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Title: I hate vegans.
Post by: ademas on May 07, 2010, 10:22:29 am: I just had to say it out loud.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 10:31:59 am: Oh can I get an "AMEN" here?

You know, where vegetarianism is a simple adolescent phase veganism is a declaration of war on all that is decent.

I'm not given to generalise but I feel I can say without fear of contradiction that:

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/Hitler_Veg.gif)

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 10:50:18 am: Quote from: ademas on May 07, 2010, 10:22:29 am
I just had to say it out loud.

It's great to get these things of your chest. Glad you did.

-Will
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: bmancanfly on May 07, 2010, 12:39:51 pm: I think they're delicious.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Jeff G on May 07, 2010, 02:20:03 pm: Oh ... I thought y'all were talking about people form Las Vegas .

And this is some more of my hee haw humor for those who may think Im really that stupid .
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 02:48:59 pm: It's okay to hate vegans, seeing as they're not actual people like you and I.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 02:56:39 pm: I think Vegan still has a blog on POZ.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 03:23:47 pm: Trey your parents own a restaurant (if i remember rightly) so you'll know how they're hated by anyone in that trade.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Jeff G on May 07, 2010, 03:28:24 pm: I'm sorry but I just don't feel full unless something with hooves ,fur or scales has died and I have the lipid's to show for it .
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 03:30:20 pm: although i avoid the still twitching stage i crave rare meat (not in that sense) ::)

Think i'm turning into a vampire!!!!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:05:25 pm: Being a vegan can lead to small vaginas forming all over your face, eventually leading to one big p*ssy. Ick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTog_NtCEio
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: odyssey on May 07, 2010, 05:13:11 pm: I agree major ICK! At least on women, they're contained to the pants, where they're nice and covered so us gay guys don't have to see them!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Jeff G on May 07, 2010, 05:14:06 pm: To all you vegans ... there is a holocaust going on this very minute on my grill .

I have 3 diffrent cuts of swine and some ground up cow sizzling away . I'm not all heartless cuz I'm gonna fry some potatoes to go with it .
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:19:53 pm: Quote from: odyssey on May 07, 2010, 05:13:11 pm
I agree major ICK! At least on women, they're contained to the pants, where they're nice and covered so us gay guys don't have to see them!

YEs! For the love of GOD, Please eat MEAT! Keep Vaginas contained to the pants!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 05:20:49 pm: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:19:53 pm
YEs! For the love of GOD, Please eat MEAT! Keep Vaginas contained to the pants!

I sometimes wonder where your mother went wrong when she was raising you.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 05:21:34 pm: Or what she did right ;)
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:26:18 pm: Quote from: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 05:20:49 pm
I sometimes wonder where your mother went wrong when she was raising you.

I too, wonder that quite often.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: ademas on May 07, 2010, 05:40:37 pm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-0Mx9XJVk
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 05:42:48 pm: Quote from: ademas on May 07, 2010, 05:40:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-0Mx9XJVk

All of a sudden i'm thinking Maccy dees
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 05:44:32 pm: Quote from: ademas on May 07, 2010, 05:40:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-0Mx9XJVk

This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 05:45:53 pm: Quote from: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 05:44:32 pm
This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Someones led a sheltered life!!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: BT65 on May 07, 2010, 06:33:20 pm: Frankly I'm glad I have a vagina and not a penis that may get hard in public and embarrass the shit outa me. At least if I get turned on in public I can wait until I get home and watch some free porn without having to adjust my pants whilst in the public view.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 06:41:19 pm: Quote from: BT65 on May 07, 2010, 06:33:20 pm
without having to adjust my pants whilst in the public view.

And you probably already know us guys dont have a problem adjusting in public.

Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:19:53 pm
YEs! For the love of GOD, Please eat MEAT! Keep Vaginas contained to the pants!

Or atleast in the panties.... possibly the see through kind like these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgD0_C7jjk&feature=related
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 06:47:05 pm: Quote from: BT65 on May 07, 2010, 06:33:20 pm
Frankly I'm glad I have a vagina and not a penis that may get hard in public and embarrass the shit outa me. At least if I get turned on in public I can wait until I get home and watch some free porn without having to adjust my pants whilst in the public view.

Oh I'm supposed to be ashamed of my erections? I should write that down.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: HollyStar on May 07, 2010, 07:39:32 pm: Oh I'm supposed to be ashamed of my erections? I should write that down.

Of course not, lol, but I don't think it's cool to make it seem that vagina's are some disgusting creature from outer space either. I will hold my tongue here.

As for the vegans, what a bunch of weirdo's! To think that you can live your life without something dying for you is ridiculous. I have a book about a woman that was a vegan for over 20 years and it took her just as long to realize that her diet and lifestyle were making her sick. She makes an excellent argument. There are people stupid enough to think that there should be a fence in the middle of the Seringetti, separating the meat eaters and the grass eaters! I don't hate them, I am sad for them.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 07:45:14 pm: Quote from: HollyStar on May 07, 2010, 07:39:32 pm
Of course not, lol, but I don't think it's cool to make it seem that vagina's are some disgusting creature from outer space either. I will hold my tongue here.

They said it, not me... I would like to say more, but I am afraid.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 07:48:57 pm: Quote from: HollyStar on May 07, 2010, 07:39:32 pm
Of course not, lol, but I don't think it's cool to make it seem that vagina's are some disgusting creature from outer space either. I will hold my tongue here.

I actually completely agree with this statement, us gay boys like to make jokes about being frightened of vaginas. "They have teeth and should be burned with fire!". It's all rather misogynistic although not on purpose. I've actually gotten on to people for saying stuff like this in mixed gender company. I do apologize for my part in it.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 07:54:59 pm: Quote from: BT65 on May 07, 2010, 06:33:20 pm
Frankly I'm glad I have a vagina and not a penis that may get hard in public and embarrass the shit outa me. At least if I get turned on in public I can wait until I get home and watch some free porn without having to adjust my pants whilst in the public view.

Oh man. The worst one is the boredom stiffy. Like lotsa lads I became the master of the flick 'n tuck when I was at school.

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 07:57:12 pm: Quote from: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 06:41:19 pm
Or atleast in the panties.... possibly the see through kind like these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgD0_C7jjk&feature=related

aghhhhh! My eyes! It burns!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 07:59:27 pm: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 07:57:12 pm
aghhhhh! My eyes! It burns!

You shoulda had your mouth open boy, you aint suppose to catch the darn juice in da eye. ;)
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 08:07:26 pm: Quote from: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 07:59:27 pm
You shoulda had your mouth open boy, you aint suppose to catch the darn juice in da eye. ;)

The juice!! Thanks Skeebs, there goes my supper.

BTW, Little know fact about the Wumpster. I know my way around a snatch, I dabbled in the "garden betwixt the legs" for many years before I figured out penises dont smell icky or look like a cows back end.

-Will
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 08:11:08 pm: (http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/vaginacostume.jpg)

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:12:00 pm: Ah Matty forever subtle ;D
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 08:13:22 pm: I've been waiting for fucking years to use that image. :)

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:14:06 pm: I have to ask why you have that in the first place lol
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 07, 2010, 08:14:34 pm: Quote from: matty.the.damned on May 07, 2010, 08:13:22 pm
I've been waiting for fucking years to use that image. :)

MtD

ROFL
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 08:16:20 pm: Quote from: matty.the.damned on May 07, 2010, 08:13:22 pm
I've been waiting for fucking years to use that image. :)

MtD

Hope you don't mind saving it for my fantasy football league.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 08:17:49 pm: Quote from: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:14:06 pm
I have to ask why you have that in the first place lol

Because I'm a smut maven. :)

MtD
Quote from: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 08:16:20 pm
Hope you don't mind saving it for my fantasy football league.

Please, take it with my blessing.

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:19:47 pm: Oh who am I kidding!
Dabbled myself way way back when i was trying to be straight
Then i worked out i prefer other things ;)
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 08:24:52 pm: I've never understood why so many fairies have such an issue with teh pusseh.

Sure cock is great but there is much to be said for the humble minge.

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 08:25:16 pm: Quote from: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:19:47 pm
Oh who am I kidding!

At-A-Boy John, get it all out. I know how bad the PPTSD (p8ssy post traumatic stress disorder) can be. I still have horrific images of bearded clams coming after me at night.

:pats John on the back and hands him a hanky:

-Will
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: john33 on May 07, 2010, 08:26:54 pm: ROFLMA
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 07, 2010, 08:29:53 pm: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 08:25:16 pm
At-A-Boy John, get it all out. I know how bad the PPTSD (p8ssy post traumatic stress disorder) can be. I still have horrific images of bearded clams coming after me at night.

:pats John on the back and hands him a hanky:

-Will

How Freudian (http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html) (Caution link may be NSFW).

MtD
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 08:35:07 pm: Quote from: matty.the.damned on May 07, 2010, 08:29:53 pm
How Freudian (http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html) (Caution link may be NSFW).

MtD

That's horrific!

Ok, Ive had enough of this Vegan and Vaginas thread, I'm going to a nicer place like ¿Estoy infectado? And no, I dont speak spanish.

-Will
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: odyssey on May 07, 2010, 09:35:09 pm: Totally did not mean to offend any of the ladies amongst the forum with the eek comments. As a transguy who hasn't had full SRS yet, I'm unfortunately stuck with one of those things myself. Anyway, the whole ick vaginas thing is a pretty big jokes in the gay male community anyway, but I doubt its meant to disrespect women. Kinda the way lesbians go ick penis. Mature, probably not, funny, yeah, sometimes.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 11:01:39 pm: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 08:25:16 pm
At-A-Boy John, get it all out. I know how bad the PPTSD (p8ssy post traumatic stress disorder) can be. I still have horrific images of bearded clams coming after me at night.

:pats John on the back and hands him a hanky:

-Will

Bearded clams?? No man, think of it as a delicate pink rose....... that taste like watermelon... good grief, I gotta be respectful of the ladies even more so than you guys.. this sucks!
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 11:07:57 pm: Quote from: skeebo1969 on May 07, 2010, 11:01:39 pm
that taste like watermelon...

Tastes like watermelon? Where are you finding these women? or may be the question is where was I finding mine.

-Will
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 08, 2010, 01:24:50 am: When I was in college I went on a date with a vegan. He had long hair, beautiful eyes and I found him odd and compelling. We went to a hip restaurant and and he grilled the hapless waitress for 5 minutes before finding an entrée that didn't contain animal products. A couple of minutes after our food arrived the waitress comes rushing back to the table saying "Don't eat it! It has coconut milk!" After explaining that coconuts were not actually animals we continued discussing alternative music and politics. It went pretty well until the goodnight kiss when he completely freaked out and literally ran off. Apparently he wasn't quite ready for beef in any sense of the word. He did introduce me to XTC (the band, not the substance) for which I am grateful.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: next2u on May 08, 2010, 02:09:23 am: i was a vegan for 2 weeks. i was a vegetarian for 10 years. i ate food tonight that was damn near vegan and am still full (my indian friends laid out a FEAST).

i have no problem not eating meat or animal byproducts.

vegans are weird. a meatless lifestyle is not. u all are freaks.

best,
d
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: BT65 on May 08, 2010, 06:24:29 am: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 11:07:57 pm
Where are you finding these women? or may be the question is where was I finding mine.

-Will

I'm not gonna touch that with a 10 foot dick.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: mecch on May 08, 2010, 07:35:46 am: I hate people who eat McDonalds on the train.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: StacheBC on May 08, 2010, 12:04:51 pm: Quote from: WillyWump on May 07, 2010, 05:05:25 pm
Being a vegan can lead to small vaginas forming all over your face, eventually leading to one big p*ssy. Ick!

That is exactly what happened to my good friend Cuntina Williams. We were the best of pals in highschool... She changed so much after becoming a vegan.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: Hellraiser on May 08, 2010, 07:09:16 pm: Quote from: StacheBC on May 08, 2010, 12:04:51 pm
That is exactly what happened to my good friend Cuntina Williams. We were the best of pals in highschool... She changed so much after becoming a vegan.

Please tell me you've altered her first name...
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: StacheBC on May 10, 2010, 11:12:55 pm: Quote from: Hellraiser on May 08, 2010, 07:09:16 pm
Please tell me you've altered her first name...

Of course I did. Her name was actually Cantina ;)
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: red_Dragon888 on May 11, 2010, 07:58:44 pm: Quote from: bmancanfly on May 07, 2010, 12:39:51 pm
I think they're delicious.
LOL They taste like chicken...
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: red_Dragon888 on May 11, 2010, 08:02:20 pm: Quote from: BT65 on May 07, 2010, 06:33:20 pm
Frankly I'm glad I have a vagina and not a penis that may get hard in public and embarrass the shit outa me. At least if I get turned on in public I can wait until I get home and watch some free porn without having to adjust my pants whilst in the public view.
Getting hard in public is the best part of having a penis. ;)
OK, not the best part, but up there in the top ten...
This should be a new thread. "What is the best reason for having a penis (or vagina)."
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: fearless on May 12, 2010, 02:03:13 am: I hate Freegans much more than vegans.
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: northernguy on May 12, 2010, 03:05:46 am: I quite like Vegas, atrocious quality though. That's probably why you don't see any on the road these days.

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218785_pr.jpg
Title: Re: I hate vegans.
Post by: WillyWump on May 12, 2010, 10:48:47 am: Quote from: northernguy on May 12, 2010, 03:05:46 am
I quite like Vegas, atrocious quality though. That's probably why you don't see any on the road these days.

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218785_pr.jpg

Oh wow, the Haphazzard Vega! GM's answer to the Ford Pinto except you didnt have to wait to be rear ended to blow up as the Vega would self combust on a whim.

I actually wanted one in High School but was relegated to the "hand me down" Buick Lesabre. BTW that 1976 Buick Lesabre was a MONSTER had a 7.5L 455 under the hood.....ahhhh, the good 'ol days.

-Will