and by the end you want to throw up.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1350/118/n29251591547_9130.jpg)
I actually once vomited all over a horse hung guy during a blow job, right after he'd made me country fried steak. I thought maybe he'd be disgusted at my display, but instead he seemed extra proud.
You seriously need to write a book.
You seriously need to write a book.
seriously, i don't believe in the bigger the better...
As long as they have an intelligent mind & a good personality (and, personally, a beard or a thick goatee is a huge turn-on), I don't care about the size of their dick - as long as they know how to use what they have!
Hell to the naw. What good is a nice fella with a cheeto-sized dick?
@ philly - we all know YOU'RE a SizE QuEen...you may be the ruler of size Queens, lol.
@ john - gluttonous
Hell to the naw. What good is a nice fella with a cheeto-sized dick? I'd rather be a size-queen than a sexually frustrated one.
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/cheeto_fail_FAILs-s500x361-14248-58.jpg)
And let us not forget the hung ones who can never get truly hard. Limp wasted meat.
Been telling huh that for months. It should be a trilogy.
omg...i love it.
i wonder if mtd is a size queen. ...
Bitesize is about right for me... ;D
(http://www.bitesizecooking.com/assets/images/knowledgebase/ingredients/fruitandvegetables/vegetables/rootvegetables/carrot_199203.jpg)
Honey, she's 250 lbs. She takes what she gets.
Honey, she's 250 lbs. She takes what she gets.
Yeah, but she's like 6'5"... so I picture him looking like a bouncer from a club
Fuck you chrome-dome. At 6'4" and 250 lbs I can take what I want.
MtD
a 250 lbs size queen...
that just doesnt seem right ::)
Moon, love, didn't you ever learn the prostate massage trick that can turn just about any softie into a rod of steel?
Personally, I am very selective. They must be breathing. Oh, and as Philly can attest, Mexican strippers can be a plus, especially after a cocktail or two. ;)
I have never met anyone who was too big, although I do like smaller men when it comes to oral sex. It is just more fun.
"Just doesn't seem right" is the tarnished thread what runs through Matty the Damned's sex life, kiddo.
MtD
but then again size is in the eye of the beer holder D.......LOL
well, i never had a problem with size and trust me i had my fair share of size, the guy who infected me, well he was far above avarage, when i saw him naked i just said " f*ck you ain't putting that in me i will never be the same" but behold he got hold of me and he was the most gentle guy in bed i have ever known and he kept his errection the whole time, though i thought i will look like a rodeo rider the next day. before i knew it i was back for more.........
yes matty i am why??????
@ den - we'll edit the def of snow queen to any ethnic group that prefers white meat...
Fuck you chrome-dome. At 6'4" and 250 lbs I can take what I want.
Whatever you want to think, Large & In Charge Marge. I have a close friend that is that exact same build and svelte it is not. How does one even find clothing for this? It's like you're restricted to wearing track suits like a refugee from Cocoon.
Maybe I'm dating myself but I thought a SNOW QUEEN referred to a coke head.
Dont forget:
"Gym Bunny"
"Rice Queen"
"Shrimp Queen"
and
what else.....
"Shrimp Queen"
and
what else.....
Size NEVER has mattered to me, only the ability to last all night. Long ........ play sessions are the real judge of a true man. Size, what is that anyway?
Small, excellent
Medium, excellent
Large, excellent
HUGE, excellent
In the end, the spirit is all that really matters, the tool is simply the focus of play. I've had all kinds of men, but the ones that really stick in your memory are the ones that made an impression on my heart.
Size NEVER has mattered to me, only the ability to last all night. Long ........ play sessions are the real judge of a true man. Size, what is that anyway?
Small, excellent
Medium, excellent
Large, excellent
HUGE, excellent
In the end, the spirit is all that really matters, the tool is simply the focus of play. I've had all kinds of men, but the ones that really stick in your memory are the ones that made an impression on my heart.
If you've seen one dick, then you've seen them all,
I have a friend who is a size queen, and I'm so glad that is not my thing. He has literally brought guys home then asked them to leave after they have undressed, which I find just mortifying. He has all these bad theories about how to tell if a man is hung. They must bad because he is so frequently disappointed. Plus, who wants to spend a night at a bar surreptitiously analyzing finger proportions. :PIt also sounds like he's disappointed with his whole life........don't they have medication for that :o
Oh, that is so not true.
If you've seen one dick, then you've seen them all, if you've seen one ass, then you seen them all, every man is different, but a dick is a dick no matter how many times you see it, suck it, play with it, and have it ....it will always remain a same ole thing , big, small, med are large , as long as a man can last, and cum does any of this really matter much at all ;D
I disagree. I've seen some very unique cocks in my lifetime. One was even three colors.
Excuse me, can I join in? Thick in the hips, thin in the waist, and cute in the face! The darker the skin the better..
Whatever you want to think, Large & In Charge Marge. I have a close friend that is that exact same build and svelte it is not. How does one even find clothing for this? It's like you're restricted to wearing track suits like a refugee from Cocoon.
Miss P is that the 1st and only thing you even notice about a man......LOL......it's official , you are a true size queen ;) WOW a 3 colored dick...............that's too funny ;D
I'm gay. I like cock. A lot. Shoot me.
I have a friend who is a size queen, and I'm so glad that is not my thing. He has literally brought guys home then asked them to leave after they have undressed, which I find just mortifying. He has all these bad theories about how to tell if a man is hung. They must bad because he is so frequently disappointed. Plus, who wants to spend a night at a bar surreptitiously analyzing finger proportions. :P
Fuck, the quote function is on the fritz (again)... but I'll just say I adore a nice kaftan. Very hostess with the mostest.
For casual, no strings sex, I'm quite clearly a size queen. I have no qualms in simply walking away if what's on offer simply isn't up to scratch. I don't even bother feigning illness or anything these days. Just a simple, 'it's not working for me', dacks back up and i'm off. I try to be polite about it, but see no point in disappointment.
My other pet peeve are men who describe themselves as dominant but then fail to take control. Big FAIL from my point of view.
Or rough/hard etc. who 'tap' you on the arse with their open hand and say, 'yeah, take that bitch'. If it don't scar or welt or genuinely, it ain't rough.
He sounds pretty shallow... He must be one lonely individual!
He has his issues, but don't we all.
Really? I was tending towards the muu-muu.(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/a/a0/Homer-simpson-20081017022136082-000.jpg)
MtD
what the hell have you perverts and size queens done to my thread?
and what the hell is a shrimp queen?
lol...
what the hell have you perverts and size queens done to my thread?
and what the hell is a shrimp queen?
lol...
whoa there moonie, last time i checked i asked for LESS of it, lol.
Oh Margaret, this thread made an irreversible left turn up Vaseline Alley about 14 posts ago. If you think it's been revolting so far, you might wanna grab some air-sick bags before it's too late. :)
MtD
Thinking of it i rather have a guy that is good in size than someone with a small dick who can do more damage to you thinking small means aggresive and that is a turn off big time
So let me get this straight -- seeking out monster cocks is shallow, but seeking out fat, hairy men is blessed by Jesus... or something?
Really? I've known a few guys, in my past that can take the size of a telephone pole, and one arm aint enough for them to even fool with, it is unknown to me, if any of them are still living today, my guess
would be NO, but, I could very well be wrong about this ;D
That sounds like some mythical creature.Nope not really, just some boys who liked butt play, and knew what there limits were ;D
That sounds like some mythical creature.
Miss Philicia is no mythical beast. I'm told she wouldn't know if a bus was up her until the passengers alighted.
MtD
Miss p is a mythical beast, and one-of-a-kind they BROKE the mold when they made him, I've never met David before, but, I'd sure like too tho, maybe some day before I get too dam old ;D
Massively hung top are ya? :)
MtD
@ 6'3 198lbs and wearin a size 14 shoe, I'm not sure just how to answer that question, perhaps my otherhalf can clear this up ::)
Massively hung top are ya? :)
MtD
Miss Philicia is no mythical beast. I'm told she wouldn't know if a bus was up her until the passengers alighted.
MtD
A reliable source says that Dennis is a 10.5er.
Oh HELL NO ;D.......if my foot size is 14' subtract that by 6, and you'll get the final answer
but, here's something else you should consider here.....my otherhalf is 5'9 164lbs is very Irish w/ baby
blue-eyes, is a furry BEAR and has a stiff fat eight on a good night, so, my foot size and my 6'3 198lbs stature, really has nothing at all do with dick size, now does it ;D thank you for your cooperation on this matter ;)
I'm gonna need a side by side comparison in the form of picture or video proof. You know just to be well informed.
In my experience, other than extremes, cock size rarely matters... it's the technique that counts. Also, one cannot be either a good top or bottom, without experiencing both.
oh my lord...
well, i'm just left speechless...
and den, if speaking only for hellraiser and myself, thank your respecting this space and not posting pics or links of highly sexual material.
but we do have emails under our profiles : ). this is more for scientific research and to prevent hellraiser from doing anything drastic.
does philly know about the bus?
that reminds me -- I only perform topping service once a year, and only during Lent
not many others seem to want to be versatile, at least so far we haven't met anyone that is ;) but, I'm sure there are many others out there who feel the way as we do
Bob & I are both switch-hitters
two thumbs up and still not a size queen
two thumbs up and still not a size queen
Sounds painfull :o
but also been with larger men who didn't know what to do with it..
This is when "aggressive bottom" skills are useful, and I always state this mastery level clearly on my manhunt profile.
This is when "aggressive bottom" skills are useful, and I always state this mastery level clearly on my manhunt profile.
definitely different. one can take it like a champ. the other can ride it like a champ. there is definitely crossover but the power bottom tends to be known for his/her endurance and total capacity.
Speaking of SIZE, this one be (http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=211235&scid=37257595&sp=16&pos=302&locid=1569) for Rev. Moon! PLEASE NOTE: NSFW
Speaking of SIZE, this one be (http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=211235&scid=37257595&sp=16&pos=302&locid=1569) for Rev. Moon! PLEASE NOTE: NSFW
In the name of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH)! The man is deformed! (http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/7/7a/Flail.gif)
MtD
Too bad his youtube channel was just canceled, because he had all of these great clips where he lifted weights in his underwear, smelled his hairy armpits, burped a lot and farted, all with really loud salsa or freestyle music playing in the background.
Here's a sampling on another site though, but it's older and grainy: http://www.mymusclevideo.com/system/view.jsp?vid=3704
Haven't any of you ever heard of a vac-um pump before ..........LOL ;D please tell me that all of you aren't that naive ;D if he looks deformed in the dick that's why ;) he doesn't fool me at all..........LOL
Haven't any of you ever heard of a vac-um pump before ..........LOL ;D please tell me that all of you aren't that naive ;D if he looks deformed in the dick that's why ;) he doesn't fool me at all..........LOL
Of course that dick is pumped, Dennis. A couple of years ago I dated someone who was a pumper and it was scary sometimes.
Doesn't that hurt? It LOOKS painful.
Ladies, you've obviously never seen a Max Delong video. Those pumped up pieces of manmeat can barely get stiff. It's like being plowed by a slightly firm pillow.
José, the one I was with, managed to keep it quite hard for a long while.
Please do not lie on the internet!
who wants to sleep with that?
Fierceness is always welcome! Eddie just put up a new video an hour ago, with LOTS of burping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F-wWar7bOM
Fierceness is always welcome! Eddie just put up a new video an hour ago, with LOTS of burping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F-wWar7bOM
Fierceness is always welcome! Eddie just put up a new video an hour ago, with LOTS of burping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F-wWar7bOM
How in the hell did you find Ford on youtube? Damn, can't nobody hide from Miss Philly.
Yeah, when I was on Kaletra and eating microwaved eggs.