen!

How many times have I told you?

When I send you in the field to do an investigative piece, you take a picture of the piece you're suppose to investigate! 

Now, you get back out there and don't come back here until you have proof!

And, don't forget your zipper camera. 

[GSOgymrat]

You forgot to answer the most important question: did he wash his hands afterwards!

[mecch]

Pshaw hung! The rumor among from his exes is its average at best.

[Jeff G]

I'm not the least bit pee shy , I can whip it out anywhere and go appropriately ... but I just cant bring myself to peek although I get a perverse pleasure at watching a hot man relieving himself LOL .  

[jkinatl2]

Had I been there, I would be sending this message from jail.

[skeebo1969]

Had I been there, I would be sending this message from jail.

Or from his home computer perhaps...  you never know.

[next2u]

i've heard he swings our way...i mean he was in a boy  band afterall : )

[Queen Tokelove]

I like Justin's music but was never really into him like most females were. And maybe I am missing something here but what is the facination with looking at another man's prick? I know it is not a gay thing because straight men do it too.

[mecch]

Queenie, your gay membership card will soon be revoked.

Justin gets more handsome with age. He wasn't a doll when he was a young "hunk* but his appeal is growing.  Now if only he could act his career is assured. 

[WillyWump]

OMG!

How DARE you not look!!! We could now be revelling in first hand account of details of J.T.'s penis, but NO you had to be all polite and not cop a glance.

[Inchlingblue]

OMG!

How DARE you not look!!! We could now be revelling in first hand account of details of J.T.'s penis, but NO you had to be all polite and not cop a glance.

LOL . . . .While I was peeing I did not know it was him next to me, I only realized it after we were zipping up. If I had known it was him I would have casually looked.

As far as his acting he's decent at comedy, he was very funny on SNL and I think was even nominated for an Emmy.

As Mecch points out, he's getting better with age, he looked pretty sexy.

OneTampa: lol

 

[mecch]

he is quite funny on snl yeah

[edfu]

Forty years ago, at intermission in a Broadway theater (can't remember what show it was):  Kirk Douglas.  I didn't look when I realized it was him because I completely froze; even my pee stopped flowing.  All I could think was that Spartacus was at the next urinal. 

Reminds me of a non-pee incident, also at a Broadway theater:  the original production of "Cabaret."  I somehow managed to sit behind Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.  I had to go back another time to see the show, because I couldn't possibly tell you what was happening on the stage that night.  When he turned around at intermission, I actually gasped when I saw his ice-blue eyes.   

[tednlou2]

So he didn't give you a Dick in a Box?  I've met my share of celebrities working at the Derby parties, but don't think I've ever pissed next to one.  I always try to look, but most guys cover it with their hands unless they are really proud of it.  And, yes, straight guys try to look as well.  I think they are trying to see how they measure up instead of some sexual thing---although ya never know.

[skeebo1969]

      I have a confession to make...  I purposely piss on public restroom seats out of frustration.  And if I take a dump, I'm the guy who never flushes.  If it's a big log (I call them wrap arounds), I'll even leave a note proclaiming that to be the last of Thanksgiving dinner...  I don't know why.  I've hit a lot of toilets from Pinecrest all the way North to Jupiter, Florida... possibly as far inland as Indiantown..  

    

[tednlou2]

      I have a confession to make...  I purposely piss on public restroom seats out of frustration.  And if I take a dump, I'm the guy who never flushes.  If it's a big log (I call them wrap arounds), I'll even leave a note proclaiming that to be the last of Thanksgiving dinner...  I don't know why.  I've hit a lot of toilets from Pinecrest all the way North to Jupiter, Florida... possibly as far inland as Indiantown..  

    

So, that was you! 

[Cliff]

Do guys really look all that much? I can't think of anything less attractive than seeing a flaccid penis with urine coming out of it.

[mecch]

Well with the celebrity there is the curiosity factor as well. I mean there he is with his dick handing out and we want to know, is it really hanging low?  Joe Smoe at the next urinal, you might not bother. 
Anyway there are fewer and fewer of the really great piss troughs where there's no chance to hide a big one, at least. You don't wanna be too opressive with the spying if you really have to get on your toes and lean over to see!!!

Also, there are us perverts into odors and piss, you know.  Some colognes and perfumes are based on animalistic odors after all. 

A room filled with fresh beery piss scent at an Octoberfest isnt the worse smell on earth.

[Hellraiser]

Well with the celebrity there is the curiosity factor as well. I mean there he is with his dick handing out and we want to know, is it really hanging low?  Joe Smoe at the next urinal, you might not bother. 
Anyway there are fewer and fewer of the really great piss troughs where there's no chance to hide a big one, at least. You don't wanna be too opressive with the spying if you really have to get on your toes and lean over to see!!!

Also, there are us perverts into odors and piss, you know.  Some colognes and perfumes are based on animalistic odors after all. 

A room filled with fresh beery piss scent at an Octoberfest isnt the worse smell on earth.

So are you wearing your yellow hankie in the left pocket or the right pocket?

[Miss Philicia]

I urinated next to Matt Dillon in 1990.

[fearless]

I pissed on a celebrity once. I'll sell the story to a magazine one day.

[Matty the Damned]

I pissed on a celebrity once. I'll sell the story to a magazine one day.

I puked on Mark Lee in the beer garden of the Hotel Katoomba.

MtD

[fearless]

I puked on Mark Lee in the beer garden of the Hotel Katoomba.

MtD

Expect to see him in the Am I Infected forum shortly. Granted though, that was an appropriate response to seeing him.

[Matty the Damned]

Expect to see him in the Am I Infected forum shortly. Granted though, that was an appropriate response to seeing him.

It was compounded by the fact that it was Foik Music Sunday.

MtD

[fearless]

It was compounded by the fact that it was Foik Music Sunday.

MtD

Ooh, projectile vomit.

[Matty the Damned]

Ooh, projectile vomit.

It was a very Linda Blair moment.

MtD

[MarkB]

I know (or knew) a Roman Catholic priest who says he had it off in the bushes of a motorway service station with a certain formerly well-known Australian soap opera starlet who once successfully sued The Sun [= a British tabloid newspaper, for those who haven't heard of it] for daring to suggest that he (the Australian, not the priest) was gay.

Does that count?

 

[Roie]

LOL . . . .While I was peeing I did not know it was him next to me, I only realized it after we were zipping up. If I had known it was him I would have casually looked.

As far as his acting he's decent at comedy, he was very funny on SNL and I think was even nominated for an Emmy.

As Mecch points out, he's getting better with age, he looked pretty sexy.

OneTampa: lol

 

You should have said that you did not look while he was peeing, and you would therefore like some clarification, and are very sorry for not have looked, But can he please  unzip quickly and show you.

[dixieman]

I've seen Justin Timberlake in person... he's not very attractive...at least to me... I was really kind of disapointed... Now in the early 1990's while I urinated at a urinal next to me Rob Lowe was in the process of relieving himself and I have to say he had a very nice package to present to my wondering eye! he was blessed in looks and in family jewels... unfortunately I was too shy to Reach Out and touch! lol

[Andy Velez]

Long ago someone well known in musical theatre circles in NY was taking a piss at a show when Pres. JFK stepped up to the next urinal.

When he told friends about and was asked about what he saw, his reply was a somewhat unspecific, "the country is in good hands."

[Ann]

I peed in a bucket once while watching George Clooney on telly, does that count?

[john33]

I peed in a bucket once while watching George Clooney on telly, does that count?

Well, now we know your plumbing problems

edited to add (shit i just realised that can be taken more than one way)

[Ann]

Well, now we know your plumbing problems

Funny you should say that, it actually was a plumbing problem. My landlord was replacing the toilet and he broke the new one while installing it (in the late afternoon). He couldn't get a replacement until the next day.

I suppose I could have kept the bucket in the bathroom, but eh, what the hell, it was only piss.

edited to add

edited to add (shit i just realised that can be taken more than one way)

Shit, it could be given more than one way as well.

[Jeff G]

 I peed on a clown once . I was at the kiddie urinal at the circus and all I saw was some red and white striped pants and some big ole red scary ass clown shoes slide up next to me and I just went into a spinning screaming pissing hissy fit .   

[Ann]

 I peed on a clown once . I was at the kiddie urinal at the circus and all I saw was some red and white striped pants and some big ole red scary ass clown shoes slide up next to me and I just went into a spinning screaming pissing hissy fit .   

Let me guess, you've suffered from coulophobia ever since?

[Jeff G]

I still think clowns are a bit creepy but I stopped pissing and running in circles when I see them now . 

[Ann]

I still think clowns are a bit creepy but I stopped pissing and running in circles when I see them now . 

Good to hear! That could be a bit embarrassing for an adult to be seen doing. Or - you could have become part of the act - the weird guy who goes out into the ring, notices the clowns, and immediately pisses himself in a circular fashion.

[Jeff G]

Good to hear! That could be a bit embarrassing for an adult to be seen doing. Or - you could have become part of the act - the weird guy who goes out into the ring, notices the clowns, and immediately pisses himself in a circular fashion.

What the heck I'm thinking dignity is overrated at this age anyway ... I wonder how much a clown pisser can earn by the litre .

[Ann]

What the heck I'm thinking dignity is overrated at this age anyway ...

I totally agree.

... I wonder how much a clown pisser can earn by the litre .

If it's as much as they charge for petrol here in the uk, you'd be rich in no time. Especially if you drank lotsa beer or water. Or both.

[Matty the Damned]

What the heck I'm thinking dignity is overrated at this age anyway ... I wonder how much a clown pisser can earn by the litre .

About double what you get for mime piss but only half of what you get for harlequin pee.

MtD

[aztecan]

Do guys really look all that much? I can't think of anything less attractive than seeing a flaccid penis with urine coming out of it.

Cliff, my dear young man, you have been standing at the wrong urinals.

Remember the bar called The Trench in San Francisco? If you do, enough said. 

If not, well, let's say watersports don't always include swimming pools.

HUGS,

Mark