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Title: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 15, 2012, 10:56:10 pm
I had my bloods taken last Thursday and partial results came through this morning. According to the lab my CD4 count has dropped from 560 to 440. Looks like some techo had a few too many sniffs of the acetone so we'll have to do a repeat draw (Grrrr)

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 15, 2012, 11:05:35 pm
I told you not to sniff glue on New Year's Eve.
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 15, 2012, 11:34:59 pm
I told you not to sniff glue on New Year's Eve.
I promise the only thing I've been sniffing is armpits...Woof!

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 15, 2012, 11:54:27 pm
I promise the only thing I've been sniffing is armpits...Woof!

GROWLER

Mine are more ripe than a stale bottle of poppers right now.
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 16, 2012, 08:19:47 am
Mine are more ripe than a stale bottle of poppers right now.
GROWLER pins Miss Philicia against the wall with his manly chest, raises her delicate arms above her head and rips of her bodice with his teeth. Miss Philicia's ample bosom quivers in fear and excitement as GROWLER buries his face forceably into her armpits...........and then promptly proceeds to gag.


Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: spacebarsux on January 16, 2012, 08:50:50 am
I am imagining that between Meryl Streep and (is that her??) Madonna. Bahhahahaahah.  ;)
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: WillyWump on January 16, 2012, 08:00:58 pm
GROWLER pins Miss Philicia against the wall with his manly chest, raises her delicate arms above her head and rips of her bodice with his teeth. Miss Philicia's ample bosom quivers in fear

There went my erection. Thanks.

-Will
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 16, 2012, 08:27:48 pm
There went my erection. Thanks.

-Will
Nurse, quick, pass the vacuum pump, we have an Emergency!

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 18, 2012, 11:26:26 am
Just a follow on for this.......the HIV team have have attributed the CD4 count drop to the the subsequent diagnosis for gonorrhea, so no problems and I wont have to go through another set of bloods!

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 11:32:09 am
Just a follow on for this.......the HIV team have have attributed the CD4 count drop to the the subsequent diagnosis for gonorrhea, so no problems and I wont have to go through another set of bloods!

GROWLER

A drop in your absolute count from 560 to 440 is meaningless.

Moreover, what evidence does your HIV team have to demonstrate that gono would affect your CD4 count?

Enquiring minds, and all that.

MtD
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 18, 2012, 11:41:27 am
I don't recall my cd4 dropping when I caught the Big-G from that major porn star in 1998. I'd post a picture of him but I would be banned. Starred in "Raw Strokes"...
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 11:48:35 am
I don't recall my cd4 dropping when I caught the Big-G from that major porn star in 1998. I'd post a picture of him but I would be banned. Starred in "Raw Strokes"...

I hear Marco has his particular strain of gono cultured by Tommy Hilfiger. Troo?

MtD
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 18, 2012, 11:49:59 am
A drop in your absolute count from 560 to 440 is meaningless.

Moreover, what evidence does your HIV team have to demonstrate that gono would affect your CD4 count?

Enquiring minds, and all that.

MtD
Personally I just mentally hold my hands over ears and sing twinkle twinkle little star to myself when they're talking about most of this shit. Naive, definitely, stupid, probably, but we all have our own coping mechanisms.

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 11:52:03 am
Personally I just mentally hold my hands over ears and sing twinkle twinkle little star to myself when they're talking about most of this shit. Naive, definitely, stupid, probably, but we all have our own coping mechanisms.

GROWLER

Just as I thought, the only acetone involved here is what you've been drinking. :)

MtD
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 18, 2012, 12:07:08 pm
Just as I thought, the only acetone involved here is what you've been drinking. :)

MtD
Oh, it get's worse. I've been persuaded to visit a Reiki "Healer", appointment today....I have a Bachelor degree's in Science and Nursing and I'm dabbling in alternative shit. :-[
Personally I think I need to start dropping some vitamin E's, but the stuff currently available around Sydney is shit (or so I'm told).

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 12:08:45 pm
Oh, it get's worse. I've been persuaded to visit a Reiki "Healer", appointment today....I have a Bachelor degree's in Science and Nursing and I'm dabbling in alternative shit. :-[
Personally I think I need to start dropping some vitamin E's, but the stuff currently available around Sydney is shit (or so I'm told).

GROWLER

Given that your HIV team sucks my tits, the Reiki thing sounds like a viable plan.

Don't mention my name, but I hear you can get some good VE from a fella called Blackmores. :)

MtD
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 18, 2012, 12:19:37 pm
Given that your HIV team sucks my tits, the Reiki thing sounds like a viable plan.

Don't mention my name, but I hear you can get some good VE from a fella called Blackmores. :)

MtD
Blackmores hey, isn't he the one that lives down Natures Way? C' stiffed me on a deal of Vitamin K and I haven't been back to him since.

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 12:22:14 pm
Blackmores hey, isn't he the one that lives down Natures Way? C' stiffed me on a deal of Vitamin K and I haven't been back to him since.

GROWLER

I believe so, bless my Soul Pattinson. I've always dealt with the Vitamin King.

Gives one an inner Bloom.

MtD
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Growler on January 18, 2012, 12:35:01 pm
I believe so, bless my Soul Pattinson. I've always dealt with the Vitamin King.

Gives one an inner Bloom.

MtD
Damn, you're playing with the heavy fuckers mate! Shit in my part of town if you lay with them dogs you wake up in the middle of the night with your house spray painted with bullets......total respect to you dude.

GROWLER
Title: Re: Lab Stuff Up
Post by: Matty the Damned on January 18, 2012, 12:37:02 pm
Damn, you're playing with the heavy fuckers mate! Shit in my part of town if you lay with them dogs you wake up in the middle of the night with your house spray painted with bullets......total respect to you dude.

GROWLER

Greenacre forever!

MtD