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Author Topic: My sensitive hooha.  (Read 6370 times)

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Offline Strayboy74

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My sensitive hooha.
« on: April 02, 2007, 07:43:18 pm »
After this weekend, I can mark Elbow Grease off of my list of Joseph friendly lubes.  Unfortunately, each time it is used (as with a couple other lubes), I break out, or my ass swells to the point of making me look like one of those red-assed apes at the zoo.  CURSE MY BODY!

Thanks for letting me rant.

-joseph

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 07:51:03 pm »
Next time get prepared!!!!



Now you have to go with



Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline Jeff64

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 08:58:02 pm »
Use crisco....messy, but good.

Offline sdcabincrew74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 10:32:27 pm »
Crisco is real good.  Have you tried oil based gun oil?
The difference between an overnight and a layover is luck!

Offline Basquo

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 10:40:08 pm »
I promise my saliva won't make you break out :D

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007, 10:41:28 pm »
Have you tried oil based gun oil?

Yep, it's one of the main perpetrators of the swelling adventures.  Unfortunate, though...  it has great viscosity.

I'm willing to give Basquo's saliva a try...   LOL

-joseph

Offline northernguy

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 02:25:56 am »
 I have the same problem, Mrs. Hand and Her 4 Daughters get very chapped and sore with most lubes (or is that Mr Hand & His 4 Sons?).  Does anyone know of a hypoallergenic lube?
Apr 28/06 cd4 600 vl 10,600 cd% 25
Nov 8/09 cd4 510 vl 49,5000 cd% 16
Jan 16/10 cd4 660 vl 54,309 cd% 16
Feb 17/10 Started Atripla
Mar 7/10 cd4 710 vl 1,076 cd% 21
Apr 18/10 cd4 920 vl 268 cd% 28
Jun 19/10 cd4 450 vl 60 cd% 25
Aug 15/10 cd4 680 vl 205 cd% 27
Apr 3/11 cd4 780 vl <40 cd% 30
Jul 17/11 cd4 960 vl <40 cd%33
April 15/12 cd4 1,010 vl <40 cd% 39
April 20/12 Switched to Viramune + Truvada
Aug 2/12 cd4 1040, vl <40, cd% 38
Oct 19 cd4 1,110 vl <40 cd% 41

Offline Lisa

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 09:55:45 am »
Olive oil, vegetable oil, and glycerin. All inexpensive, non petroleum based, and readily available.(not to mention non inflammatory)
What you got against KY, and all of the new KY products that promise a good time in all of the commercials? ??? 

Lisa
(who's not sure she really wants to know the answer)

Hope your hooha feels better soon, I just hate it when my hooha is upset.(don't we all?)
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Offline thunter34

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 10:18:05 am »
Olive oil, vegetable oil, and glycerin. All inexpensive, non petroleum based, and readily available.(not to mention non inflammatory)
What you got against KY, and all of the new KY products that promise a good time in all of the commercials? ??? 

Lisa
(who's not sure she really wants to know the answer)

Hope your hooha feels better soon, I just hate it when my hooha is upset.(don't we all?)

Ah, yes...olive oil.  Also known as "Sweet Oil".

And yes it is....sweeeeeet
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Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 12:22:53 pm »
It's cured!!

YAY!

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 12:30:10 pm »
Sweet!

LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline dtwpuck

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 12:39:25 pm »
I could kiss it and make it better.   ;D

Nothing's better than spit... and nothing's better than a bottom who can take it. 
Floating through the void in the caress of two giant pink lobsters named Esmerelda and Keith.

Offline milker

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 12:44:36 pm »
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 12:46:28 pm »
I highly recommend this

Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 12:47:45 pm »
I highly recommend this



LOL

thank you!

I'll definitely look into it.

-joseph

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2007, 12:48:51 pm »
Thats what online sistas are for, for you to lean on when you are sad and to gossip about your sex life.
Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2007, 12:56:26 pm »
Thats what online sistas are for, for you to lean on when you are sad and to gossip about your sex life.

:)  thanks. :)

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2007, 01:00:35 pm »
:)  thanks. :)

So how was? You still haven't told us... Details girl.. details.... If it gets to graphic PM me.

Thanks.

AL
Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline koi1

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2007, 01:12:54 pm »
Iva you pull some of the funniest shit out of your ass. Where do you get these pics girl?

rob
diagnosed on 11/20/06 viral load 23,000  cd4 97    8%
01/04/07 six weeks after diagnosis vl 53,000 cd4 cd4 70    6%
Began sustiva truvada 01/04/07
newest labs  drawn on 01/15/07  vl 1,100    cd4 119    7%
Drawn 02/10/07
cd4=160 viral load= 131 percentage= 8%
New labs 3/10/07 (two months on sustiva truvada
cd4 count 292  percentage 14 viral load undetectable

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2007, 01:15:27 pm »

:)

I need to say thank you.  You all have been such sports in suffering the tribulations of my hooha with me.  Thank you all for being there.

-joseph

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2007, 01:16:54 pm »
Iva you pull some of the funniest shit out of your ass. Where do you get these pics girl?

rob

The Internet. And I have no life is my secret recipe.



Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline Lisa

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Re: My sensitive hooha.
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2007, 06:23:18 pm »
God/dess I love you guys.......I haven't laughed this hard in a while. ;D
Glad your hooha is better J.
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